Dodgy Burgers And Gopnik Dogs In Ukraine
you may remember some of you that last winter when i was in ukraine we went to visit a space church about two hours outside of kiev the church was closed i came back story of my life anyway i thought it's summertime the church is bound to be open so let's jump on a metro and a marshrutka and go back and check it out maybe not set off any alarms this time and back by popular demand too much popular demand to be honest i'm a little bit jealous here's johnny johnny are you ready to visit the space church of ukraine yes i mean we got these cool outfits do you like our outfits just for ukraine space today we're not gotnicks we are carplex in space okay let's do it goblins did you hear my ukrainian ticket johnny i've got the receipt can i have the ticket please johnny's nick my ticket any publishers down there start trying to get in the way of the film i want you to preempt their attack and drive them off so i can continue filming just a strong arm okay in their face right then we need to go to chennai of sky miata estancia and that is on the right cheney gibson let's go it must be said that i think the metro publishers of ukraine are no longer a thing to be feared because two publishers saw me filming they didn't say anything so maybe um i don't know maybe those days are over maybe i can finally sleep easy at night not having nightmares about the metro publishers which is a good thing our metro train is coming i hear it i've gotta be honest with you guys there's a little bit too much positivity in the comments section about old johnny last time when we made our video from kataze john was so funny oh johnny's so cool oh johnny's so strong how do you feel about your newfound popularity on youtube i feel like you should just go to the gym take your partner you can get strong too have you not seen these british beefcake muscles check this out johnny here at old square look at this the yellow tile kind of faded the yellow tiles of chinegebska touch them please touch them stroke them lovingly generally there are tiles that's it now what do you think about that i feel like there's tiles he's not a soviet aficionado like us is he get out of here what's the story behind these titles they're soviet johnny what more do you want where i did tell johnny we've got to travel an hour and a half on a bus it's the middle of nowhere i don't remember where it is anyway this is ukraine in the summertime look at it it's lovely you've got flower shops you've got kebab houses you've got people selling all kinds of lovely products like babushka's underwear i'm not going to sit in a marsh for an hour and a half you do as you're told if you want to be popular on youtube you've got to suffer we've got all these things we've got gold coffee we've got a lovely magazine interesting back to school are you going back i'm no longer a school kid and so yes this is lovely kiev the capital of the great country of ukraine in the summertime look at it the sun's out people getting in your way it's beautiful but we've got to look for a bus down to the town that i can't remember the name of premeshil or something what is it i've got my phone i generally can't remember that's 50 miles yes god he's a whinger geez if you want to see a space church you've got to be willing to travel but i'm going to pretend i didn't understand so i'm only speaking ukraine language you see me just talk talk did you trip in the background johnny tripped i hope i got down film right perez love oh what the bloody hell's up oh hello this is uh this is like i forgot what it means what does super mean um this is johnny are you comfy down there johnny's in a comfy seat down the front well there's probably not comfort of a person sitting next to him big old shoulders foreign a lady's gotten off the bus so i'm sitting next to johnny he's been asleep the whole time yeah not content creating like i told him to johnny i learned some um ukrainian and talking about what you do i've learned how to say how are you in ukrainian oh is foreign wow she said come to our village buy some land and i said well i find a wife there and she said oh there's lots of girls there for you to find johnny shall we buy yes before at last welcome to ancient and soviet periuslav wow that car wow oh look there's an old english telephone box i don't think it's original but we'll check it out closer wow maybe they made this after my last visit in my honor so i feel at home let's make a phone call we can't but okay oh now i feel like i'm in prison are you waiting for a burger from burger city maybe i'll get you maybe you have the remains of mine so i presume burger city burgers aren't the greatest 120 that's more than mcdonald's that's a double so yeah that nasty looking thing you know even the photos will look good you didn't cheeseburger menu pizza menu menu the cheeseburger menu i didn't get a better at circuit city and now see fun electronic store in the u.s let's see let's see let's tuck into this bag of delights we've got our portion of city burger fries a bit thin and kind of like soggyish crispy on the outside soggy in the middle and then the piece the resistance we've got my well we've got my cucumber we've got that looks terrible it is awful oh god the waitress was standing there behind you just listening to me say how terrible city votes lovely anyway let's tuck into a city burger burger oh did i order chicken no no i ordered a burger why are they giving me a squishy squadgy chicken burger that is just congealed bits of probably chicken [ __ ] and eyelids oh i'll eat the chips never come to city burger if you happen to be in periscope unless you're johnny like a crappy fish person this one's delicious the wall of city burger the burger of city burger it's exactly the same oh i was gonna say where's the dog oh the dog's over there let's see if he wants city burger i'm actually i'm actually surprised he ate it right johnny before we get to the old um space church and to wash down the old chicken burger i think we should get ourselves some kind of like energy drink okay some ukrainian energy drink give me some energy it's a long old walk to the space church they still count things for them abacus we bought non-stop original which is the energy drink of choice the energy drink of choice in ukraine but there's no alcohol in it and johnny said we could also buy some alcohol and we'll add it like real cockneys that's what we're gonna do come on then oh i'm mixing my mouth you heathen you heather it's not bad it's pretty good in here pour some in there you go there we go that's how you make an alcoholic energy drink here in ukraine what is that vodka [ __ ] help what is that vodka that is the worst vodka it's called hillbilly da yeah really dark it's the drink of choice for hillbillies of you crapping heck oh it's our city burger dog he followed us this entire time yes look all the way from up there city burger dog we're the only people who've ever fed he loved the city burger so much come on then let's go to the space church you want to come to the space church we should buy him some sausages since he's the world's greatest dog but he can't come in there's literally a sign and it looks just like him you have to stay there he's literally a picture of him hmm oh mate it's your lucky day it is your lucky day let's check it here here here here here up here oh look there's my rabies well come on man let's continue in our last film ball picks up a used syringe off the floor with his bare hands and then wiped my face and today he's french kissing a stray dog look johnny's complaining non-stop that i'm only paying him seven dollars a video to appear as my bodyguard but here we found a job as a driver for twenty thousand grifner how much is that 750 750 in paris love you be the richest man you get yourself an apartment for 10 grand you find yourself a local hottie you get a job for 700 and it's way safer than going to these gopheric cities with you i think i'm moving to periscope and getting myself a job the youtube videos are over i'm going to become a driver in paris yeah but what are you going to be transporting drugs top me up with some bloody whatever it was called hillbilly your way something gets better come along littlest hobo come along follow us on an adventure maybe tomorrow i'll wanna settle down until tomorrow i'll just keep moving on johnny uh-huh are you thirsty yeah actually there's some water my water is almost gone in that case the village will await oh look at that do you think it's okay to drink it's perfectly fine to drink i uh if i'm out of action with diarrhoea once again for a few months you'll understand why okay oh so what you're thinking so far to the little ukrainian adventure in alperiuslav i really like it like this really feels like a real ukrainian to us let's do it this is better than khatuzeh a million times better and much safer and larger alert sorry we just interrupt this film for one second i like that people are driving by on bicycles like you don't see that in hotels everyone had their bike school stolen that's true no bicycle's left and hot is it yeah and it's like and you know what the fact that we're wearing these outfits and not a single person has even noticed a comment no oh come on it's the normal attire in old perius last yeah this is what real ukrainian dudes wear should we continue to church let's go yeah hello goodbye this is so idyllic just walking down a street in a little village on the edge of periuslav what a lovely way of life these ukrainians have out here nice and chill none of the problems that you have in the big city raise some chickens eat some eggs what would you want in life let's pick a flower for some beautiful babushka that is gonna be we're gonna meet what a wonderful idea cheers this could be for you three percent female viewers hey stop trying to steal my three percent who will be the lucky babashiker to get my flower i wonder the next babushka that comes around the corner is getting serenaded ah we've almost made it check it out the historical museum of periosteum finally let's go and see the church okay that's the most excitement has ever been in perry's lab i think check out this well johnny's vomiting well johnny's vomiting in the background check out this lovely ukrainian village house that some babushka would once have lived in wow look at here what a lovely piece of the world old ukraine is check it out could you live in a house like this johnny you and your ukrainian wife oh my god just growing stuff together and fruit and stuff and making compote i'd be happy actually eating chicken caves she's beautiful yeah yeah i think we should find you a house well finally look what's in front of us a place we haven't seen for six months the space church of ukraine let's go and check it out finally look at some statues of yuri and stuff are you excited johnny i am really excited we've been walking two or three hours it's been a hot day but here we is this the back uh no it's the front oh god um didn't you travel all the way here six months ago is it closed but it said on google maps it closes at five o'clock on saturdays yeah it's like 5 30. you know whose fault this is city but you know what i did find my jerusha to give this to ah space church i'll be back this time hopefully it'll be open and there goes romantic johnny leaving behind his space girl and his flower and that's the end of today's daily bold just remember guys it's about the journey not the destination until next time david jacqueline oh
2021-08-26 06:17
