On tour with ALTESIA - 2022
Is it recording? It's recording ! Careful Documentary Altesia on tour part 2 (Talking about technical stuff) Jardres thank you for your "Moustache" (venue's name) I'm the master of keys Yes ! So who took the key? It's in my right buttock Oh ! Hello Hugo ! So, how's it going ? We're looking at pictures of Altesia's new backing vocal singer The one and only Yes the one and only We told her to come to our rehearsal but instead, she came right to the show Directly in the big bath A banquet, a real easter banquet The cathedral Which is a great classical guitar song by the way By Agustín Barrios Holy it's gigantic ! Whaaaat !? Oh the statue ! How are you feeling this show mister Clément ? I feel it You feel it ? I feel it I feel it too Hugo you're so handsome Good evening gentlemen Good evening, oh you're Altesia's bass player ! Indeed Incredible And you are the merch guys of Esprit D'Escalier? (Playing with the band's name) Let's go feed ourselves Fabrice tell your joke again ! What was the joke? The joke was : do you know why Snow White has a shard in her mouth ? No It's because she gave Pinocchio a blowjob (LOL) So we're back home What did you think of this experience ? Wait there's too much sun You wanna know what struck me the most ? It's people's hospitality We were hosted 3 nights in a row We were treated like kings While we aren't kings We have eaten and slept well Huge thank to these people, who will recognize themselves We are live from City Rent at Bruges Where we're hosting the band Altesia, here we have Clément Darrieu But we're also introducing a new van Yes indeed "The Black Van" Altesia, sponsored by Pringles What is he doing, is he eating baguettes ? I don't know Is he making a ham and cheese sandwich ? Maybe We have acquired some equipment Between last week-end and today where we're back on tour for two days We have acquired this column, quite basic Four drawers in order to sell the t-shirt You want an M size ? It is the most requested Top drawer You want an L size ? Second most requested size, second drawer You want an XL ? Here it is And at the bottom, S and XXL That I filled like there's no tomorrow What a setup ! Incredible, right ? We are going to put a little sticker here to tell that it belongs to us And then the transformation will be complete Hello ! On our way home Destination : Bordeaux Both are up They felt the viewers (Dramatic singing) It's not that bad actually A drizzle of olive oil Good evening, this is my drum seat and training pad a the same time And you can do this Come on hit me on my back That's not my back Last song, "Mont de, Mont de", we love you Thank you Mont de Marsan ! How are you guys ? Have some of you heard about progressive rock or metal ? Yeah ! Well one of the characteristics of this metal subgenre Is that often, the songs last pretty long, very long even This next song is the perfect exemple As long as quarter of an hour It will make you travel throughout different atmospheres and far away lands Here is "Cassandra's Prophecy" Fuck it's not that ! Here is "Sleep Paralysis" Future Altesia's drummer Altesia 2.0 or Altesia junior He's unstoppable No it doesn't do anything Rubbish ! Usually I hit 0 pins No I shouldn't say that, I only do strikes So we arrrived at the hotel but we have a problem unfortunately What is it ? What's happening ? Our room number isn't indicated on this fucking key Oh shit I'm calling Jean-Michel to ask him It's problematic It's ringing Great, thanks a lot I'm right here Welcome to the fuckdrome You have a beautiful ass, Mr Bordillon Is it immortalised on video ? Tonight we're at the Rock'n Flip Saturday May 28th At Lagord, near La Rochelle La Rochelle who just won the european rugby championship Tonight, a metallic evening incoming It's called Rock'n Flip because there's rock, but also pinballs With Hugo Bernart Pinball master Perfecting his technique A right shot It goes behind, artists entrance Meanwhile Yann Menage is also practising He is doing a blast beat Drummer is a full time job friends Can you score a goal for France 3's cameras please ? A beautiful goal, a volley if possible 5 large for the bulls What are you doing to me !? The tone is raising We haven't played a show yet but the tone is raising Day 1 of 13, I can tell it's not going to end up well You're looking for L'International ? Indeed It's right here down the stairs Incredible We are on a departure Totally we are heading to Wommelgem In Belgium Indeed, first gig abroad This is a historical moment For the first time we are heading towards the Belgium border Look ! We are falling into the void ! Belgium ! BELGIUM !! This man is an endive eater So you eat them like, this without any dressing ? It's so good The sweetness quickly takes over the bitterness And they are belgian endives apparently ? Yes, a little flag Have a great meal Say good night to the camera Good night Say good night to the camera Oh Mr Darrieu say good night to the camera Good night, camera We can't see a thing What is going on ? Hey bros, how's it going ? You were saying sir ? I was saying that this town was by far my favorite of the tour for now Even if you don't see it that much but it's very steep Very charming And so now we are going to feed ourselves with some kebab That is located on our left Next to the Munzestuff It's called Best Grill Kebab, noticeably the best one in town if we believe what they say
2023-07-06 18:01
