A "Happy Ending" To My Vietnam Trip
this is me getting a Vietnamese Street massage stop and you're probably wondering how I got myself in this situation man life is crazy 1 minute you're here with a beautiful girl and L you know you got a fly grown re AES man on your back well it all started a few hours ago when I found this place that offers Vietnam's wildest Street massages but before things get way too crazy I'll be meeting a lovely friend of mine to see what the rest of Vietnam has to offer hello how are you good good to see you see so I've been trying to learn your name um okay so Viet my Vietnamese name is yes okay whatever with the awkward Hells out of the way we headed deep inside one of Vietnam's best fake markets for a little bit of a Sho and spre I think they sell a lot of fake stuff right like Gucci chuchi CH Choi wall chuch that's the cousin of Gucci expensive and since it was my last day in Vietnam I decided to treat myself by buying a ridiculously overpriced knockoff wallet this is my wallet I bought this kind of old I bought this 3 years ago years in India I mean is all busted up it's all crazy so hopefully we're going to go ahead and find some uh Choi wallets Choi all right you lead the way you are the uh you are my Vietnamese guide for back you want H unfortunately I'm not that Progressive and after just a minutes of Scavenging around we found just a place that we were looking for do you have chuchi chi I don't know I don't coochi you have inside you have wallet wallet yeah can you show me your best one yeah we gotani we got PR this one's quite nice like it yeah what do you think M I think that as a yes and with my lady friend seemingly impressed with my new wallet it was time for the hard negotiations to begin 850 $850 which is like $40 TI 750 wow that's like price that's like $35 uh $750 I actually $30 what's the $30 that's expensive this one the Le and the high quality look at you see the high quality smells smells bad the original is $25 no no orig you what's the Vietnamese price I want Vietnamese price what's a good price down down yeah like 200 too much too much 200 no I mean you want to di like 200 just buy it worth like 200 yeah give me a good price I I will buy now what is that you think uh I think this one is the best one he got a nice on it 500 Maxim $25 $25 all right let's do it love and peace look at that she's a camera lady and a beautiful assistant at this point I was very happy with my deal and since this lady was working very hard I decided to give her a big tip you're a nice honest lady so here is you can keep 700 yeah good good business how Go amazing I am I am the new custodian yes of this what's it called coochie wallet coochie wallet look at that I'm happy with that are you impressed yes yeah wow it's going to give me brownie [Laughter] points yeah hello what are you selling all right thank you nice to meet you love and guidance I can give you that back I don't want to waste yeah I will just take this only this one cannot yeah I I can take discount oh 1,000 1,000 after buying what must be Vietnam's ugliest coochie wallet we then found a place that offered the wildest Street massages where you get to lay on your front and get CED you're looking char I'm not enjoying but since the massage was not available for another 2 hours I decided to look for a farewell gift for my lady friend why are you looking for boyfriend boyfriend hello well you are have you there's a discount today okay there's a discount today wait actually speaking of boyfriend what is uh what's your type don't have like oh so so you like someone very short very fat very hairy and smelly and a will be a lot though go on let here so tall guys okay 6' 5 6' 5 okay eyes check check trust fun trust trust fun baby born in the '90s I feel like I heard a song of that somewhere yeah well you are in luck oh my I have all of those my pleasure can we head inside yeah let's go deep inside let's see what's here same I can take a look it's a beautiful shop set yeah thank you very beautiful you make this yourself you make I don't make I would have said yes so I guess they have all kinds of different Buddha maybe I need to buy one youy keep my uh work table every time like my boss like yell me or something I'm look don't not kill my boss don't quit don't quit don't quit but I'll quit already you want bong oh bong yeah are you smoking yes can we see I don't walk but this you have I have walk here that's a walk in here this one I don't know I just this it's too strong for you huh yeah but this is the Peace Pipe yeah the pipe yeah let's see wow it's beautiful what so and you said you make this yourself no I don't worry haven't failed to find the gift so far I decided it was probably a good idea to get to know my date a little bit better how long have you lived here Inon um I was born a rise here so I'm s on oh and how old are you um can you guess I think wait let me look let me look let's take a look give us a 12 H delicious what's your job here are you like the local market guide not really but maybe soon you just take people around to take commission um modeling like Freer yeah that explains everything yeah and um I'm working about like marketing research so now you working full-time marketing not fulltime like part time because I'm still like studying yeah yeah my you do moding on the side yeah my major in international business go yes feel I should be after 30 minutes of walking around we both worked up an appetite and so we decided to get some food but what my lady friend decided she wanted to eat really shocked me should we try some like weird food you want to try some weird food yeah you want to kill him right so what we met like half an hour ago and you only want to kill me D that's in my full time and with that we found a place that sold one of the weirdest Vietnamese Delicacies a dish called ballute where you get an egg with a fertilized duck inside it beak and Feathers included all yours when in Vietnam yeah with a beautiful girl you have to ruin the date by it B yes what's your what is your ideal first day she is so I guess it's kind of it's kind of broken already yeah oh oh man this is bringing back memories all the way back to Philippines it's very different to Philippines like this one's kind of dry honestly that Ballo was like a mystery gift box but the more you dug in the worse that the prizes got you got the feathers oh my God can you weigh me here yeah I need go to do new nails are you going to run back home this video is going to be very short this is what it looks like you tell me what this looks like looks like a big in Vietnam you have a funny story about like B so if you have like a bad thing or like bad news like unlucky thing they will go to E bot to get like luckier really yeah that makes no sense that make no sense that makes zero sense I mean that that will make you forget about your bad day I guess this is all you're going to be thinking about oh yours is uh yours is squirting huh um I need do how tsue tissue at this point there was no going back and it was time to eat this weird delicacy Cheers Cheers M yummy no it's still all that wow a little bit of bone wow this one do you know how old this is I feel like this is much older than the ones I tried in Philippines like the the beac and the feathers are crazy it's kind of hard yeah no it's not good try it again ler you want you want to kill me that was a delicious meal thank you I'm not going to I hate wasting food so so you can finish it I guess you're supposed to chase it up with a little bit of leaves all right yeah all right [Music] cheers feel like I'm a sheep so w see it's eatting like C tastes like a a treat and if you thought that this food was not already weird enough just take a listen to what my lady friend suggested that we eat next have you ever tried rat what I mean I was friends with rats that can but [Laughter] R but yeah that's a this our dish in M like real R yeah really yeah wow and if this food was not already weird enough we also decided to get a stinky durian milkshake I don't know why I keep doing this to myself you're going to chase it out with some Duan nothing can like worse more than that I think this was your recommendation huh it's a good try nothing's coming out h hly I should have taken this as a Divine sign not to try it so there's two types of durian one that tastes like heaven and one that tastes like I think you can guess which one this is you should try this so much better look at your face it's really good really amazing good to know amazing [Laughter] at this point my soul has already left my body and so we decided to continue the market hunt to buy that farewell gift for my lovely lady friend what do you recommend for my wife my wife she's my wife yeah yeah what do you recommend let's see so these actually nice try these can it smell again what Duan you look amazing I know FR all you can be the camera lady yeah how is this oh my God look it's good right yeah don't look at my haircut my haircut all right I love these glasses these look very nice which one do you like let's get some matching glasses oh yeah yeah these are much better it looks good huh yeah look at that we are matching down 600 for 600 for two yeah what is that that's 600 is like $30 I mean they're not original or anything but let's see if we can get a better price 500 550 50 yeah I think that's good 500 here's 200 more thank you okay God bless we looking matching oh yeah me and my new wife over here all right let's go make a baby let's go the gift finally secured we made our way to do that crazy Street massage but there was just one problem I am really pushing my luck over here so I got about maybe an hour before I need to start heading to the airport but uh yeah I guess I want to make the most out of my Vietnam Journey hey hey sexy girl where you go go to the park how much dispenser how ra you there dispenser got me that man after 10 minutes of riding around we arrived at the massage location where a huge storm was waiting for us unfortunately as you can see look at that look at that weather it's going to start raining so we picked out a different spot he said basically he doesn't mind where he does it so we picked out the best park we can think of what's the name of this park um Landmark 81 Landmark which is like one of the most expensive areas that guy craving for a massage even it's prining we still have to do mass at this point there was really no going back and it was time to experience this crazy Street massage you good yes I came to do your amazing massage you got the full equipment so these are like uh some traditional Vietnamese I don't even know what you call them acupuncture I think acupuncture some sort of gasoline and I guess we're going to be lit on fire let's get burn so fire all right I'm going to be doing a street massage in the most expensive area in saos so luckily for you guys I've ran out of boxes so I actually left today wearing shorts underneath so I came prepar I don't usually get naked and do massages in the park is that a weirdest videos that you make no I've done some weird videos okay this is normal video for me what is the weirdest one I am uh ones I can't mention all right control yourself I guess we'll just go ahead and get started straight away with the acupuncture thing oh look at that man's already put in the fire you can be the camera lady yes for me ooh it's kind of hot as well and with my body looking like a sexy Beach whale it was inevitable that this question came next I want to I want to do it for you you want to do it for me yeah I want to try it believe me she did not need to ask me twice are you ready yeah baby sh stop stop stop sh it's not hot enough it's not hot enough really cuz I feel it and we got a big audience so we got like five people on this side and other people on this side and some more hello are you interested wow Japanese people you can speak Japanese yeah I'm multilingual wow how many times have you done this huh how many times have you done this that's my first time to be honest I'm going to get gangri contact me through yeah guys don't contact her my CH now she's really bad you don't enjoy it I'm not enjoying what do you think are you more interested Than Me Now oh my God look at that sexy is it is it red yeah it's pople now it's not red anymore oh and if you thought that this massage was not already embarrassing enough this is what happened next oh whoa whoa be careful be careful bro man life is crazy one minute you're here with a beautiful girl then L you know you got a fully grown Vietnamese man on your back and I'm pretty sure he's nursing a semi sometimes you should say no right how do you feel I feel violated how do you feel you look sassy are you more interested now ah kind off what's next well a foot massage was next are you enjoying this yes I don't know if this is a massage or your way of getting revenge oh my God now I'm just like getting M myself I just met like two hours ago right this is definitely the craziest thing I've done in Vietnam [Laughter] read it's like your show you know you're lying here and a lot of people watching you yeah I don't mind I'm leaving I'm leaving tonight I don't care look at that it's not crazy at all it's just like phone up like the leg and he's still here lying and show the M I'm getting the most out of Vietnam now we're getting some sort of interesting air massage I thought they only do this in India honestly I don't mind this it's kind of crazy I'm not going to lie I am in the middle of the park in the most expensive area in Saigon and I'm surrounded by a lot of people and uh we got a big show huh um a hot show a hot show I guess life could be worse are you getting next uh I'm good thanks you good I'm good thanks not here not here you're not crazy enough huh yeah look at that if like interest about like Massa you should go to like the fancy play Hill lar Park and like find him the best m in town look at Ellie yeah I can't promise I'm going to be here but okay reading from 1 to 10 how good is that your one H um um yeah definitely 10 out of 10 right okay how about M yeah 10 out of 10 so we are finished with the m massage that was one hour of a brutal massage my friend thank you so much that was amazing massage I really appreciate it and how much do I owe you 100 100k this 100K that's $4 for an hour and a half so you said 100 my friend it is $100 spe okay oh man I appreciate it man D good doing business with you okay okay but I really need to make moves now yeah uh for you uh for you uh just a hug okay big hug I appreciate that and if you like this video YouTube thinks that you will love this one go on click it I dare you
2024-12-09 17:42
