When Indians Visit TAJ MAHAL For The First Time
Agra. An iconic place Which celebs from all over the world have visited. Where the seventh wonder of the world is located. Which the ladies have: "-anf this will be the back." "original Taj Mahal" "-the original Taj Mahal will be there."
Yeah Shah Jahan bro, a tailor's hands are left. Upside down Taj Mahal?? "See bro, this person has upturned Shah Jahan's love." Yeah Shah Jahan bro even my hands were left. You can actually fruit ninja them too coz I don't wanna see such reels. A lot of people on the internet like Agra.
And a lot of them don't. "This is actually a scam-" "-scam-" "India's THE worst country" "That I've ever been to." The scams happening in Taj Mahal- "-scammer!" So we thought we'll go there ourselves to see what's actually going on in Taj Mahal and Agra. Our private jet. With 55 others. *plane whirring* "You want a taxi?" No my cab is booked it's on the way.
Man if someone is coming to Agra then please take his cab he's scaring me. Madam thou art late. In attempts to woo you, your fren became my date. Wow. Welcome to Agra. Reached the room. And I booked this hotel because it said that Taj Mahal was visible from here.
(average Slayy Point trip experience) But it isn't visible from the room. It's visible from the rooftop. We-we gotta sit on the roof all day now. We'll take a mattress to sit. So what if we can't see the Taj Mahal We can at least see the Eiffel Tower. There is something atop the commode...
Reminiscent of the Taj... I don't know. There is some Taj Mahal on the basin too.. (so there's this thing called copium) Ohhh so this was the view...
We were the fools. There it is. *general crowd chatter* So we have arrived and we can see a bit of the Taj Mahal.
From underneath the tree. So Shah Jahan had the Taj Mahal constructed for his third wife Mumtaz Mahal. And he didn't even make biryani for the two before her. And even after this he married multiple times.
Whenever a new girlfriend comes into the picture She makes you delete all photos of the ex from your phone. How you gonna make someone delete all that??? (asking the real questions) This he ain't moving on from. These smol rooms housed around 200 workers. Then 400 hands used to live. (but you didn't have to cut me off) Earlier, drums used to sound there when the king used to enter here. And now all you can hear is: ma'am take a guide, guide, take photo ma'am, photo? photo? We also hired a photographer.
"-just remain like this, cross a bit-" "A bit to my side." "That's it." "Put your leg out, that's it." "Look hither." "Smile please." *camera snaps* Should I sit? - "Yeah yeah sit."
"-are troubled by knee pain" (when knee surgery is due tomorrow) "-attitude, sec c, hot-" Can't see it from here tho. Should I hold like this? No not here? Don't hold this. *scolding* Fighting in front of the symbol of love?? What is happening? Guys they say from here, an illusion is visible. The closer you move to the doorway, the Taj Mahal seems to move further away.
Look look, the Taj Mahal is moving further away. By the way, even girls move away when they see you- (soldier down, lads) Although to see that illusion you need the path to be empty. All we're seeing are people's bald heads bro. There is so much crowd the entire illusion has been spoiled. *trumpets sound* Look at the clout of Taj Mahal.
Dude Coldplay's concert didn't have these many phone come out. Dude brought an iPad bro. Rather than spending time on clicking photos, the photographer bro is spending more time in: "Move to side." "Sir please side."
*general crowd chatter* "Kid, kid, move to the side." (bombastic side eye) "Hey!" (photographer to Moses real quick) It's empty now! It's clear now! "Look a little up at the camera-" *failed attempt n* A lot of historical and knowledgeable stuff is written here. So this area is entirely empty. Here you'll see a vareity of couples Who haven't touched each other ever, never had an ounce of romance But the photographers will instruct them to shake hands Hug each other, Put your arm around the neck, do this, do that.
Even the couples' first romance happens here post wedding for the first time. People aren't even looking at the Taj Mahal. They are looking into each others' eyes, looking at photographer and the lens.
But such a beautiful wonder is there, that no one wants to see. Everyone is holding onto a grape. Make her do some new pose.
*instructions on how to pose* (average Jojo character preparing for boss fights) Bro I never put in so much effort for posing in my entire life. Did you understand anything?? What leg 2 inches this way, 3 inches that way... what- I only know how to stand in attention and smile. Agra's Dubboo Ratnani is here bro oho! Dude it'll be sunset soon, please hurry up. Still only hers is going on guys.
Imma just go back to Mumbai. There is nothing for me to do here. "Come here sir, it's your turn now." "Spread your arms" Isn't this looking weird? "It'll be fine." Don't spread your legs. Yeah.
Close your legs and spread your arms. "WoW, WhAtTa GuY!" *more posing instructions* This is a royal pose. (i caught a fish pose) So that is the Taj Mahal. And this is the dance floor. More people have danced here than in the Dance India Dance auditions. You too... one move, one move.
He has especially told us to not dance. "-dancing pose, yoga pose, don't do those." He thought these are YouTubers they'll definitely dance. He warned us beforehand only.
I don't look that much- - You look a bit like a Tik Toker today dude. *song playing and dance dancing* Someone had passed away and this was constructed in their memory, issa sad place, dancing here- *mimics* His wife had passed away but mine is still around. Dance baby!! Look at the dance happening. Bro what animal's is this?? It ain't even allowed here. Whose shit can that be? A dog was running around in the complex I saw it- Not this. (some jokes write themselves) Wow. WOW!
This is his mom. Aunty! - HEY!! Dude her photos aren't ending, we need to finish the tour. What is this. If you are in a hurry to finish the tour.
Then don't have a photographer bro. It's about to be sunset, and I don't know how much bill we would get smacked with. We didn't even ask the price, we just asked him like this. Sunset will occur but we won't see the Taj Mahal.
But our 50 photos will be there. Now he isn't bothered about the sunset? How amazing it looks guys. If someone wants to build something like this while I am alive Please.
Someone will make the Taj Mahal tea for you. Roti from Taj Mahal atta. Someone will make the Taj Mahal rice. But seriously dude, does Taj Mahal not have a copyright or something? I have seen so many things. Taj Mahal banana halwa.
Taj Mahal poha. Beware of duplicate. (bro is the very thing it warns about) Brother you are the duplicate- Shah Jahan used to walk here. And now Reel-makers walk here. *fast forward version coz Taj Mahal might not have a copyright, but music does* Even Shah Jahan didn't show that much attitude as these Reel people do. And he was a king! Bro, these people who lose battles in PUBG Rejects of the Roadies audition.
Here are like: They say a black Taj Mahal was to be built there, even the foundation was laid. But Aurangzeb thought that father is spending too much. Put him in jail, lock him up. No more building.
Hmm. If one more Amazon parcel arrives at home, Then imma also put dad in bathroom- (some thoughts better left unfinished) What???? People have thrown in coins bro. Here it says don't throw. Please don't- yeah it's written To not throw, then we have to throw.
"Y'all are those YouTubers right?" Hello Shah Jahan. - "Hello." How are you Shah Jahan? - Hey!" "I wanna meet Ujjwal bro, please." (=Techno Gamerz) If you wanna meet Ujjwal bro then I wanna meet Shah Jahan. "Dude but he passed away." (Santa isn't real ahh) At some point, this fountain had fresh water flowing through it. Now, Vimal flows through it.
You see that thing at the top? That used to be of gold first. Then the British came. And they stole the gold one. What did they replace it with? One made of brass.
Brass. So for climbing the marbled floors of main Taj Mahal, you can't wear normal shoes. You need to cover your shoes. We are walking on actual Taj Mahal bro! In heart's Taj Mahal, in heart's Taj Mahal. A Reeler does live inside you. A couple is trying to write their names.
From afar these pillars look straight. (straighter than pillar men at least) But actually they are a bit slanted. They are slanted by 2.5 degrees. Bro look at the detailing, the designing done in the inner part too dang. *upbeat techno music* Don't wave around your arms and legs here coz they can get diced here. Workers vibing before bidding adieu to their hands be like: There are two sarcophagi behind you.
*took three listens to decipher it's Apt* This is why the actual sarcophagi are two-three levels below. So that whatever is happening on this floor remains unknown. "-what used to take my life when she went-" Dude people have lost their hands building this!! (they were...unarmed) But arms have biceps now, wanna see? Taj Mahal is a wonder of the world. But it's reviews: Bit boring. (bro??) Dude shoud someone play Subway Surfer here to keep your attention? Could have better if painted in pink instead of boring white.
Dude you ain't in a saree shop That you can demand brother show one in pink, show one in light colors. There was no McDonald's nearby...Shaaaamee. Dude this person thinks that Maharaja Mac Burger was also built by Shah Jahan. Nothing more than piece of marble. (no shit Sherlock) And you are nothing more than a piece of shi- These are the official rates. Now let's see how much uncle charges us for this.
Pendrive has been attached. Thank you. WE SPENT RS 3000 FOR THOSE PHOTOS. (~$34.61)
Yes. Rs. 3000. These weren't the official rates as far as I know bro. But issokay, uncle was working hard, must've clicked good photos. Album is with Gautami.
It's in her room. She'll take a look at it later. But let's look at the digital ones and see what uncle has clicked.
Uhhh... Okay... (bro is the minaret at 2.5 degree inclination) uh. (this is called the A-letter pose. Not really.) "Omagad bro hELL NAW man whatafu man" (when you can't even look at the photo) Yo??? What kinda face am I making?? Uncle taught us the pose but couldn't teach us the expression. Look at this bro.
As if he's the one who made the Taj Mahal. I look like some other wife of Shah Jahan Who ain't even happy with the Taj Mahal. She is jealous. (naive girl to jealous girl arc) *doorbell chimes* Did you bring it? - Sir, your order. Take this. Is this where we are eating today? Dude this is the photo album you ordered no.
Royal Dining. We'll get to see our paneer tikka faces. Don't do free promotion. Take a look first.
Dude this has the same photos! But it has one with open eyes thank god. This is the aunty bro, he made me do an aunty pose. Ohoho. Heh??? Very playboy faces. Model!! MODEL. We usually do 50-50 payment for everything but for photography...
There won't be no 50-50 yo hello. The entirety is going from your account. I hardly have two good clicks she got 10. Delete yours I'm taking this. And I'm also going to eat at Royal Dining. Guys I usually wake up by 9 or 10 in the morning.
Only on holidays. Because breakfast is only till 10:30. Which is included in the price of the room. So we can't leave the free breakfast. We're in Agra at least we'll get to try some delicacies of Agra.
In breakfast bro. This is the first time- And you are even taking it- shame- Do you have any shame? We came here to have some speciality from Agra. I only have this speciality.
The maggi also has green chutney on it now. Now in Agra, Taj Mahal is just an excuse. Real guys come here to see. "I don't think they come here to see the Taj Mahal."
"I think they come here to see foreigners." Found so many foreigners!! Fornar?? Is this some shorthand for Fortuner car- Aight so we'll go to Taj Mahal again. But with...FORNAR. (fornar = foreigner. spelled incorrectly) *very traditional music plays* *her earrings say "tourist"* *Tourist* *clatter* (NOOOO WHAT DID IT DO TO YOU) Namaste! I love India!! Then keep this. Now the price for everything has gone by 5 times for you.
Thank you! Dhanywad. Dhanywad. Guys Gautami is too much in character. She has gone insane.
Who's Gautami? I'm Georgia. This says traveler in Indian. It's Hindi. (um akshually it's Arabic-) Imma snatch your weave and all your act will drop.
Now we have arrived inside. Mom we have foreigner at home. Who isn't even looking like one. I look DIY. If someone falls for this then bro... What is this. I'm Georgia.
Georgia was the name I said in the morning no? Dude at least remember your own name. (caught in 4k) (no wonder people didn't recognize Clark Kent) (POV: you're a museum exhibit) They were looking at me so weirdly!! *laughing* "Here she is." "Here she is." "Here she is" "here she is" is what they're saying.
I can't understand if people are staring coz they think you're a foreigner Or are they thinking what dumbass is this that's why they're staring. Hello. What? "Photo, photo." Photo? (people are actually falling for this I'm crying-) So the selfies with fornar have begun. Why has this dude put me in the background even when Taj Mahal is right there? His friend told him to go near.
She is even posing with him. "Why are you shy click a photo." (nah this is actually so sad) People don't even want that background.
People want this background. I think the "fornar" spelling suits me. Yeah you are a fornar. "Yeah there are three living rooms and the rest-" This foreigner speaks Marathi bro! She can't stay in character.
What will happen, this is why people are identifying- "Hiii" Hii. "Yeah wait a moment lemme click a photo." "Wait wait, you wait a minute." "Yeah we'll call first lemme take a photo." People approached the actual foreigners and not her. You ain't looking like one bro.
But at least some people are thinking of me as one. "-ten picture" "two videos." "Rs. 700." (NAHHH ~$8.08) And the moment we stepped out, all shopkeepers gathered round the fornar. How much for this? "850" (~ $9.81) They told me Rs. 300 as the price.
"850." (almost three times) "100 rupees" Hundred? Two people? - "Yes." (He's driving away another person OMG) They wanna rob the fornar let's go.
*bickering* Let's go let's go. *traffic noises* Fifty. "Give 20 and come here."
He's saying 50. Later he said that give 20 but come here. And he told me 100 without asking the destination. Now we have arrived at Agra Fort.
All the Mughal rulers used to live here. In this Agra fort. Now monkeys live here. Here is the moat they used to fill with water and keep crocodiles in To keep the enemies out.
The flooring was also not smooth So that the king's animals don't slip and fall while walking here. Imagine drums are being sounded for the king and the elephant slips here. (Tughlaq dynasty in a nutshell) Like wueeee. So much aura loss man. Then they'll fruit ninja your neck for laughing. Windows and all are made up there.
To rain flowers from. Now only crow dropping fall here, nothing else. "-this was used as a weapon." "From here, the Mughal army used to pour hot oil and hot water on enemies." (mordor holes, they are called) They used to pour oil from here bro. So that the enemy turns into a fritter.
Do you hear the echo? *clap* *clap* *clap clap* If the horses of the enemy enter here, Their clacking hooves would create so much echo That the king will know that the enemy is approaching. Dominos ain't arriving here in the night. There is that water moat that I showed you earlier Where crocs used to live. Here is an entire valley of wild animals. If someone broke in despite all this They used to fry them in hot oil. Bro the security guard at my society sometimes fails to recognize even me.
He would've fried me only. In such a system. If Saif Ali Khan had even half of this security then... Jahangir's bath tub. Please keep distance from the railing. She ain't keeping it tho.
Is this a tub or a lake?? Now if someone has that many wives then a big tub... They will need. Did they bathe in front of everyone? In the garden.
Dude this has just been kept to show to the people. So I could've gone inside and seen it no. Dude we aren't going in the bathroom- Look above, such amazing carvings! They made all this with hands. They made a copy of a carpet design in stone! They did carvings in stone bro.
And look at these carvings man. This, and this. Ewww don't show this. (Tinder portfolio) What is in it? (you don't wanna know) And guess what guys From here too you can see the Taj Mahal.
Wow. So guide bro told us that we'll get to see a great view from here. Ohmigod. And guys guess, what is the view from Shah Jahan's room? Oh my god! - Taj Mahal.
This was the room of the king's daughter. See there are no doors here. All was covered with curtains. Daughters at that time didn't have anything to hide from their parents. There were no mobiles back then, so what privacy.
No privacy was required back then bro. They weren't like you, That mom is here, or dad is here. Has your mom seen all your chats? I don't have any chats. Have they seen your history? (bro being set up) I don't have any history- I never have any history.
This is blackened, coz the British burned and took out all the gold and gems stuck here. It is completely darkened here. Now we are trying to get it back through their ticket prices of Rs. 20. We told you no that Aurangzeb arrested his own father Shah Jahan Coz he was a spendthrift.
So this was the jail he was kept in. This is a jail. Arrest me right now if this is the jail they'll keep me in. The most beautiful jail with the Taj Mahal view.
"-which has been closed now." - Okay. Go go go go. Guys the cab people in Agra are very cunning bro.
Okay cry. Okay cry??? You cry dude. He ain't coming. Cry, cancel.
Who says this before canceling, that okay cry. I am not coming. Today we're going to such a city Where no one lives. People only lived there for 15 years. But they found it so bad that they left it. So let's see what's left there.
We are going to Fatehpur Sikri. It's called ghost town. Ghost. It's called ghost town coz people abandoned it.
Not because it houses a witch. But one is coming there today. (playing with fire) Bro what even is left of this city. I feel scared dude. I can guarantee no one has read this much here. Look here.
Started yawning right off the bat. On the first sentence itself. So this is the Diwan-e-Aam. Here the common people used to come and relay their problems to the king. Here, an elephant was chained. And whoever was in the wrong.
That person was smooshed beneath the elephant's foot here. And even Akbar used to play Ludo in those times bro. But with a twist. He had this entire board drawn on the floor. And there were no pieces to move here. When the number was visible on the dice, Then maids used to walk according to the number.
And it's not like, if the number is there, then the maid would just walk to it. They had to dance their way to the number! This is where the dice was cast. Two. Out. Such a bad dance, we don't want such maids here. Out.
He had three wives. There were 300 illegal wives too. Yeah. So what is this legal and illegal wife- Tansen used to sit here and sing. In heart's Taj Mahal. This is not what he used to sing.
This is where a buffet was served. Dal makhani here, then naan. Akbar used to drink this. Eshley. (another variant of Bisleri)
Look, what Akbar used to eat. Rajshree cardamom. Mannnn...
Guys now we are in Akbar's bedroom. But where is his bed? Here. This high up. This is so larger than even king-sized bed. Guide bro told us that he didn't sleep alone here but with...3 to 4.. others. That's why a bigger bed...was needed.
There were guards, who used to sniff and check the underarms of maids (...for odour??) And if an illegal wife is coming onto the bed. And if they reek. First remove the odour of sweat. Then come on the bed. Akbar was a hygiene freak bro.
Here the illegal wives will bathe. And here. The legal wives will bathe. And if Akbar didn't smell good. Then you can't do anything. And there was no mattress?? Did they sleep on the wooden plank? Oh wait maybe the British took away the mattress as well.
Who knows. And this is Jodha's palace. Jodha got such a huge one! It's so far that Jodha can't call out from here that "hey you listening?" Akbar ain't listening.
He ain't listening. He is there, bathing someone in rose water. In front of us is the Buland Darwaza. And this is Akhand chu- (=immortal dumbass) Do you know why people left this city in 15 years? Because here- - Water had finished. All the water dried up and...gone. They built everything, all grandiose.
But how to wash ourselves?? They didn't wanna use toilet paper. So all the people in the city, left the city. So see, an entire city can get destroyed without a jet spray.
What is this called brother? "This is nan khatai." (=a scone of sorts) Nan Khatai. - Nan Khatai. Okay. "mmm I wanna eat nan khatai, I'll eat nan khatai only." Today is Agra's food trying day.
Captain, bring forth my arsenal. Our captain is a bit slow. One to stop loose motion. One to stop food po!soning. One to improve digestion.
And one for acidity. The makers' timbers will be shivered. As soon as something happens...
Our first shop is... This. Where Ambani has dined.
This is the only thing that both us and him can afford. When his daughter got married in Switzerland So he came there to make parathas. If it is Ambani then he must've eaten paneer parathas. We'll also take it. - Yeah.
Paneer paratha. So many influencers are invited to that wedding. We didn't get an invite. So this is how we'll feel we're in the wedding.
Hmm, after such videos, you'll definitely get a lot of invites. (first bite tastes like heaven, the second sends you there) God dayummm. *chomp* Only ghee. This has been fried in ghee. It's really good. *blows* (the chunk of paneer couldn't stand the wind) *chomp* Oho.
The cholestrol that is coming along freely with the fun. The pipes of my heart are filling up. But my heart is also filling up. This is just the first place guys. We are eating all this the whole day I can't believe- *burrrrp* I am unable to finish this. Should we go back to the hotel? I am full. Guys, if you're planning to eat the whole day.
Then don't come here the first thing. We've reached the second location somehow. *the bite of 2025* *the bite returns* It's good. If we're in Agra, then it's good only. And what ammunition should I take out after this? Digene, and antacid. "Petha" x infinity. (petha = a soft, chewy candy made from ash gourd)
Famous petha, this too is famous. This is world famous! Beware! Beware of fake petha shops! Pethapethapethapethapetha. Let's see what is this petha. Malai petha.
This is good dude! This is why everywhere petha is written. Should we have taken two more boxes? You do know how petha is made right? How dude this is good. Lemme show you. (that ain't a bug that's a feature) (made with blood, sweat and tears. Literally)
Hey- hey this is from the original shop. It won't be in this. Not in this. What did you make me eat dude??? Yo this is the original petha dude. - What did you make me eat?? Whose underwear was dipped in this?? What all has this syrup seen?? Slippers, underwear?? People have washed their faces in this.
No dude, this is original, don't do this- We'll distribute this among the relatives. Let's go. After coming here I realized that we Mumbai people aren't advertising the vada pav enough. Look here, everywhere there is petha petha. They'll smack you in the face with petha. But nowhere in Mumbai vada pav is written.
Start writing vada pav everywhere in Mumbai. Display a huge "vada pav" written on Ambani's house. Honk if you think I am sec c.
*a symphony of unaware honks* The whole of Agra agrees. Guys we hadn't seen the Taj Mahal in 12 minutes. In 12 MINUTES. Our timbers were starting to get shivered. We were trembling. So now we've arrived... To Taj's view point! (Slayy Point at view point) So many view points that you buy a ticket again to see the Taj Mahal.
See guys, you'll keep walking and keep on walking and... And suddenly, from here you'll see the craziest view. (conqueror haki used?) Wow, Taj! Whoa! Oh, she thinks she's Shah Jahan. Ayo.
This entire garden has been built symmetrically. Just like the Taj Mahal. You can see there's so much crowd there. And look here.
Empty. They showed us a lot of palaces. Showed us their rooms. But they didn't show the toilet anywhere.
Dunno what technology was there at the time that they wanna hide. They showed us the bed, where they used to bathe with rose water, everything. That too British took? Even the commode? Yeah when Jahangir's tub came out then other things would also have come out. So many years ago, no technology no laptop. And still being able to make such a monument...
I don't know how they made it but it's marvellous. It really looks amazing guys. True wonder of the world. And if we're talking of scams, then we didn't get scammed. Because we already know what happens here. But if y'all come here and start asking about where to buy the ticket, how to do this.
Bro where to go from? Then they'll know they have to scam this lamb. See, we have been scammed tho. - Yeah. And if you are foreign robber, then get ready to get robbed here. No one can save you. Do you know how much extra money we had to pay for her wig?? Good thing we have black hair. If you're coming to Agra then dye your hair black.
But bro the fort, and palace, and Taj Mahal. You are there, and I am speaking from here. Hello can you hear me? It's very clear and the whole of it is audible. Dude I can hear you as well!!
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