I TRAVELED TO TOKYO ALONE... (my dream city)
Okay, in this video, I am finally going to Tokyo after two cancelled attempts. This trip has been cancelled twice for different reasons. Now, it's finally here. If someone wants to file an FIR on me after the last video... These days, both YouTubers and editors are being dragged to the police station. So, I'll d*e on both sides.
But do it after I come from Japan. And make sure that there's a supply of White Monster in the jail. Otherwise, I'm not... I'm not f***ing going. So, I'll fly in a little while.
And if you think that I haven't done the packing... Bro, forget the packing. I don't even have a bag to carry all these clothes. So, I ordered a suitcase from Blinkit at the last moment. Bro, I have no clue how I'll put all these things in this and this. This.
And I have this one. Let's start the packing. Bro, it's always the shoes that f*** my s*** up. I mean, I've put on two shoes. And it's like Mumbai's apartments, bro.
No more space. I'm scared that I've under-packed. Even though I always feel like this. When in reality, I've over-packed. But the low temperature of Tokyo is minus 2 degrees.
So, I could be cooked. Or the opposite. First of all, I'm too late for the flight. I can't believe... I can't believe I do everything at the end. Okay, the first check-in is done.
Mumbai to Delhi. Bro, I was f***ed up. I thought I almost missed the flight.
F*** Mumbai's metro, bro. It's such a long aqua line. All the escalators are closed to go down. I've dragged two suitcases. But also, bless the aqua line that I made it to the airport.
So, I just about made it. And then, I found out that my immigration is in Delhi. There's no immigration here. Bro, I actually got a lounge. F***. Bro, it's the first time I got a lounge with a credit card.
I cannot wait to abuse the s*** out of this. I've heard that there's a Playstation 5 in Delhi's lounge. Bro, I came here 5 hours ago. I don't even care about the food.
It cost me 2 rupees, bro. This is the first time I'm eating biryani at the airport. It's a**. I don't know what I was thinking, bro.
Bro, it's so cold. This ain't it, bro. This... I'm leaving.
Bro, you know what they say. It's not due due if it's free. To be honest, it wasn't even that bad.
I just despise cold biryani which has a live squatting session on the plate. By the way, the video I uploaded recently about Samay Raina, a lot of people were commenting that I forgot to talk about Kanye West situation. Bro, I did. I just cut that whole segment. Because I thought the video was a little long. And now that we're going to Tokyo, I thought we'll solve the face-to-face matter.
With Kanye bhai and Bianca chachi. She even said that Tokyo is the best city in the world. Not because of temple.
Not because of shrines. But because of pr*stitution. You know what? I'll be the judge of that. I'm joking. I'm joking. That's not the reason why I'm going.
By the way, I'm going by Air India. I mean, it was the cheapest option. I'm guessing that in the Tokyo flight, there will be old Air India planes in which Gandhiji himself had put the infotainment screen. I just hope it doesn't get delayed, bro.
Because this connection is very tight. And bro, I don't want to be routed to the next flight. Okay. Good morning.
Good f***ing morning from Tokyo. See, now you know why I don't like kids. If after watching that clip, you didn't feel like taking a helicopter shot on that kid's forehead, then you have reached the state of self-control that I aspire to have. And yes, that disaster came from Delhi airport. Bro, it's all fun until toddler's screeching starts penetrating your active noise cancellation. Bro, are you seeing this sh**? The sky is completely blue.
The standards are in the deepest pits of hell. See, this is how little it takes to impress us. Show a Delhi-Mumbai boy the blue sky without smoke. He'll go crazy with happiness.
Okay. Immigration is done. It was huge. Also, by the way, I forgot to mention. Bro, I got my pants wet while landing.
Not because of my bladder, but because of Air India. Plane started leaking. Like, full on leaking. There was a nightfall on my seat from above. My pants were half wet. I'm glad it's a little dry now.
And I don't feel as wet anymore. Bro, I've reached the airport. I've already got a subscriber. Why did you come? For a job? AI engineer.
My... My audience is employed. People used to say, All my subscribers are unemployed.
AI engineer, bro. Bro, what are the odds that an engineer from Japan is viewer of the channel. Bro, what is this? What is this magic elevator? Why isn't it creaking? What the f**k is going on here? Bro, is it stuck? My cart is not falling off. So, I'm at Narita airport right now.
And I'm taking a train to Shinjuku. First of all, there are two most important things when you come to any international destination. One is internet. I'm using Google Translate on all the machines. And secondly, in case of cities like London, Tokyo, New York, Hong Kong, they all have transit cards. For example, London has an Oyster card.
I think Hong Kong has an Octopus card. New York has an Omni card. But in Tokyo, it's this.
This is an IC card. Basically, there are two IC cards. One is a Suica card. And the other is a PASMO card. Both are pretty much the same, to be honest. But their cartoon is different.
So, depending upon your fetish, you can take either of them. Although, I'll say one thing. All this is not a problem in New York. You don't have to buy an Omni card in New York. We used to use a credit card in India.
We could go there. But the thing is, in Japan, IC cards are issued through Apple Pay. And if you don't know, in India, Apple Pay is banned.
So, I just got this Narita Express ticket. But to use the Tokyo metro, I'll have to get a physical IC card. Listen, I know I'm acting like a happy-to-be-there tourist. This is my first time in Japan. I am excited Although, it's pretty cold here. Like, the temperature right now is 7 degrees.
It increased when I landed, when it was 5 degrees. To be fair, I don't even mind, bro. The sexiest weather is when it's cold and sunny. When there's no pollution.
Otherwise, you can't see a thing. But here... It's like I have 8K vision. F**k off. I know I'm overreacting about this. But you have no f**king idea what has happened in Mumbai recently.
Sometimes, you can't even see the buildings in front of you. Tokyo Station Okay, so I'm at Tokyo Station. The reason why I'm telling you this is you have to pay. This 12-tab train will split into two parts. And this happens a lot in Japan, by the way. Two different destination' trains will go to the same station.
Then, they'll split there. 6 cabs will go to station A. 6 cabs will go to station B.
Bro! Japan has figured out peak train efficiency. F**k! I forgot how cold it is outside. I was comfortably sitting inside. Anyways, we have reached the world's busiest subway station.
This station is huge. It's so huge that there's a mall inside the station. This is so confusing. Where do I have to go? There's a mall here too.
This is the Delhi-Mumbai mall. If I'm not wrong, this is the same restaurant where you have to sell your kidneys to eat a sandwich. Okay, this feels weird.
Finally, I'm in Tokyo-Yahooa. Bro, it's so f**king cold. Bro, this station is so huge. Okay, this is my Airbnb.
Bro, I was feeling cold. That's why I wore a cap. Okay, my Airbnb check-in time hasn't started yet. So, I'm here on top of the building naked because I'm feeling very cold.
And I have to wear more clothes. If someone sees me here, it's going to be so weird. First of all, I'll explain to them how these are my bags and I'm not stealing from anyone else's bag. Bro, I'll pack myself completely. Let's go.
What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? No, no, no. No, no, no, no. What am I doing today? Bro, bro. The phone survived. So I was saying...
I think this is an alright fit. And I'm not feeling cold at all. But where's my cap? Anyways, I'm feeling very hungry. Let's go eat something. I need to close this, right? Yeah, can I leave it like this? Something in me wants to test Japan.
Is it as safe as they claim it to be? Should I keep my suitcase open like this? Wait, am I ret@rded? What am I thinking? What am I thinking? Am I crazy? Bro, I think Tokyo is the most interesting place. Even though it's the most populated city in the world, you'll still see empty streets. Like, there would be a street like this. Which is decently crowded.
And next to it, you'll find streets like these. Which are ghost towns. Like here, for example, there are a lot more peopl than in Mumbai. Like, it's not even close. It doesn't feel like it. Well, one, because of space.
And two, there's very little car usage here. It's basically all public transport oriented. And obviously, trains, buses, all these things take up very little space from the cars.
So the result is that you feel like the streets are empty in Japan. Even though 40 million people are living here. Which also makes the city very walkable. Like, New York was very walkable. But if you look at America apart from New York, most of America is covered with single family homes. Like, the meme picture you see, it's like that.
It's just sea full of single family homes. And if you notice, you will realize that there's no shop, no clinic, no convenience store, nothing. Because in these areas, by law, you can't start a business. It's called Euclid Zoning Law, I think. Thankfully, it's not in India. Which is why, as soon as you leave home, you get everything in 5 minutes.
And because there are no zoning laws in Tokyo, and trains are top tier, most people don't use cars. And there's not a lot of traffic. There's not a lot of pollution. At least I got something to eat.
I wanted to eat sushi. But I'm sure someone will eat it now. But I couldn't take it any longer. Dude, they're going to put me in jail for eating on the streets like this.
People don't eat here like this. I'm very hungry. Why do I feel like a criminal doing this? People are eating over there too. I feel like I'm committing a crime. Why do I feel like an underworld don? Just to eat Greek yogurt. People are eating over there.
It's not even illegal. It's just the reputation of Japan. Okay, I just realized why people don't eat outside.
There's no f***ing dustbins here. Where are they? There's no f***ing dustbins here. I've been looking for dustbins for the last 5-10 minutes. There's not a single dustbin here. I don't know where am I supposed to get rid of this. Okay, welcome to the Airbnb.
Finally, I got it after so long. And I'm not going to lie, it's very cute. Look, you can see the entire main road from here.
There's this cute bed. They've given me a huge table to work on. There's also a huge TV. Then a mirror. Then there's a kitchen here.
And yes, I found out the thing about the dustbin. There are no dustbins. You have to carry the garbage in a packet if you're eating outside. And you have to take it home. And you have to dispose it at home. That's how it works.
Also, we laugh so much. At the Americans. At the British.
They don't have a jet spray. The real thing is that the Japanese are laughing at us. Because what the f**k is this? What is this? Why did they have to jailbreak the toilet? Who needs such settings? Not only are the Japanese laughing at us, but they're also cleaning it in 500 different ways.
I'll give you a review after using it. This is the shower. Again, as you can see, they've rooted the shower.
They've also kept the PS5 controller here. Japan doesn't play around with cleanliness. Also, I've changed my outfit.
This is what I'm wearing right now. Baggy jeans. I don't usually wear baggy jeans for the first time. To be honest, they're not that baggy. They're just wide. Then, I'm wearing this hoodie from Outbreak.
Which I love. I don't know since when I've been wearing it. It's a reversible hoodie. Both the pieces are bulky.
Plus, the Converse shoes. Which are also bulky. Now, I'm thinking of wearing the jacket I made in my last Mumbai vlog. So, this is going to be the fit of the night.
Bro, I'm still feeling cold. Bro, there's no heater in this AirBnb. Also, I forgot to show you one thing. Remember, I was talking about the window which is facing the main road. That is not it. There's a huge-ass balcony.
Oh, okay. Damn! Damn, bro! We're in Tokyo, baby! Bro! It's very cold. Bro, I wasn't feeling cold in New York because there was a heater inside. It's not here.
Yeah, I wanted to add one more accessory. Finally! So that I don't have to drag my WildKraft bag everywhere I go. I'm pretty sure this will have multiple cameras, GoPros, everything.
Bro, it feels like I'm doing a bra strap. Ow! F**k! Everything gets stuck in the cold, right? Okay! Now, I can wear this on top of this. Now, I want to challenge the cold.
This is the overall fit. You must be thinking that I've packed too much. But, no, no, no. According to the cold. This is optimal. Now, I'm waiting for a subscriber to come.
Because, as you know, I don't know Japanese. I only know yappenese. So, when I uploaded the story, I replied to it for a long time. And this guy who's coming, I think he was the closest one. What? Arigato.
Arigato, guys. Gozaimasu. Gozaimasu.
Arigato, gozaimasu. Sumimasen. Yes. Okay. Yes, I've changed my outfit. I thought it was too bulky. And, look who we have here.
This. This is the person who replied to my story. And he lived pretty close here. You work here, right? Yes, I work. Second.
That's two. On the first day, I've already met two employees. It just goes to show, you just never know.
Who's watching the video from where. Someone must be watching this video from the oil rig. Someone must be watching this video while preparing for JEE. Someone must be watching this video while f**king. Yes. Like, bro.
Someone must be watching you while mas***ting. That's different. Look, imagine. My video is in the background.
Someone is giving back shots. Like, if you are doing that, let me know in the comments. Just, if you are making love with my video in the background, type yes in the comments. I'll personally give some bones to let them finish. And if you... You started my vlog and got lost in the middle. And changed
the tab and started doing something else. Just know, I'm watching you from the other tab. Okay? We're going to the nightlife capital of Tokyo.
Shinjuku. I thought I was in Shinjuku until this guy broke my illusion. Bro, this is what real estate agents do in Mumbai. They say, it's in BKC. And it's not in BKC.
It's in Kalina flat. Bro, I won't lie. I don't like Ramen that much.
Ramen, Pho, even the Thukpa I used to get in Sikkim, I didn't like that either. It's very chewy. It's chicken, right? Meow. Noodles are good.
Noodles are good. It's the boiled meat, bro. I don't think you can put anything worse than boiled chicken in your mouth. It tastes so @ss. Not even @ss. @ss tastes better.
It's like, so chewy. Tasteless. Like, you don't even know what's going in your mouth. Anyways, back to boiled chicken.
Bro, I love these small, quaint streets of Japan. It's like, Hoska's village. You know what I mean? Yes, I know.
The Japanese style bars, they call it Izakaya. In Izakaya, the salarymen come at night, drink alcohol, and stay there till 11 or 12 o'clock. Okay, we're going to the maid cafe. I don't know how is it going to be, but I've heard really weird things about it. Bro, we're at the uncle's place.
So, they say that the nurse is paid here, and these people come here. We'll do one program. Okay? If you have some questions, don't say, excuse me, please say, meow meow, okay? Meow meow. Okay.
You'll say it? You can take a picture and video, okay? But don't take us, and don't touch us, alright? Okay, okay. Bro, my a** got cut off when she comes and says, you can't record me. That's fine. You can't record me, and you can't touch me. Bro, what would someone have done for her to say, don't touch me? They do it like this.
Look, he's taking a picture behind her. He's posing for her. These extra charges are beyond it. Other than us, there are only uncles here. And this is not even that weird, considering Japan's standards.
Yeah, yeah, this is normal. Like, we're lowering the average age of this cafe. By 30-40%. Like, why is there a 40-year-old man wearing bunny ears? It's fine, man. You do you, you do you.
Order whatever you want. I'll try this. People were eating outside. Grilled chicken meatballs. What's this? You'll get love for 1000 yen? It's a cocktail. I see.
Okay. What do you want? Meow meow. Meow? Yeah, a little bit. Meow? Imagine seriously conversing with him.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. I think we have come to a fetish land. I don't want to disturb other people ffulfilling their etish. They made us perform a ritual before we could receive the food. It feels like someone is making us pray.
He has called me meow meow so many times. Is it chicken or not? Maybe you shouldn't have said meow meow so many times. You should have called me meow meow. This is very bad. This is so a**.
Bro, this is so a**. Bro, are you going to eat both? Yeah, I don't think anyone is coming here for food. Bro, this is really very, very, very bad. If I was a chicken, I would come back to life.
Just to tell her that... Oh, sister. What is this? What is this? Do it with respect. Bro, you turned the chicken into a cat. This is the softest chicken I have ever ate.
Why is it getting soggy, bro? The way I described boiled chicken, this is like that. Bro, I really thought that they would serve us a**. And just because they are wearing leggings, we will eat it. There are people who sit together and meow meow.
Bro, they should sit together. They should sit under the table. They can do anything. I am not eating this. I am not eating this. This is so bad.
Eating dirty food really offends me in a very, very bad way. Bro, meow meow. Bro, everyone is watching. Meow. Meow. Bro, what are you making me do? What are you making me do? What the f**k are we doing? What the f**k are we doing? I am leaving from here.
No, bro. Now I actually feel bad for her. I've had a second thought. I've had a change of heart. Maybe, maybe she wasn't the one cooking it. Bro, now see if there is any actual way to eat this, bro.
I am feeling hungry now. Indian restaurant? Oh, bro, yes. This is not Indian food. Although, actually, they gave Japan one chance. They screwed it up.
Bro, we have come to an automatic belt sushi restaurant. And this is such a long queue. People are sitting on the floor, bro. There is no place to even stand. We just made a reservation.
How long is the queue? 30 minutes. How many people are there before us? 37. There are 37 people. Bro, if there is such a long queue for good food, then why would a person go to a maid cafe? To eat soggy cat food? So I asked him, why are so many girls roaming around in short skirts here? Even though we are having a bad time because of the cold. So he says, there are heating pads here. If you hold them, your body temperature will go down.
Bro, this better not be a scam. And of course, your highness. Did you find the heating pads? There are so many, I am telling you. I only care about one.
Bro, open it, man. So this will give me a fever? This won't give you a fever. This won't give you heat. See, it's going to heat you. What should I do? Break it, shake it. Should I shake it? Yes, I mean, it will start getting warm. Bro, you will get heat if you do it with your hands.
Is it getting warm? Bro, this is a scam. You don't have to do it like this. See, nothing will happen. Shake it so that it starts releasing heat.
It hasn't been activated yet, right? It gets activated, and then if you do something without it, you will get heat. Bro, this looks like a product of a shark tank. What are you saying? Should I shake it like this? Yes, shake it like this. Bro, what are you doing? It's done, it's done, it's done. Bro, we came back because we had to wait for 30-40 minutes.
And now we've reached the second one. Bro, now I just need to put this in my mouth. I'm just hungry. Bro, please wait a minute. He is teaching us. Put it in your mouth.
Okay? Remove the chopsticks from inside. I don't eat chopsticks, bro. Bro, should I open it with my hands? No, you know, in the olden days, they used to open it like this. And inside, it was very easy, bro. You know, in the olden days, they used to eat it like this. In Japan. Damn.
Bro, he's got wasabi current. His eyes are red. I ate it for the first time, I went into psychosis. It is the worst thing ever. Never eat wasabi, bro.
There are some people who don't care at all. No, I can't take it. I can't take it.
One more. This is my sixth one, right? This is actually s*xy, bro. Okay, dinner done. This one was actually edible. Now I'm getting a very bad sleep.
Bro, I almost slept in the maid cafe. Now I'm getting a very bad sleep. I'll just sleep in the airbnb.
I don't know why I started travelling from the first day. People take a little light the day they land. I started running as soon as I came.
Anyways, this is it for the video. Subscribe. I've just come to Tokyo. There are still a lot of days left. So, I'll see you in the next video. Bye.
2025-03-04 23:50
