Touring My First Stardew Valley Farms
Hey everyone! Welcome welcome. My name's Charlie and today I'm touring my first ever farms in Stardew Valley. I did this live here on Youtube where I stream every Wednesday and Saturday and it was an absolute blast. If you were at this stream, thank you so much for being
there and if you weren't, I hope you enjoyed the shenanigans we got up to in this video, Alright, let's get right into it. Notice anything different? Yeah probably not but this is Stardew Valley for the Nintendo Switch. That is what I started playing Stardew on but yeah all right we're gonna hop right on. Those switch controls... oh actually I really need to study that up. I have no idea what I'm doing. Okay check, crafting, tool, okay. All right we're on our own here. Alright I guess this is my house .It's the 11th of spring.
Is this... how do I even... I don't even know what's happening. Elliot is full hearts of course. We've got Sebastian, we've got Alex and we got Leah. Besides Alex I think that's pretty much standard. And then Abigail down here at a cheeky zero hearts. Love that. Okay so we know where our priorities lie and they lie with Elliot always and forever. Okay we have a galaxy sword, we have 414 random cranberries. That makes a lot of sense to me. I'm immediately noticing: my house is entirely upgraded, yet it's in it's also entirely empty like there's nothing here to look at. Literally
what year is it i have no idea. Hello? Hello? I have no idea but we have cheese, we have casks. We are like pretty far ahead in terms of like profit revenues. This is the farm itself? What the heck's going on here? Let's unpack this. So we have these random sprinkler spots, rare crows strewn about. This is my little storage system over here. What was this? So this is all cooked stuff, fish... okay okay I see. I don't remember much about this farm but I do remember being very proud
of this little storage system here and I still kind of feel that. What is happening right now? okay okay okay okay This is just a random chest. hello. okay. I love how I've decided to use cheese makers to finish off this fence. I think I got
really really annoyed with having to go in and out so that's a choice for sure. Architectural decision. This is Trongus, Moomoo. I always name a cow Moomoo. Guber. Why did I spell Guber like that? What the heck? This is terrible. I need to sip my ginger tea. These are terrible names. Who chose these? Wellington, Pupu, Dumpling, Grernard, Frarto. I think some of these are just randomly generated and then some I was like...
this one's name is Gushers? Who made this decision? I'm so confused. We got Gushers, Perogie and Ravioli. Nutley, Wonton. What the heck is going on here I'm so confused. Okay so most of these are just named after foods. That makes sense except Gushers. Gushers really doesn't make sense I don't even know where that came from, what like corner of my mind that crawled out of. So we got a single fish pond and then oh what is this? Oh we got stuff popping off over here. Is this... is this like a little fruit tree farm? It is! Why do I. always put my tree farms right here? It is always in the top left quadrant of my farm, even since my first farm. I don't understand. And why are my furni so far away? Oh my gosh if you want to like
smelt a bar you have to go on a whole journey. They're so far away. Why did i put these here? I. was really dumb. That was that was not a good move. I was not doing well on this farm. Oh dang, except in the greenhouse. This is a lot of stuff. I think we have some like kegs and stuff too. So we have ancient fruit, four strawberries, blueberries and then like coffee and then cranberries. That's such an interesting choice. I don't know why I did that at all. That was a very interesting decision. I have the same patented Charlie
make the fence with the egg mayonnaise makers instead of the actual fences. Love that. What are you guys? Okay that rabbit's name is Always, Bill, Toka, Bok, Stuart. I Sorry. What. the heck does that mean? Bing. I do not remember these names. Jernard. Also Jernard. We got
Jernard the duck and Jernard the chicken. Is there no originality in this farm? I'm pretty sure we have a Jernard the cow too. Gosh no decay on mayonnaise fences you're so right Arrow this is like revolutionary. Take this design and use it to your advantage because that is the smartest thing I've ever done. Who are you? This is this is Benji I think, right? Yeah a little rascal, look at you. And then oh my god stop. Stop. Tell me I didn't choose a mushroom cave. Tell me I didn't
Whose farm is this? Oh my god. I did not do this. I don't even understand. Who did this? Why would I choose mushrooms? I've never chosen mushrooms. I'm having a crisis right now, a crisis of identity. I don't even know what's going on. Why would I choose mushrooms? Maybe I chose it and then I realized it was a really bad decision and never did it again. I. bet that's what happened. I bet I. learned from my mistakes.
Well yeah this is my farm. I Just saw somebody say "this farm is not pretty" and I think you're right. I think that pretty much sums up what we've got going on here. This farm is kind of underwhelming, you know? Oh, this is actually the question: Did i do Joja or did I do community center? I think I did community center? I have no idea. Hydrating out of fear. I think I did community center. If my first farm was Joja and mushroom cave I'll probably cry. What is that- okay okay so I was working on the community center but I just hadn't
gotten there yet. That means this was about the last thing. What did I need? What am I missing? Are you kidding me? A. single fiddlehead fern? That is the last thing I'm missing? Are you joking? I'm gonna get a single fiddlehead fern and we're gonna finish this because that's bothering me so much. That's not even that hard. What the heck. Not the truffle, not a red cabbage,
a single fern. We don't even have that in like a chest somewhere? Are you really saying that to me right now? Oh my god, okay you know what? I'm gonna sleep and we're gonna get that fern in the community center and that's gonna be a little win for us today. I even have a steel axe so like I had access to the secret woods. I think I was just bad. I need this near the door for speedrunning reasons. Can we please... please... oh got it. Can I. please place this down or... okay there we go, there we go. At least you're not married to Abigail? That is so true. I was kind of hoping I. would be married to somebody. I think it seems like I was gunning for Elliot honestly
because he's the top one. I just think I didn't know how to date people. So we're just gonna sleep until the summer we're gonna forage it, and that is gonna like... you know it's gonna complete me I think. For my 22nd birthday my gift to myself is gonna be to resolve this tension
of the fiddlehead fern. The fiddlehead tension inside me. You know, I'm just gonna go check and see. I know it's probably not there but whatever. Look at this. I had access. What? What's going on? What is happening right now? Is this the honey cut- the maple syrup cut scene? I don't even have maple syrup... or do I? Oh apparently I have maple syrup, okay.
The bear has blessed my birthday, you're so right lemon pixie. I should like stop being ungrateful. There's also zero fiddlehead ferns and I should have known that probably but I had some hope. Oh there's one right there! There's one right there. There's one right there. There's one right there. Guuuuys this is the best birthday gift ever is completing the community center for my first ever Stardew farm. I am so excited. Thank you all for being here with me for this moment.
How many candles? Oh my god that's such a good question. I'll have to check the candles. I. will. After we complete the community center, I'll go check the candles and see if Grandpa's disappointed in me. I've been waiting for this for years. I started this farm in 2019. Today is the day that it is finished. Oh my god, this is actually a lot of pressure, I'm actually really excited. Okay. 3, 2, 1... oh okay that doesn't work on switch. Okay bundle complete. What's our gift? A pink cake. Three pink cakes for my birthday!!
Oh my god this is so perfect. It's kind of beautiful I might cry a little. That was beautiful. Wait why is there a cursor? Ew that's disgusting. That's adorable. This is great. Can't I get like a little... I need to get the little cut scene where Marnie's like you know rocking out. Well we can check how much I got for the candles at least. We can't see the perfection tracker but we can see the candles. Okay diamonds, clearly I didn't know
about the staircases in skull caverns. Oh my gosh this is terrible. Oh my gosh. This... why didn't I put paths down? Who... oh my god I'm gonna scream. I'm actually gonna scream I can't even get to the candles. Okay what are we at? We're rocking... what is this? Is this three? This is the big reveal. Is it three or is it four? It's three. It's three. Um yeah, okay. Oh with the community center it's more? Yeah I should get a re-evaluation. I think you just need a diamond right? Let's get re-evaluated. Let's see if
finally at the ripe age of 22 I'm finally perfect. Tell me grandfather. Hello? Oh I guess it happens when you sleep. I gotta bass, to flower dance, all these events that I skipped because I don't care about anyone. Everyone around town has been talking about your great generosity lately. Apparently packages have been appearing in people's houses containing items they posted about years ago on the community center bulletin. Packages are all addressed from your farm. Thanks for going
out of your way to do something like that. All of us in town are delighted. Oh... I mean I'll take the credit but that definitely wasn't me. I just slept through like a whole month so... oh there's Marnie. Look at her shakin' it. I love that. Look at this. All these people in the community center. They're never gonna come back here after today BUT look at them all. Look how
happy I've made them. I really wish the people came in here after but that's okay. As a way of saying thank you I'd like to present you with this town's greatest honor: the Stardew Hero award. Ooooh my god I'm a hero of Pelican Town. Wait what? Voice grumble grumble... wait literally what's happening? I haven't seen this cut scene. Sales have been plummeting. Where have all my customers gone? It's Morris. Oh my god. Walking around and being a menace. All my customers here?
Oh my god spending time in the community!? Oh my god, how- what- this is terrible. Let's be reasonable or let's settle this the old-fashioned way? What is the old-fashioned way? I kind of want to see. I think it's time we settled this one- what is this? What's happening right now? I've literally never seen this. Oh my god. Primitive? Are they like freaking throwing hands? The way you throw punches is just like Joja. Quantity over quality. What the heck is happening? Look at Robin's face right now, she's mortified. OHHH Pierre just pulled a me! He just yeeted Morris. Is this real? Oh my god. That's so funny.
Pierre yeeted before I did. Like I don't like Pierre that much but dang. Here, wait wait wait wait Abigail... here have some sap. There, ha ha idiot. I got a whole trophy. I didn't even know that this was like a thing. I still have one other farm that I wanted to go over because that farm is actually... I did it with my friend and it doesn't look ugly to my recollection. Like I think we actually made it look presentable,
unlike this farm which is terrible. Like this is my genuine first farm like when I watched Call Me Kevin play Stardew and I was like "wow that game looks really fun." I bought the game the next day and this is what I created. I think Kevin would be very disappointed in me. I'm gonna be honest.
Can we get the candles? Let's see. That's good old grampy descending from the heavens. My dearest granddaughter. I'm glad you summoned me. I was perhaps a little too harsh with you last time. It's okay it's been like three years I'm over it. Like I don't even remember. Forgive me. You've been working very hard and I'm proud of you. Is that like four candle talk? I can feel it now, my spirit is finally put to rest. Bless you. WOooow grandpappy Come on. Four candles! We really just came onto this farm and we crushed it. We came, we finished
the community center, and then now we have four candles and according to our grandpa this farm is perfect, even though it's very clearly not. Wow thanks to grandpa, thanks to all the Grenards or whatever on my farm, of which there are like 12. Thank you to to everybody who made this possible. Alright, I think that's probably the most that we can do on this farm. Oh we said we wanted to date somebody too right? It's okay, we could date Elliot or we can save that. What does "do it do it do it please" What did I say? Was that about Elliot? Get married? Okay, we can get Elliot and then we can hop on the other farm because I think that that one is kind of funny and actually I made some progress, so yeah. But all of these farms were done before the Ginger Island stuff came out so I didn't know Ginger Island was going to be a thing. I would have
prepared. Willy's ship is still you know broken or whatever and I don't have the materials so we probably can't go to Ginger Island unfortunately. Oh okay bouquet. Are you joking? Are you joking? Are you joking? Oh okay, okay, we just need to wait for a certain time. Hello Elliot! It's been a while since I've seen you. You still look just as beautiful as ever. He's so cute, he's so cute. Okay I'll accept this, thank you. I didn't know you felt the same. Sometimes when I lay in bed i can hear a distant foghorn...
What!? Okay? Alright that was like really cute and romantic and then he's just like sometimes I hear fog horns. Like okay. Imagine you ask somebody out you're like... how do you ask somebody... "would you like to be my my boyfriend?" and then they're like "yes oh my gosh I didn't know you felt the same! Sometimes I hear fog horns when I'm sleeping" Like huh? Okay? Um go off I guess? I don't really know what that has to do with anything. I thought that we were going to talk about like you know our relationship, the future of us together as a two of us as a couple. A we. But no, we're talking about foghorns.
I'm going to enter this farm. You are going to see how extremely weird and cursed but also beautiful it was. This is how you move it. You can... this is the thing... OH MY GOD. What the heck's going on here? Okay so this is me. I'm Hoogle. I'm on Boogle farm. My dog's name is Doogle and then my horse's name is Beula. What is going on? Okay there's a single
path. Okay um yeah so this is- we got the- oh we got the wall flower pal right here. That's fire. This is my little jam spot. [pure sonic perfection] Yep that's it. That's... I don't know. I. just got carried away there, got lost in the sauce, sorry about that. This is the kitchen. As you can see, we have the dinosaur legs
here and the torso all the way over here. No idea why. "This farm is pretty well-decorated it looks great. Proceeds to open up a house with decor of a migraine" What do you mean? This is the peak of interior design. What do we got going on? We are level 10 everything except fishing. Classic. Our best friends are Linus, Pam, the Wizard,
Marnie and Krobus. Yup that makes sense. Abigail still at a hearty zero hearts. Love that love that. This is kind of bad. I love this one light bulb dangling in the corner, like what the heck is going on? Okay, sorry, I should go. Alright let's see the farm. Look at that. This is an improvement. You can't say it isn't. It's beautiful! We got a little bench area here. You can chill out and look at your your shrine thing. Look at how pretty this is? Okay we have our little bench area as I said. You go down from the bench area. Now we've
got our little- oh my god I had a Junimo Hut? Wow pop off. Okay this is the little crop area. We've got miscellaneous crops that I forgot. Look at our little Junimos. They're so cute! They're just harvesting, running around, doing their thing. Okay,
this is this is pretty. This makes me feel a lot less bad about the inside. And then, this is animal town, right? Yeah, let's let our animals out. Let's see what we got cooking. What are your names? Tell me. You're all angry at me but all I want to know is your names. Okay. The Mistake. Okay. What are you? ~oOooHhh~ What was that? No? Botony? What the heck is going on? what's in this shed? This is... oooooh
this is like my crafting room. Okay this is my chest with- guys, there's a fedora here. We kind of got a theme going. Yeah that's another thing we haven't addressed yet is that my entire character is purple. I got Lewis' shorts, I got this shirt I don't know, a cone hat. I'm dripping right now. But yeah, I have like a crafting table here with all my stuff so if i want to craft things I don't have to get them out individually. That's pretty handy. I definitely didn't put this together, this was definitely somebody else. But I do love that it's
on this farm. Oh my god, there's more? Jeezum I have so many animals. What's your name? Mutler? What does that mean? Wumbus. Okay these are just auto-generated names. another Wumbus. Okay. This pig is named Bus, okay. Gumbus, two Wumbusses, a Gumbus. This this cow is named Charley. Why is this cow named Charley? Okay well that hurting, but that's okay. Jungus. Okay we
have two Wumbuses, a Gungus... a Gumbus and a Jung... two Wumbuses, a Gumbus and a Jungus and then Joke. That pig is just named Joke. Okay okay, and then a Bongus. What is with the -gus names? Okay yeah, so we have two Wumbuses, a Jungus, and a Gungus and something bus. Uh okay. "Tag yourself, I'm joke" I think I'm Charley? Not only do I have one Junimo Hut, I have two Junimo Huts. Oh yeah, this side doesn't look as nice as the other side. I think that this is probably under construction but we have some strawberries here. I don't know why this one
rarecrow, the Ghibli rarecrow is the centerpiece of this entire farm. You know, I'll go with it. Wow this farm is like... kind of put together. It's intimidating. Oh my gosh, I'm discovering... oh that's terrible. Who made this? Who made this? This isn't centered. What the heck. Who the heck signed off on that. OH my god. Double who the heck signed off on that. What on earth?
Two out of two mushroom caves? Is this a joke? I hate that. That's the worst thing ever. I also have a mill. I don't... I don't know what for but I'm happy it's here. It gives me big Victor vibes. This is like really pretty in the dark too. Look at- I got Lewis' statue and I finished the community center in this one. We finished the community center. I didn't do it on my own but wow! Wow wow wow wow. Wow wow wubbzy. Oooh jam sesh. [the epitome of musical talent] Tomorrow's the egg festival? Ew I'm gonna be obligated to do that, aren't I? *gasp* Not just one but three shipping bins? Who am I? I'm so put together. Year four, wow okay. Spring twelve, year four,
jeezum. I got really far in these farms. Like I played them a lot longer than I thought I did. Why is there a single torch on the beach? What is this? What is this? Oh goodness. The egg festival! Okay I think I need to do the egg festival and then probably I'm gonna go eat my cake in real life. But yeah, we'll see. We'll have to
defend our title. There can't be an egg festival that we don't participate in because then that means that Abigail wins by default and we can't have that. We know we can't have that. How's this supposed to work? Okay that's not working. Let's just get right into the egg hunt. Let's go, let's stop dawdling. Aaaand go. Okay okay okay. Oh my god this music is like giving me panicky vibes. Alright alright, alright. Optimal pathing. Okay thanks to Z I know there's an egg here. Run little
eggplant, run. Oh I got stuck. Okay okay okay okay. Egg. That one is Jas. I know it. Oh that was a bad move, that was a bad pathing move. [panic sounds] Did i do it? I got 14! That's not that bad. Dang 14. That's pretty good! The winner of this year's egg hunt... HOOGLE! woohoooo Beautiful. I received money. Egg money. Eggy money. New PB? I think so. I don't remember.
Well ,yeah, I think that's pretty much all I had planned for today. I just kind of thought it would be fun to see what was going on in my old farms and like apparently resolve some sort of inner inner conflict that I had. You know, like inside me, I knew that my first Stardew farm wasn't complete and today we have completed it. I really appreciate you guys being here again, thank you for hanging out, I hope you found this entertaining because I found it entertaining honestly. Alright, goodbye. Have a good day! Goodbyeeee
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