VLOG 1 | In the Zoo with homies
Today we've come to a zoo with all these fuckin' idiots and we are watching .... whats the name of that animal ? mongoose Black butt monkeys right ? no red butt monkeys snake park next there are better bamboos in our college campus a passage that leads to nowhere again again yeah good snake parks hold this bottle you idiot i'm filming how to avoid snakes and snake bites don't worry you'll get enough screen time don't worry i wish you would like to jump here several snakes spending their time together what a lovely scenery what next what next look now it's extremely stable snakes enemies lets get inside all these people are enemies of snakes i can never miss turtles stabilization is on um just keep that in mind he's too much just look at screened so as you saw that there were many snakes on the trees and we enjoyed it next up we have more turtles look at those turtles next up we have iguana you're a lizard too you should be inside i'm not that harmful lizard eating flowers whatever this is it is too damn small banded racer okay banded razor makes more sense so i'm guessing by his name he must be really fast hence named racer do you see oh i saw his head and i think i'm in love both of them wasn't three of them i saw three heads how many heads do you see i think they're just two i saw the third one three heads i guess they all land outside bamboo pit wipers wiper into snakes yeah that's true i'll make sure that our group doesn't get too separated right all right it's really scary but all the animals in the zoo are too damn lazy do something to wake him up maybe a stone every [ __ ] creature is just sleeping the little turtles are the only ones who are active yeah flapshell turtle they're not lazy he's a really good swimmer okay close-up view of the croc these are not crocodiles these are called look at how big they are just look at how big they are where is his head snakes don't eat leaves what is he doing over there he was yawning earlier right don't you want to yawn again make him young if a creature looks at another creature yawning they have a tendency to do so and there's a whole bunch of snakes over there does light irritate snakes what do you think it didn't i tried it this is checkered heel bag water snake given that it's water snake it must be in water but doesn't look like it's over there we have been fooled i've heard a lot about this thing i'm discovery channel let's check this out for you the saliva of this little [ __ ] is enough to kill an entire elephant do you want to kiss her in that case let's put a hand inside the cage to come closer i love it on to the next adventure let me use it first for medium-sized snakes snake-proof fence so there must be snakes over here well i didn't see any snakes so i guess there are no snakes the view is amazing i can never miss vouchers black kite where's mr black upstairs we are still in super steady mode the only good footage we've got so far little turtles and some snakes guys right any valuable input sir a little input from me my side what's the difference between crocodiles and koreans in the wrist and crocodile and different difference between crocodile and gary whatever animal was inside is escaped so i think no it's a good home for mr dinesh right or you can live over there too if you like that thing is empty the last compartment is look at that lovely kitten oh yeah i found the cat i found the cat the cat was fine but i actually have better cats at my house so this place is [ __ ] let's see what's up let's see what's upstairs what do we have here except for a good view that this is an amazing place to do moonwalk all right all right all right hello mister how are you are you having a good day you are the most active animal i've seen here after that last camp i like your energy what's the name of what's the name of the song so the last squirrel was another active animal i have no idea where that bunch of idiots is taking me next but i guess we'll find out shortly it looks like i'm in jurassic world sadly our climate is planned to be rainy now yeah it's such a lovely weather there should be climb this for [ __ ] months the weather is very lovely but sadly there is not much greenery here if you know what i mean if you know what i mean there's not much there's a little bit of greenery i don't like this two three three two three three wonder wondering around five ten minutes yeah there's more greenery near our house that must be to get to know in the editing process hey mr [ __ ] idiot do a favor for me oh yeah hold this hold this and film it i need to tie my shoelaces i'll huh i'll just gently take it off and then you'll go like this and do boom we're done He knows something, and that's how you tie shoelaces loads of skills but sadly i don't find many opportunities to display them we can test super steady mode by running so let's let's run over there this is my college this friend my college friend and i'm almost done with the vlog please introduce yourself please introduce yourself sorry she's busy three these people scared of them nothing serious they were just playing practicing how to catch the prey now it feels like we are in some of this some episode of nadjia or animal planet i'm here on to the next adventure a big one i heard it's a big one but where is it tiger okay we found two tigers um do you want to become their prey love tigers we'll get a close up view from over there tiger's i guess there was another one right where's the other one it might be good i guess those two don't get along really well in my house i have two baby lions you know and i feed them regularly stuff i'm used to finding pets so small cats big cats that can [ __ ] alright because cats love them no spots only found only found in india and some parts of china next up we should go to russia for for seeing the siberian tigers siberian tigers are bigger and stronger than bengal tigers what's the matter over here there's people do you want to become a luncheon sitting in the bushes it was roaring early king of the jungle it was nice seeing you we'll meet again soon we meet again after seeing the line we're going inside this mysterious cave and mr cameron any valuable inputs is bison okay some intellectual just spoke it bison nice trees though i don't know about the bison but the trees are good my friends are over there waiting for me let's go and take a look what do we have here reindeers over there we can get you know like it's pretty obvious we can get a much better view from from from that side spending my evening with a lovely bison excuse me mr vedant do you have any red colored t-shirt or red color not chloe that's not how you film a bison mister i don't think you have any experience with bulls mr vedanta but don't worry slowly but sure he surely turned him into a man right i will turn you turn you into a man someday don't worry our friends are over there i guess they've lost their way we'll show them the right way listen here you little [ __ ] this is my phone i'll decide how much footage i want to record you've never made a vlog in your life you've never made a youtube video in your life you don't know how to make videos oh shut your [ __ ] mouth okay i don't like this please don't do it by now you can tease me later not in front of the camera okay remember what do we have here somebody parked the bike inside losers like you plan a video five minutes and only take six minutes of footage next thing you know you only have one minute of good footage the rest of it is pure garbage you know sometimes you don't need to wait in line at the drug center right can somebody tell me what's the time time all of them seem to be having a really good day those idiots are not having a good day those two are fighting for mate this one is looking for mate hello mr neil guy are you having a good day those idiots are not having a good day clearly those idiots never have a good day hello mr dinesh now is your time to shine what are you wearing today you look so good in my pants and is let's take the shortcut from here yeah you wow you're so good at climbing fences oh so good at climbing fences mister you must be a really good thief right since you're so good at finding fences up next we're going to it's better for gaming it's included in the vlog okay we've got it looks like a dog looks exactly like a dog oh let's keep going free i don't drink it i don't drink i don't eat i don't eat any non-veg food hey dude he's telling you life now friends who spoil me like like those [ __ ] idiots look at that look at that idiot on the left mr dinesh he's wearing my he's wearing my pant today and my sandalwood who spoiled you too okay he's responsible for spoiling me what have you fed me today what was that [ __ ] it was the kawa biryani not biryani chicken chicken right i'm not falling down enough chicken meat is not meat chicken is veg nowadays right look eggs are considered a part of vegetarian diet and if you don't even eat eggs it's called vegan diet take my mouth so grown-up eggs are chickens chickens must also be included in vegetarian diets apology you know what's the topology statement which is always true yeah lots of good scenery sceneries over here elephants it's time for a song because i love him i want to close up so cute i wanted to spend more time with them don't worry you've broken my heart and now desert me love of my life can't you see bring it back don't take it away foreign that's why i don't like steve jobs i hate you zoo vlog is almost coming to an end i see some friends over there again it's the end of the day we've seen everything that was to see in here the trees the animals the people everything here is amazing i missed this seeing the lion didn't get a good shot of life you always miss out on something in life it's more important two dogs taking up too much real estate antelopes let's keep going let's keep going this legacy it's almost evening over here i'm really tired these [ __ ] idiots i'm not ready to go home first you all took me here but of course you took me here by force and now you're you're ready you're not ready to go home do you want to sleep here tonight do you want do you want to sleep do you want to sleep with tigers what do you want what's your plan it doesn't look like i'll have any memory left tomorrow's date end of today's vlog we are going back home all right let's go you
2022-07-10 07:43
