AVOID THIS BOAT CRUISE
Good morning, good morning, good morning. How are things? We- we've got the Ferrari all ready to go? Yeah. Sweet, sweet. Alright, let's do it Alright, guys good morning, good morning, good morning, we are going to be exploring all-around Kochi today. Oh, yeah. Indian t-shirt two dollars at the market yesterday. Very good price yep. So, we've got a packed schedule guys I will tell you it is very hot outside today but I think we are going to a temple. So, I did wear my pants just in case they're required and yeah here we go.
Let's go, let's go. Indian Ferrari full speed ahead. Good morning. How far of a drive to the first spot? Ten minutes. Oh, ten minutes. Very nice. Ten minutes to boating center. Ah that'll be nice.
Here we go, guys. We are starting off strong here. Good morning. Hello! Oh yeah, we've got a crazy bus coming up this way. Oh, we've got the little tuk-tuk sneaking up sneak across there we go. Oh yeah, we snuck through no toast for us my friends. Oh, yeah. He's happy too.
I guess that's the secret way if you got a motorbike or you got a tuk-tuk you don't pay the toll you go right around it. No clue if that's illegal or not what I’m not driving. Looks like we're doing a little off-roading. Oh yeah, we got this thing like a boat too it's the Ferrari boat. Hello, looks like we're arriving to the spot here. Yeah this is where we get on the boat, yeah. Oh, perfect.
And you choose the boat which one you like in small one. Oh good prices here. Yeah, yeah just you ask no problem this is many people come here. Many people. Yeah, it looks like a nice spot I wait here. Are you coming? No you go. You don't
wanna come? Yeah, let's go Oh yeah, we're riding this thing together. When was the last time you rode the boat? Have you ever ridden the boat? No, no, no, I never. Alright, well I’ll pay for you to go on the boat. Today we're both vacationing. Hello, my friend. We have two passengers looking to go on a nice boat. Thank you. How are you? Good and you?
Very good. I’m from the U.S. U.S, yeah. Oh please take a seat my friend. Oh, I’m good. I’m very good. Yeah, I love India it's my second time in India. Yeah, here is working backwater crossing
okay. I’m backwater yeah that's where we see beautiful things. We are going this way. So, they are all things oh very nice fish farm Chinese fishnet fishing and my main view and mangrove forest. Oh, wow. So, there are a lot of birds. Yeah, yeah. We have two type of boats this boat-- For one boat for you traditional. Now available only for --
you come back to my driver. You're the driver? Another one. So, there are all things maybe you want the coconut water. You need any stop there drink. You have two two packages one hour
package and another half hour package. One and half hour package total area this area another this after five kilometers go inside and come back one hour one one boat this same boat for you two thousand rupees one and half hour three thousand rupees. One hour and a half is how much? Two thousand five hundred rupees. Well that's expensive. No, no, prices before corona 3500 rupees. Four thousand five hundred rupees. I sent you one boat for you
3500. So that's 45 dollars. No, no, I don't I ask for you only you will just pay 2500. Government approved. What about the other one for non-foreigners is there another card? Alright, so two thousand five hundred is for two people? My name is Mac. Youtuber.
Mac youtuber in India. Of course, my friend, okay. Alright. so we got 25 we got 2500 guys drop a comment below if that was a good price.
-- El Capitan. Captain? Captain Captain, how are you? What's your good name? Nisar. Nisar, Mac. Nice to meet you. Yeah, alright we're hopping on it's up to you if you'd like to come. Would you like to join? No, you go. You don't like going on boats do you? Yeah, no problem. No problem. Maybe it's a little scary. Are there crocodile's in there? No problem. No.
Alligators? Dangerous fish? No. No, should I swim in? Oh, this is what we're driving yeah oh perfect. We can go full speed ahead on it then. So, you call this one the Indian Bugatti? India helicopter. India helicopter.
As we say all aboard, wow. Oh, let's hop on alright we're not gonna sink this thing are we? Alright we're heading out then guys. Here we go. What's your good name? Vishnu. Vishnu captain. Captain Vishnu is gonna be taking us out this thing's not gonna sink right? Alright, guys we got the personal boat here our buddy didn't want to come with us. Oh, looks like we're gonna be racing them. Hello. Goodbye, enjoy.
We got multiple boats going out today. So, it's about a one and a half hour cruise 2500 that I paid that so that's roughly 25 about 30 U.S dollars private boat that makes sense. I’m guessing they paid the exact same for the entire boat but drop a comment below if you know. So those are what I believe are called the Chinese fishnets we'll be getting pretty close to them. The boat's not gonna sink right? Fish farm. Oh, very nice we're going to go to the
Fish farm. Small fishes yeah. Oh very nice. Today's the day guys I wish I had my sunglasses on might need to do a market hunt later. It looks like that's the fish farm right up there ah yeah you know the special way to get in there perfect special guest alright that means we're gonna get nice and close to this place.
Guys I really don't even know what the whole plan is for today other than met the tuk-tuk driver at the market and he's taken us to places all over the city today and the first one is a boat ride. Ah some other fish they're hiding? Yes This is them Wow the best one yeah right in here Drinking water out of this. Wow. Not sure that my stomach would be able to handle drinking that water that's for sure. Chinese fishnet, yes. That's the kingfisher bird that had the beer named after it right? Kingfisher is the name of the beer. Yeah, kingfish yeah.
Oh yeah, I’ve had a couple Kingfishers. Chinese fish market are working yeah. Ah they're putting them ? So how often do they catch fish out of here daily? Should we stop and get massages yeah? Seriously yeah. Alright let's do it. That looks pretty nice. Good morning. Good morning. Hello.
The glass one. Go straight. Oh right up there, That looks pretty nice, Alright I guess we are cruising past the forest right now. So apparently, we're spotting it some sort of jellyfish over here. He disappeared. Oh, there he is. Wow look at that jellyfish down there.
And they sting? If I put my hand in will they sting? I mean here's the people saying they're putting the water Is this salt water-- Oh there's a big one right there. Wow, huge one and they sting? Catching poison. Poison. Oh wow. So, let's hope this boat doesn't sink guys or I’m gonna be getting eaten alive by jellyfish. Anyways we're coming up along another-- Oh look at that bird what is that thing. Whoa! That thing's looking for some fresh fish chow for a little morning lunch for the morning breakfast. Brunch time or lunch time my friends time to chow.
We're heading straight to the fishermen now a local fisherman catching some chow. Good morning. Hi. Hello! Good fish today? Delicious catch? Oh yeah. He's looking for something delish. Let's see lucky catch today. Doesn't look like it.
Alright looks like they're going for a big catch here. And they're on some sort of homemade boat right there. Because it's like a half rubber thing with-- Good morning. Hello. I like that boat.
Custom-made boat basically like some sort of like half rubber thing lined with like a hose on it and it floated. Got a big jelly right there. Have you ever been stung? Have you ever been stung? it's a poison. Just a headache. Oh, you gotta go to the hospital it sounds like. We got this bird right here oh he just literally went under the water oh near the jellyfish right there.
We're in some serious animal planet stuff right now. whoa he just popped up right there. Geez he was down under there for a while was hiding. Almost came out and bit me.
the jellyfish must not mind him. Alright we're coming across another fish farm over here and this one you can actually see all of them swimming down in there. Wow that is a I don't know if you guys can see it but there's quite a few.
Oh, there's a dead one down there. Wow! That is the fish farm tour. Hello That's my friend-- No that's our buddy Rainey. Oh, we're hitting some waves oh waving. Whoa.
Things are getting crazy now guys real crazy. Oh, we're spinning around now I think the thing's sinking. Oh, we're doing a full 360. now we're really picking up speed. Going on over here. Oh, there it is the blue one that's a kingfisher? The real kingfisher.
Oh, and it's gone it has dodged us now that is a beautiful bird very very very beautiful. Very bright blue beautiful I know it seems like we have a bunch of animals over there too lots of ducks Those are the ducks right there yeah? Jellyfish yeah so, we've got a whole bunch going on we got a jellyfish that literally looks like it's a bubble hanging out there wow that looks very poisonous and we got the ducks over there quack quack my guy. We're going in here? Oh, that's gonna be wild. No clue how we're getting in there looks like the passageway is pretty small. We're going straight into this little forest in here Whoa! Look at the beak on that thing.
Just chowing down right there those things are looking for little worms or something. Something at this guy that beak can do some damage to you. What do we got going on over here yes oh, we have crashed. Oh, we've crashed into the tree and we've got some sort of homemade hut up here. What are we doing up here custom-made bridge here yes and where to? You go there and take-- Oh this is a definitely a sketchy bridge one of the sketchiest I’ve ever crossed alright and where's this bringing us? Climbing through these. Alright, what do we got going on over here?
I’m seeing a lot of dirt some swamp land. Sweet. Almost fell there. Has anyone fallen in? No, no, no. You'll go there see you guys I don't think I can go on that swing I’ve been I’ve been eating too many biryanis to go on the swing yeah, that's for sure.
Chicken biryani. They're good stuff. Alright, well I think I’ve probably seen everything I could see over here because I don't think I’ll be going on the swing yeah. Alright, perfect perfect let's see if I can make it out without falling. Don't worry. There we go yes that guy's a very strong. Oh, that is true. And we made it. We survived that one lived another day lived another day Aliya [Bro] Alright we've got a canoe there and there's no sign of any life but it sounds like our guy's telling us that I should keep the camera rolling which it sounds like maybe he's shelling it sounded like he was saying oh he's underwater there he is.
So, what's he doing? With his feet? So he must be grabbing at the ground grabbing those shells. Good catch Machan [Bro]? Oh yeah, he's got he put his thumb up. I don't know if you guys can see him he's right there. Looking for something good. Alright looks like we are paddling now over to the boat and we have located his collection that is a lot of shells. We have hit the anchor. Oh, there's an argument because you just
hit the anchor I think the bamboo sticks the anchor oh this thing's gonna go floating away. He's not gonna be a happy camper after that one and it looks like the bamboo stick has somewhat gotten loose is as the boat gone free I don't know you guys got a little glimpse at how many shells he's got like he's grabbing them all with his hands my guess is he must have some sort of like bag he's carrying then he'll go and dump them back in the boat and the jellyfish don't sting him? No, they stop over there. Oh, he's lucky. We got an eagle right there. That's national geographic right there live from animal planet you guys can see that that's an eagle right there lots of bird life out here. But let me tell you this guys it's very warm out on the water and I’m dying of sun guys I’m squinting so hard as you can see we've got the whole squad over there there they are again hello Oh, there we go we got her started back up that's good news.
I thought we were going to be stranded then we'd have to paddle back. Aiming and pushing. Perfect. Special tactics that he knows the boats stopped working for a few minutes but now we're back in business So, we're being brought over to a gentleman who is the fisherman and I guess we're gonna see how many fishies caught alia [Bro] So, we're heading back? Perfect. Guys and after about one hour we're coming back to shore pretty soon we'll be yelling land ahoy. So, as you can see it looks like they've got quite a few different boots people are taking out you got the long ones that looks like they could see like a 20-person family and then we got the small ones like I’m on and then the medium-sized green one or maybe the green one is the same size it just looks a little bit larger But it's a pretty popular spot and where's our bro at? No sign of him. Alright then here we go. Land ahoy!
We've got the lake queen right there and oh, are we crashing almost crashed there. Alright and- Oh, [perfected the landing. Alright thank you there he is the legend himself It was nice was expensive for for what we did so yeah, can you take me actually I have some change of plans I need to go pick up some business cards yeah yeah are you able to take me there? Which place you go it's called print it opposite computer park panorama road Kochin.
Near north radio station yeah you know yeah, perfect the big city. Got some traffic over here and here it is guys I gotta pick up some business cards here so one moment. So, guys just got to print it here and actually, I found them I was on google and I needed to get some business cards because a lot of the times when I’m walking around all around town people ask me like you know what's your YouTube information and so, I actually have everything right here so that way when I meet people, I can give out the information so yeah print it. It's right down here Sebastian’s the
owner here he's the man he hooked it up 24-hour delivery on this thank you so much I really appreciate that and the team thank you guys and so perfect and so for 300 business cards we paid about let's see 730. So that's roughly 10 us dollars and the nice part about these business cards here is they're textured so you know if you get the textured ones people are more likely to remember when they're feeling in their pocket and they're wondering what that is so yeah, there it is beautiful design thank you guys very much perfect we're gonna go get some coffee now guys we'll see at the shop. Alright, guys so we're going to chai buddy which is Sebastian’s recommendation here Sebastian you're a local from Kerala right? Yes, yes. Specifically, from Kochi? From Kochi yeah so that's his shop he actually, owns a couple shops in the area and now we figured we're gonna get to know each other a little bit more have a cup of coffee maybe a team what is your go-to coffee or tea coffee so we're gonna get two coffees here get some energy in us and we'll see when the coffee's arrived. Guys having my first Kochi coffee here. So thank you so much Sebastian for the invite over here we're this is your local place you always go to yeah, it's sweet it's sweet it has snacks over here too.
And he's the chef himself thank you my friend good coffee. Sebastian so nice to meet you thank you so much for the coffee I will see you. Guys this is Sebastian make sure you come over to his shop right over here it's right near the north railway station and he can hook you up with a lot of different printing supplies really good guy just treated me to some coffee got to know each other and thanks for everything. Thank you take care brother see you. Hello! Really cool meeting local people guys.
and yeah it just goes to show you how nice the hospitality here is in- in India I bought some business cards online I told them you know I really needed them quickly and so he was so nice to like rush get him done normally takes two to three days he got him done and when he actually, saw the email because I sent it to him on the weekend basically, got it to me the next morning so, like 12 hours from when he saw the email really nice of him and then treated me to a cup of coffee and water so such a nice time guys and now we're cruising through the markets down this way. We're gonna see what we get ourselves into alright let's see who's gonna hook me up with a ride over here. Right on marine drive. Hello, my friend. Marine marine drive. Yeah. Oh, we got the big boy. Alright guys hope you enjoyed coming with me this morning on the boat cruise I will tell you they they got me good though I was just talking to Sebastian about what prices cost for like doing houseboat tours which are really popular here in Kerala here in Kochi and so yeah basically basically, like you can do a full day houseboat tour for less or maybe equivalent to what I had paid for the private little boat tour but hey it is what it is I’m not mad about it still was you know cool to see just keep that in mind even though people like the tuk-tuk driver took me to the you know who I met the day before called it the Ferrari really nice guy but yeah unfortunately I think there might have been some dishonesty and this is just an assumption if I’m completely wrong with the price then I will be shocked because that boat tour was nothing special and I paid 30 US dollars I could literally go to so many different boat cruises even in the united states where things are more expensive you can do a pretty decent like group boat tour on a much nicer boat but maybe similar to that price it may be a little bit more obviously, it was private but it was like yeah, I don't know yeah guys anyways that's where I’m gonna go ahead and end today's video this video finished off awesome meeting Sebastian and it's a team over there that hooked it up with the business cards up so hope you guys enjoyed this vlog and if you want us more vlogs both here in India as well as all around the world hit that subscribe button below and I’ll see you guys in tomorrow's video [Music]
2022-04-01 10:25
