[VOD]-[Earthbound]-Frank has been bested! | Earthbound Randomizer Challenge!

foreign [Music] foreign [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] foreign [Music] foreign [Music] foreign [Music] [Laughter] do not worry do not worry I'm switching up switching up my format ever ever so slightly you know can't have a real uh redeem that involves showing off these books about showing off these books oh that's so permanent tones yeah they're huge right [Laughter] I need to do something about the size of these things they're like almost they're gonna yeah they're like half my size okay let me say good morning to everybody let me say good morning Rita I don't know if you can hear me right now because you want to go wash your face so I'm probably gonna end up saying good morning twice but good morning like that so nice to see you also hey kirya more fights over first I see um medic it's so good to see you water okay do not worry I will drink some water hey insane it's so nice to see you as well okay let me let me drink some water real quickly um there we go water has been drunk why is taffy what is your wisdom for today my wisdom for today is so oh just listen okay and then um well from the snake from the snake specifically um wisdom my wisdom for today is to wear what is it called uh knee pads when you're going going rollerblading and or bike riding there there's always a danger of Fallen when uh when you're doing something with wheels wheels are dangerous you know you don't [ __ ] it [ __ ] it not not only roller skating and bikes when you're in the car too because the cars have wheels wheels are dangerous never go unprepared anywhere when you're driving in the car put on knee pads just in case you know you can never be too prepared wearing knee pads in the car that is that is my wisdom all right okay okay now that I have said good morning and I have been sufficiently stupid let me swap swap right on over to the game oh boy oh boy okay there we go perfect amazing and then oh it's it's boy that sounded crunchy as [ __ ] good words don't thank you I'm I am happy to share it okay let me explain what I did here um because uh listen I thought this was for the best I swear what I have done is for the best so I fought Frank offstream um what happened to the ceilings well before I explain what happens with the ceiling redeem moon it's so nice to see you Moon um what do you call it it's not perfect this team lacks something you know it lacks something and I need a I don't know fix it I don't I don't know I've got ideas I've got ideas I need to go back to the drawing board with it I'll see what I can do but until it is perfect oh hold on until I have perfected it I have taken it off the market oh which is you know I think that was the only thing keeping me from having to say the cursed words the curse word redeem but I took it away from us what do you mean it's already perfect I can do better I Can Do Better Rika good morning Rika I'm going on strike the routine will return in a better in a better form it'll be improved it'll be ah I'm on the ceiling 2.0 unfortunately so I mean it's just Out Of Reach forever that is the nature of things unfortunately yes okay so yes I have fought Frank oh thank you so much for returning those books Rick I appreciate it it's always good to return your books even if they're on time I know so hey Tommy hey Master Cena and so nice to see you uh what is it called I I thought Frank and it took like 40 real life minutes so trust me oh no medic and I thought I was safe oh my God all right here I go here I go and I'll do it once more for feeling so you get the most bang for your buck ooh there it has been done [Laughter] caturday you can never go wrong with a cat or day um yeah it took me 40 real life minutes to to defeat Frank just throwing myself at him repeatedly I leveled up some um and I believe that that's the gist of it well buy one get one for yes redeem is a buy one get one free deal because of how expensive it is safe State afterward after defeating him that's the third for today oh [ __ ] y'all got one free you'll got another yet another one free looking for highlights damn oh good morning thank you Tommy I'll use that the the twitch the twitch little viewfinder thing tells all Alucard of course I I wasn't gonna let that you know I appreciate it I appreciate you also it's so nice to see you Alucard um okay yes and I use the Save State to save the the moments after I defeated Frank so no no actual part of the game um has been missed it was just 40 real life minutes of me my face against this thing so I I assure you and I did it without jeans I did it without any cheats so the Integrity of the Run has been capped hey I had to I had a blast here and I needed to spread the word oh you're so sweet like I appreciate that so [ __ ] much you know foreign Frank is now just failure Frank I know you've been asking around so I'll tell you about Giants tap it seems to be quite a powerful spot some kind of special power is stored there that allows certain people to perform wondrous feats however a monster sucked up all the energy at that spot it's difficult to get to Giant step that's all I know excuse me I should suggest you collect more information on your own see um the entrance to the path leading to Giant staff is behind the touring Entertainer Shack Shack I like you've become stronger than I your adventure is just beginning okay [Laughter] oh yeah oh okay damn I thought that person was gonna have much more to say okay so now oh has it yeah no it's been seven minutes okay I need to remember these things I need to remember these things God damn did I do it okay yes yes I did it next step uh next step in this run going straight to the giant step will we be able to defeat the the boss there probably not I hope you all are ready for another um welcome back Tommy thank you I hope y'all are ready for another freaking um time where we get stuck at something but honestly is that not all games at this point every single game that we play we do get stuck on something eventually uh oh the mouse cursor the freaking mouse cursor at least it's not added to the pile this is true at least it's not added to the pile quite yet um I wonder how you get stuck on you have to cut the rope that's like that's like something that's like coming up eventually right I'm like trying a blank on the specifics but that's something that's coming up in this game right oh this Shack was locked by someone from City Hall oh right right I need to go to the mayor I need to go to the mayor and like tell him that I have busted Frank in combat and somehow that has I don't know made Frank come to his senses and in return oh what about making the redeems automatic or just use a timer so about that foreign so I I have been in the process of trying to do that for roughly about a month for for roughly about a month um [Laughter] if it didn't involve oh what is it called oh the mares the mayor's place is not over here it's it's up it's up here somewhere if it if the process didn't involve like my ipja address and all that [ __ ] I would definitely be streaming it um because of it's it's it's comedying my attempts to make these things automatic are pure comedy oh today um [Music] oh good I have a theory about the sounds I can deal with it during the break though don't push granny tab oo versus technology technology eludes me yes but eventually any day now any day now I'm gonna figure out how to how to make these things automatic oh my goodness it'll be smooth sailing from there let me tell you time though I'm just gonna have to oh back in my days YouTubers flip their own bottle yeah oh my goodness okay hey hey I'm there BH purple it's so nice to meet you you beat up the town bullies punch them out big time kick their butts fit their heads off spit in their eyes and made them wet their pants then you force them to promise not to make any more trouble thank you what you want a key to the touring Entertainer Shack for someone as great as you giving you the key could help keep the town peaceful however if you encounter a dangerous situation please don't ask me to take any responsibility spoken like a real mayor are we able to avoid any responsibility right are you sure why the heck not you're such a smart kid here's the key to the shack I like got the key to the shack okay perfect bag of mine cheese YouTubers their way to the top aren't they also arrived [Music] not here here not anymore those are the days of yore oh my goodness okay uh freaking go into the shack go into the shack um how are y'all doing how how have your day's been going I hope they've been going good but everything's running smoothly where the [ __ ] thank you I'm using all of my brain power to get to where I'm supposed to go remembering the correct path takes a lot out of me back into my TV two percent to use the phone lines up to either Street we had to go you know 50 miles in the snow up a hill both ways in order to hit the um what is it called going live button it was hard days when we used to flip the vtuber models manually it took five people to flip over the pngs because those things were heavy they were made out of lead very heavy stuff oh my goodness a good hint of some [ __ ] [ __ ] God damn that oh hey I'm moving up in the world I'm beating things without even having to fight them this is it the leveling up was worth it um did some wow students but looking in Bank seeing how many bits it takes from my genuine oh no I'll set the bar pretty damn High pretty pretty damn high if you want to squeeze a genuine one out of Mace oh let me look at my items really quickly uh uh which button is that okay Goods yeah key to shock it must not be the shack that I'm thinking of um but nothing happened oh I probably need to use the key to the shack um a freaking like a fool I just went up to the track without trying to use the key um my friends canceled our meeting that [ __ ] sucks that's freaking disappointing when that [ __ ] happens that's always disappointing as hell so that freaking sucks I'm sorry trying to make a post apocalyptic Sims World Is Hard okay it's hard but that sounds sick as hell um and there's no doubt in my mind that it will absolutely be worth it all right items Goods use the key to the shack the door open oh thank goodness I was worried that it wouldn't work there for a second oh anything in any of these um okay and many of those people sadly died the pnds were painted with lead paint yes it was a deadly process it was an incredibly deadly process um for you yeah God damn it it's the new week right that's true I'm crippled to death no workers oh my God perhaps I will set a reasonable price or a price that I don't know that is a compromise between being reasonable and me feeling like it was worth the pain think of this I will I will absolutely think of this and oh I'm about to die [Music] oh no oh [ __ ] no I need to turn around I need to go home I need my mama to hug me back to health oh thank goodness dying here with a [ __ ] socks all right I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm getting the [ __ ] out of here [ __ ] no I'm gonna go back through the weird little Shack uh God I wonder who lived here this bed this bed oh the Springs oh my goodness a thousand years ago a thousand years ago I uh uh no let me rephrase that statement spring beds suck beds with mattresses with springs in them [ __ ] suck because when when you know when they age when a spring mattress goes is has reached its time you know has reached the natural conclusion of its life they begin to cause pain you know it's like it's like they see the end and their natural reaction is to have Vengeance on the world for its mortality uh with the [ __ ] spreading Springs poking out and how uncomfortable it is and how lumpy it is it it's so strange how like lumpy it is oh have you ever tried a change bed no I have not [Music] um what is it called is it like a bed with like chains in it [Music] like as opposed to Springs or is it something else entirely that I have yet to learn of uh I'm calling that to save oh and he's just posted 100 Dodge dad why dad you cannot afford to give me this money I know that we are poor the neighbors remind me of it all the time father please don't go into that father I know it's already too late but all right whatever I'ma keep going uh Springs are not good yeah they really freaking aren't oh Tommy's started telling but now we're finished following me first of all first of all what the [ __ ] yeah I can never fall hold on I'm writing it down ah let me just bring up you know there we are perfect okay if you can make it a big book too oh I can laughs um oops never finished that oops actually let me take a picture what am I doing okay hold on uh trying to like write when I know damn well just taking up pictures a thousand times faster and then big book big book big old book there we go better to have memory foam uh you remember my poor English makes me think so hard on a synonym basically it's a bed with a platform made of little circles connected to each other pretty springy oh okay hold on I need to I want to see this bed with my eyes I'm gonna I'm gonna look it up chain but okay those are Springs medic I think nope it's not a chain hammock um okay wait wait wait wait wait let me not make the same mistake for going back into there again for the Thousand time okay perfect um what eyes perceive with the eyes right yes yes yes with my own eyes I want to I Wanna a freaking I want to Google Google change that I I I'm curious about what it looks like yes I will be perceiving with my eyes and not with my hands um I don't know unless the like uh what's the nearest mattress store I'm gonna have to restart the game it's too crunchy sounding hold on uh load recent game there we go hopefully reloading will make things a tiny bit less uh I don't know whatever the heck it is good news reloading we get to see the phrase out at Birth again wild wild phrase can't believe it's on the title screen uh on those chain thingies yes cheap thingies okay okay [Music] [Applause] yeah there we go More Fry than these chicken strips I was expect the moment that I saw these I was expecting something else I admire your restraint Rica I appreciate it do not worry soon it will be Tuesday and but these nuts counter Will Roll right on over so chicken strips I could [ __ ] go for some chicken strips right now [ __ ] yeah I mean I I know I just woke up this morning should I be eating them no laughs Taffy expects the nuts don't you know it grown to expect them um when I see the word D's I now have a pavlonian response to freaking expect the nuts afterwards H warmer today nice oh man ah food is so freaking good huh sauce foreign [Music] statement never in my life I was talking about before these nuts oh I Was Made I was trying to freaking talk about the mattresses yeah I'm gonna go on down to my nearest mattress store I'll be like yo show me the different types of mattresses ah go on let's get this fight over with the freaking hieroglyphs jumping off the wall fighting me and the uh audio is still slightly crunchy there's anything I can necessarily do for it besides closing the emulator and trying um trying not I'm not gonna do that right now though we're just gonna have to live with the crunch [Music] now it is in my experience soft mattresses are not so good um I understand that because like they give no support they it's absolutely no support in that thing it it does a number on the back you wake up and like you're pretty much shaped like a shrimp because you've melted into you know into the mattress and you're like well God damn rip my back feeling feeling the pain the best mattress that I've ever slept on was almost like it was had the stiffness of what and I was confused about why I was sleeping so well because I was like this is objectively uncomfortable like but I wake up and I'm like oh I'm feeling spry I'm feeling bouncy what's up with this it turns out having back support is important I've been sleeping on hard mattress my whole life I love soft ones I can understand that as well I imagine after oh the hotel soft mattress plus weighted blanket gives me the best sleeps of my life oh my God white is blanket Ah that's the minute that you say weighted blanket that sounds like the freaking life oh my gosh oh oh you know all I want to do all I want to do is have a blanket twice my weight oh I'm about to die can I run away [Music] but couldn't you know what that's understandable there's three of them [Music] okay I probably if they're only doing one damage maybe I can heal I can tell I can come back from this easy hold on one second all right there we go oh I have a [ __ ] ton of help all of a sudden too once again leveling up really did something oh yeah but like getting crushed to death with a with a weighted blanket is the life oh my God it is the life sometimes you just [Music] want to be crushed you know oh my goodness wait I don't have a weight of blanket but I sleep well two blankets to send me it to in a in a pathetic attempt to simulate a weighted blanket hopefully you know and like the weight does do something it doesn't do nothing it helps quite a bit foreign [Music] oh my goodness okay I once read weighted blankets are for autism been questioning myself since it does how do I how do I yes it does help yes um it's very soothing it's incredibly soothing oh why am I asleep oh God damn it okay go against one now it's two against one now we're doing good we're doing good we're doing good says um I I it's not even I was about to talk about how mattress stores are always empty but that's not that's not I don't know look what we already all know that mattress stores are already empty it's not even for like suspicious reasons like I know that like you know the ongoing I don't know joke is like oh mattress stores are like the front for crime but mattresses are so [ __ ] expensive I think they only need to sell three of them to stay in business [Music] three mattresses like every couple months would keep them in business I don't even think they're empty for like Shady reasons [Music] let's fight God damn oh hold on one second all right wanna sleep get in debt more or less yeah after last freaking that's why every matches that I've gotten in the past few years has come from Ikea because you can't go wrong with that not too bad the prices of the mattresses from Ikea really aren't too bad but there's only so much like a variety excuse me sell your mattress to squeeze [Laughter] all right let's haggle let's haggle for the price of this curse word I put on the table I put on the table fifty dollars does this sound reasonable to y'all fifty dollars [Music] name your price [Laughter] ridiculous oh come back here butterfly [ __ ] no oh ah this is gonna be bad oh there's only one of them oh holy [ __ ] okay that's not bad at all I mean it's gonna take forever but not as bad as I thought it was gonna be [Music] I'm just gonna drink water really quickly don't mind me [Music] what fifty dollars is only uh 3 000 bets okay I can't tell if that price is too high or you believe it to be too low I I cannot tell let me uh I'm like doing the math in my head now you know what this is a [ __ ] let's say 75 I'm raising my bed I'm raising my bed 75 dollars for me it's a hundred a little bit too much but for some of the other options aren't too bad [Music] um oh okay because conversion because freaking I see oh the butterfly was an enemy I thought the butterfly was my friend God damn it twitch hates not Americans uh that's a load of [ __ ] that freaking that [ __ ] sucks [Music] uh I mean fifty five thousand bets is too much for me 3K is fine uh I'll settle with five gifted hmm I'm thinking about this I'm thinking about this hmm my haggling skills aren't exactly that great so I feel like y'all are gonna run away with this with a good deal ah you see here's the thing I don't think that five gifted is like that I don't think that's bad at all I don't think this counter offer is it I think it's pretty good my main issue my main issue is you know this this cursed word it must be saved you told us you were pushover today up here Tommy gonna feel the sweet seal shark you know it you [ __ ] know it okay my main off of course I died of course I died all of my brain power is being used for haggling right now um also I need it I need to buy things anyway so it's no big deal uh I did not go into this cave completely prepared I went in zero Health well this makes things easier oh and I have not agreed to anything I have not agreed to anything should it revoke your fifth you spoke too much okay listen this is mostly about freaking I don't I these these curse words must be saved for every once in a while you know for for special occasions you know otherwise otherwise it doesn't mean anything it doesn't mean anything anymore which is why I counteract the five gifted with 10 gifted what what say you all I'm 10 gifted too high too low let me counter offer money equals food the wave ways foreign you raise a good point I do need money for food this is not wrong this is not wrong but 10 isn't that bad yes I believe that ten probably reasonable at this moment in time it oh let me look at the list of curse words okay I'll give things subscribe your channel five gifted would encourage people to buy it that is true that is true it would it would be helping quite a bit in in other ways but the frequency the frequency of of the um in question might potentially still be too high fine restaurant I want your Finance curse word please oh I don't have enough money oh [ __ ] okay let me go back I don't want anything I'll leave let me let me go let me go let me go I need to take out the money that that father has borrowed from the from the neighbors it's me excuse me what is it called yes yes yes yes yes um does yeah is the only the only word that we want to add for the pile or perhaps Arthur other I don't I can't even think of any like is there anything else that we should be adding to the negotiations here we can trick you into singing like I just did with the sentence anyway you didn't get me it didn't get me okay for for that work here yeah for that particular word 50 gift shops I I there's no [ __ ] way there's no [ __ ] way absolutely there is no other way is that unreasonable absolutely absolutely it is unreasonable but you know let me buy one more Crystal on camera offer 10 gifted to make you say anything anything anything I okay anything give me an example of anything give me an example of anything so just so that way I know so so that way I have an idea of what I'm getting into [Laughter] you know you know that feeling when you're heading down a dark Road foreign okay there's a few other curse words we want but we want a spectrum okay well we can fill out the Spectrum we can fill out the Spectrum I have the same impact though I don't think so oh what about that Infamous slime anything Chad thinks at the moment but you can refuse hmm [Music] I don't know let me okay I think the key with that the key of that is that oh water oh thank you let me drink some water really quickly oh okay water has been consumed oh did I get cookies I didn't get cookies God [ __ ] dim and I didn't get cookies I'm writing in town okay honestly I think for that to record your voicing over the whole wee movie oh [ __ ] yes absolutely I will gladly blow out my voice voicing the entire goddamn speaking out the entire entire Bee Movie no [ __ ] problem oh yes yes what I was about to say was the saying anything I don't even have a problem with that oh can we all chip in yes it can be a group effort in fact you know what I can do I can make it um I don't know making it some gold feels weird I don't necessarily want to make it a sub goal but I can keep count um you're so cover the seat for the lawyer when you get sued though oh no my plan my plan is to just lay myself at the um who the what company made the Bee Movie I DreamWorks maybe I think it might have been DreamWorks it's just the way throw myself at the feet of the lawyers and be as pathetic as humanly possible and be like please don't sue me please don't sue me please don't stay away foreign and hopefully one of them will feel something you know and they'll take Mercy on my soul and let me off with a warning and a court order never to say the word b movie ever again something I didn't get the cookie I'm not even mad because I didn't even finish my shopping I didn't even finish my [ __ ] shopping God [ __ ] damn it we will have to build toward it but I think I'm that dead I think that the hundred gifted should count for like anything like say you give like 10 for for the um you know I think that should count toward the hundred it absolutely shouldn't be separate and so when when we hit that number then I do the B Movie Scripts so it'll happen like over time you know y'all have plenty of time and there's no rush oh I will have to write it down um the entire B movie script entire B movie correct all right there we are perfect or it can happen now that's all there's no rush there's no rush there's no rush there's no rush oh y'all have all the time in the world all the Time in the World um please please do not please do not go broke for for the B Movie script please I beg of you um you know little little tiny bits at a time is absolutely fine I will not forget and I doubt y'all will let me forget so it's not going anywhere it's not going anywhere there's no rush uh Bakery I believe the bakery is what I need Taffy is just using the first psychology I can't with you [Music] oh my goodness oh picnic lunch ah that might be a bit too much we don't we don't need half this [ __ ] we don't need any of this [ __ ] yeah come on we're gonna drink my house isn't that bad I need a oh my goodness a motorcycle actually wait were you guys you ride a motorcycle that's sick as hell that is so [ __ ] cool it's a motorcycle is like learning to ride a motorcycle is on my bucket list I think they're the neatest thing ever uh Pizza can I opening soon okay I cannot cannot get any pizza all right I need to focus for two seconds I need to put down my negotiating brain and remember to I need cookies they're either at the drugstore or they're at the place next to the drugstore I'm pretty sure they're in the burger shop I'm like 90 sure it's easier than you think but just don't get overconfident and you're good yeah but the horror stories are mostly what keeps me uh worried I suppose uh because I don't it's it's hard to tell like the truth about the horror stories like because I always see people driving stupid and I'm like well as long as I don't drive stupid am I gonna be fine oh main issue is being aware of everyone else since drivers get worse yes and like seeing drivers I need to look at the map real quick that is not the map button neither of these things have a map button there we go all right around the corner up and around the corner is where I need to go um Taffy dryers I'll be totally fine I'll be totally fine [Music] um okay hold on buying this cookie it's never 100 safe but it's fun so whatever yo YOLO yes yes yes yes yes I I acknowledge that there's always going to be like Risk but it sounds like oh [Laughter] oh my goodness thank you so so much for gifting That Song Carrie I appreciate it I do believe you have everybody all subbed up now [Music] everybody has you know Sarah little soft badges I appreciate you so much um what is it called but yes I acknowledge that it's always going to be dangerous uh driving a motorcycle but as long as I do my best you know I I Just Want to Have Fun most people die on motorcycles because they drive faster than their skill anyway um so this is dorky right this is twerky as [ __ ] okay but I'm already a dork and you already know that so I might as well I might as well admit this I want a three uh three wheeled motorcycle I want a trike I want an adult strike and I want to roll down the street of my stupid little adult trike you know and I'm gonna I'm gonna feel cool doing it you know crazy laughs and not the wild one the mild one yes like a mild salsa you know like you think you you think you you think you detect detect a hint of a kick but nope nothing spicy in here just mild as hell oh painted with green and pink flames on the back yes [Laughter] gotta let everybody know I have a Need for Speed you know it falls three three three wheels all right I'm gonna make a safe State real quick uh tools Save State new slot there we go just in case so that way we don't have to keep doing this thing over and over again and I'm also gonna check my [ __ ] before I go in there we've got plenty of cookies we have plenty of croissants if I die now it's on me um all right there we go we're good I thought that it wasn't on me before because it was but it'll be sturdy at least yes because I know that I have problems with balance is is the main thing like I have problems standing up straight that's so far I don't want to attempt Fate by you know getting a proper motorcycle I'm gonna put my ass on a track and call it a day um most of the fun I get from writing is from leaning on the motorcycle but if that's what makes you feel cool why not go for it at all I wouldn't be surprised like it's it looks fun like the part of the motorcycle where you get to like lean into it and whatnot it looks like fun I I I'm worried about the balancing part that's what I'm worried about if if for some if by some miracle if God somehow comes down and bless me with a sense of balance that I was not innately born with I will throw my dream of three wheels to the wind and embrace the two wheels life but you know what reality is um that five meals would be a better idea yeah it's a motorcycle that's like in the shape of like an octopus or something with like it's got a seat in the middle and uh and like Wheels coming out of like every witch way I want to look like Doc Ock when I drive down the road you know [Music] you can park a car it's deeply concerned [Music] this isn't fun though maybe you should drive a robin Reliant foreign is that a sort of motorcycle or is it like a is it like a car situation okay do I yeah let's find it's fine I'm fine I'm gonna write that down uh because I'm assuming that it is in fact a sort of motorcycle GTA told me all I need to know about it whatever whatever it is in between it is technically a car but it only has three wheels and yes GTA does sometimes whatever I'll have y'all know that I'm I have a safe succinct driver okay I know my way around the wheel totally oh a three-wheeled car sounds like fun though it I don't know how it would drive like I don't know how it would feel being behind the wheel but it does sound like fun oh and she likes to pick up chicks and drive off of them abducting them and others that likes to run out with others over I didn't know I didn't know oh she just wanted to relax in the back I I didn't know I thought she just wanted to say it I thought she just wanted a little sit down I thought her legs were tired oh if I got a dime every time Taffy killed a stove on a car I'd have enough for lunch whatever you know we still need to go back and finish GTA oh that reminds me reminds me I bought I um what do you call it thanks to y'all thanks to y'all I was able to get another capture card and it's gonna be here in the middle of next week so that's good that is amazing so we will be able to return to uh to to Big Boy gaming again not that this isn't big boy gaming this is also Big Boy gaming but like you know the GTA [ __ ] uh freaking let me heal let me heal um uh cookie yes only six HP oh that cookie did nothing all right what about her croissant [Music] there we are good I didn't know she was being friendly wait our money helps you what this isn't a scam I'm shocked I'm sorry [Laughter] thank you I'm telling you and later in the month um I already like uh we're we're getting more emotes I'm gonna start the process for that it's once again it's probably gonna take two months but I'm starting the process for that so we're doing it you know it's all going back into the stream it's all going back into the Stream it's exciting [ __ ] let me tell you um oh we didn't finish the negotiations by the way I I know that we did not finish the negotiations what to do foreign oh no oh no God damn it I'm bracing myself for impact full-on [ __ ] bracing myself Your Fate has been sealed all right here I go here I go oh and once again because this is a buy one get one free deal [Music] there it has been done oh have some goodies though they may be itty oh oh okay I appreciate it thank you for the TTS [Music] um enjoy it's not cursed yes it's not curve what I thought that money was totally quitting your job now I feel scared someday we're not quite we're not there yet stream first stream first uh job later oh my goodness uh freaking uh oh right you know what I'll have to do I will I'm gonna have to write down the things that we have agreed on in the negotiations and as like a reminder to myself I will do that later not now if I do it now it will literally take forever uh oh there's nothing [ __ ] in here are you kidding me ah damn it but yeah yeah yeah um I'm adding another game to the list I'm adding another game to the to the game list uh no rush Taffy we're just messing with you a little seriously [Laughter] to make you quit on the spot oh [ __ ] no God oh my goodness one hour mark oh [ __ ] it is the one hour mark okay let me finish up this um this fight and then I'll do the whole hour mark thing excuse me you're pushing it with you I can't uh oh there's two okay [ __ ] it [ __ ] it this fight is gonna take a hot minute this fight is gonna take a hot [ __ ] minute or maybe not okay it's there's only one now [Music] it ants why did you why did you I haven't even attacked you once why are you healing and it's only doing three HP it's like what it's like spitting on me or something um time for moon to start streaming too Moon if you did start streaming oh my goodness are you freaking kidding me I would be I would be watching so fast I'd be following so fast okay it's the hour mark uh game I know you're doing a thing but like let me save okay you know what I'll just I'll just leave it there no problem okay everybody it's the hour mark so that means what is it called um that day may happen but the day is not today that is understandable when the day comes when the day comes let us all know um what is it called uh yes it's the hour mark so it's time to stretch everybody it's time for water bathroom breaks food snacks whatever you need um you y'all know the drill I'm gonna run an ad I'm gonna not play the game while the ad is running so that way nobody misses anything uh once again I'm having I'm gonna have a little lie down you know I'm gonna take the microphone with me okay we'll be back uh there we go it should be doing the thing okay it's totally oh my goodness it's totally doing the thing [Music] oh my God y'all oh now um I I you know honestly I wouldn't be surprised if nobody is seeing an ad right now it's not one of you is seeing an ad right now which is good [ __ ] good did good [ __ ] y'all want to hear something stupid uh freaking has nothing to do with anything at all whatsoever so I think a while ago and by a while ago I mean several several months oh we beat capitalism but conforming to capitalism and yes yeah oh my God ah freaking what do you call it yes yes a thousand years ago I I believe that I had told y'all that I cut my own hair I I'm like 90 certain that I had talked about that but like I do the whole cutting my own hair thing well let me tell you I have reached critical mass um in the cutting hair thing because [Music] why people go to like I don't know hairdressers and [ __ ] right like obviously there's like a reason people say oh don't cut your own hair so I've gotten to the point where it's like I now need to oh okay the ad is over okay hold on hold on I'm sitting up um oh my God to shave my head [ __ ] no there is not any amounts of money that you can give me to shave my hair I have been growing my hair out for ages for eons it is like it's all the way down my back now there's no way in hell any force on this Earth could make me like cut my hair I have put so much into it it is shiny it is iridescent I have worked hard on this thing I'm about to make stuff so my job I don't I don't know how to talk about my job without like giving too much information but my job is not something I would ever quit um it's just something where I would move the time that I do it around like if if you know when I get to the point where like I I'm able to stream full-time I still wouldn't quit my job um which sounds weird but like um it's harder about snakes having hair yeah I can't just tell us if it's General work quite call her except a blue collar choke it's the sort of thing where I sit at a desk all day it's one of those [Music] um I am not I do not have the stamina for Blue Collar work if I did I'd be doing it honestly uh but I do not laughs uh what is it called but yes I genuinely love my job um I I love it and there's nothing I would never stop doing it uh I don't want to talk about it too much though but a job yes oh my God it's good [ __ ] it's good [ __ ] it's a good [ __ ] if you don't like your job you'll end up with describe foreign [Music] oh my goodness why was I talking oh yeah I was talking about my hair I was like [Music] what is it called uh yeah yeah yeah um don't tell anybody anything [Music] ah freaking oh yes yes yes my hair in my hair my hair um so you know I've been cutting my own hands and it's gotten to the point where like when I let my hair down it is visibly uneven visibly uneven because of the ridiculous way that I got my ends because instead of being a human being about it I cut my ends in sections um it does not give me a layered effect I just sort of look like a wild woman like I look like I came out of the woods um you know and like I've been living there for for ages for eons Save Your Head Start over so it grows stronger thanks I can't like you don't already I'm gonna eat this jello okay and it maxed out my HP thank goodness um I I it's I don't have it in me to shave it all off I just don't but I also don't have it in me to go to a hairdresser and be like hey I've made a grave error because I know what they're gonna do they're gonna be like you have to you have there's no other way but to cut it even to cut it even it would be like at my like shoulders and don't get me wrong like it would be fine like it would look fine but it would not spark Joy and so now now I am at an in bath and I got into this position because I don't trust hairdressers um I've had I've seen some questionable situations with hairdressers so my question to all of you is how much do you trust hairdressers because for me unfortunately it is it is none I've seen too many people be like hey can you cut my ends and then they walk out with like bob cuts and they're like I I just asked you to cut the ends and then the hairdresser was like I just got what I wanted I don't trust them they try to be friendly and ask me about my day the nerve but they do over cut [Laughter] 100 if I don't like it I tell them they did the job like no [Laughter] I think you're wrong necessarily I don't even think it wrong I think you should absolutely there's nothing wrong with like letting your hairdresser know that you are not pleased with what they've done to your head it's a bit simpler for me my hair tends to be short so just shorten it again you're living the life master Cena oh my God when I there was like a brief period in time where I kept my hair short and let me tell you I completely understand like the ease oh my God the butterflies were a lie again oh it's a harsh world out there it is [Music] the hairdressers don't listen to you it's a cold cruel world where the hairdressers just look at your head and they're like imma do whatever the [ __ ] I want I wonder if a dog trimmer would do a poodle cut oh no I used to get talked for my haircut sometimes it works but cheaper no way no way okay am I am I fully healed right now that is not that is not that my fully healed checking button [Music] probably go for another cookie but I don't really wanna [ __ ] [Music] I we've lived in this cave for so long now for so long yeah if you know how to cut dog fur you know how to cut human for you [Music] he was first oh my God oh my gosh any day in Hell any day now we're gonna get out of this cave and it's gonna be freaking amazing speaking of games once again something that has nothing to do with anything um spelunking like not necessarily splunking might not be the word like cave exploring like uh going going into caves like crawling around in caves it sounds like fun it sounds like fun but oh my God I don't want to fight anything else I don't want that sort of splunking okay so then it is spelunking that is the word for it okay like uh so many enemies yes oh it's too much it's it's way too [ __ ] much and then we have to like fight like a thing at the end of the cave too it's a good thing that we have safe States actually I should do that right now I'm gonna use another safe state save slot five there we go okay perfect it's not real this one is completely my fault because I just sort of walked into it thinking it would be a real butterfly it's like going through a cave in Pokemon I have that Pokemon again Zoom back yes it's like we're being attacked by all on all sides by Zoom bats Zoom bats no matter where you go oh and now it's healing me I this is confusing it makes no sense but I'll take it am I free I believe I believe we're free we're almost there oh thank oh never mind I lied we're not almost there it's just more oh there's a chest over here there's soup in it you know we're probably about to need it right zoombots always Zoom bats the zoom bats keep coming and they don't stop coming that's for the Zoomers Maybe finally after six days we're progressing an earth why it took us a week to get anywhere oh my god oh the game that I wanted to that I landed to the list y'all I want to add inscription to the list of games that we can play um because we can play it on the PlayStation so it'll be fine it won't like freak the [ __ ] out on us and it's nice and creepy it's a nice creepy little game um you know I don't know I have faith that we'll be able to freaking um I don't I don't know like figure it out like if if I was on my own it's on my own playing a strategy card game can you win it though top whatever I was just about to say with company I think I can do it if I was sitting alone you know it might be difficult but with company I think it will it'll be good it'll be a good time uh saving uh slot six and let's go let's do this thing you finally got here this is the first year Sanctuary location but it's mine now take it for me if you dare oh uh I care about oh oh you're here to do this [Music] freaking I need a I go back to reading Romeo and Juliet as soon as I'm able to face me like a snake I will it's so nice to see you Noble uh we're finally making progress we're finally making progress on Earthbound we're doing we're doing good hopefully we don't die here uh hopefully that would suck but it seems like this is like a normal normal set of enemies [Music] oh excuse me I need to fight the ants in the back the ants keep healing [ __ ] them ants I'm about to get some bug spray and take care of these ants once and for all [Music] they just keep healing each other this is [ __ ] uh Goods yes and then let's try the soup let's see what the soup does ah okay it maxed me out perfect a hundred right now what's the new of my feet you really want the entire Bee Movie script huh oh wait I should be we should be specific about the the route that the B Movie script must be must be uh reading will a YouTube video suffice or must it happen on stream if it's happening on stream it I I don't know I feel like I can what is it called um provide a better viewing experience with a YouTube video because then I can put pictures it'll be easier to put in pictures and uh maybe even some animations like I say animations I mean very crude PowerPoint presentations video is fine okay perfect um there we go perfect perfect oh [ __ ] I'm dying no I'm fine HP oh it's okay it's okay this is what save states are for we're just gonna no that's the wrong Save State I'll load slot sex there we are and significantly less painful let's go [Music] oh [Music] oh I'm sorry I'm like scratching my leg hold on a minute okay we're good we're good we're good um [Music] excuse me [Music] let me drink some water really quickly I'm sorry foreign the sound that made Jesus fetus left feet of slave we can't go wrong with that with that exclamation explanation X oh my [ __ ] god explanation there we go a sport I'm sorry that sounds was like really [ __ ] gross I apologize [Music] freaking I need to remember to add a straw in my water bottle as to not accidentally make super gross sounds [Music] okay and then the other hand the other aunt and then we're freaking good to go you bone inscription I was talking about an inscription and we're gonna do it it's being added to the list it has already happened so fingers crossed fingers crossed we don't uh get two stuck because we're gonna get stuck oh you don't have a squiggly straw no I don't foreign I do not I do not I do not boy all right one more try one more try load okay one more go at this thing I feel good about this try this this is it this is the try right here and right now I hope oh my freaking did you all know this is really being stupid but you don't know that using Amazon Prime you can go on amazon.com and freaking um get fresh fresh produce delivered to your place it might be different um outside of the US but you can have so much fresh produce delivered directly directly to your place of home I'll pay your library please oh thank you thank you for returning those books man I appreciate it you gotta remember to turn them in on time what is it called yes yes yes which means which hypothetically means um does Amazon Prime do more than some you can you can freaking um have fresh produce delivered to your home um I'm trying to be stupid or or alternatively alternatively and more interestingly than that you can have fresh produce delivered to your home and oh laughs okay let me take a picture of it it's too much for me to write it's too much for me to write at once all right I'm breaking out I'm breaking out the grandma phone I'm breaking out my flip phone you know the picture's gonna be a little blurry because you know how it is with flip phones okay there we go it has been done uh what is it called which means because you can have fresh produce delivered to your home you can have like so many like fresh grapes I I I went on a trip I went on a trip the other day whilst whilst on the internet and I discovered that you can like hypothetically speaking um listen all I'm trying to say oh all enemies since when do we have this what the [ __ ] it's when are you kidding me what have we had this since when have we had this [Music] you know what I'll take it I'll I'll take it [ __ ] it okay that is so much damage oh my [ __ ] god I'm not even gonna heal I'm just gonna hit it again please tell me that it's dead it did we finished one of the ancient caves today what I'm trying to say what I'm trying to say with the Amazon Prime thing is did you all know that you can have two to 50 pounds of grapes delivered to your home 2 to 50 pounds of fresh grapes delivered to your home that is amazing think of all the things that you could do with that many grapes um thank you so much for the fits Gary I appreciate it oh but yes we did it we finally freaking did it and I'm just gonna I'm just gonna use the save states thing again uh because holy [ __ ] [ __ ] did you just buy 50 pounds of grapes you can't prove it you you if I did if I hypothetically did you cannot prove it I will never admit to such a thing also I I didn't I didn't buy 50 pounds of Crepes you know foreign thank you uh 200 pounds of fluffy leaves that will require a lot of yeast I love grapes but only green ones red ones are evil I don't buy that cheese you don't have proof okay Alex caught a glimpse of a small cute puppy Oh wrong button Alex soundstone recorded The Melody of the giant step oh I really like the sanctuary locations like a lot especially like as you get like further into the game it's uh it's nice they're nice little places okay I'm getting out of here we've done what we had to do the walk back though oh God the walk back [Music] and bottles that is indeed a footprint yes step on me oh my God I can't with you I only know one person losing their mind over this foot mark [Laughter] okay let me try not to get my ass kicked on the walk back so far so good oh my God I'm gonna I'm gonna [ __ ] [ __ ] my pants if we end up getting into a fight leave me alone leave me alone I'm not here I'm not here I'm not here I'm not here you don't see me you do not have eyes to perceive me with okay perfect better get ready I refuse I refuse I refuse I refuse oh we don't need to go back to the mirror right the mirror oh hey you the board says do not enter couldn't you read it no I'm illiterate what a rebellious kid come on to the onet police station later all right ownette police station police station as to not forget you are that John guy yes I'm 19 and I've never learned how to read laughs [Laughter] you know the freaking the teachers tried and I was like I'd rather just eat paper and glue my dude why why would I try and learn how to read when there's perfectly good stuff you're setting perfectly good snacks in front of me absurd ridiculous okay we're out of here we're we're out of this place we're out of this place we're out of the cave we're in the [ __ ] clear we're good to go so I'm Gonna Save but before I do that uh I think I'm gonna call it here um freaking because you know I've got the constitution of a grandma now so I've got to play it safe [Music] you can't stop me I can't read anyway yeah my boyfriend with a nice clue and teeth okay okay okay okay okay so thank you so much everybody first off and bye and for hanging out I appreciate it uh we're gonna be back Tuesday I almost said tomorrow but it's Tuesday probably doing this probably 50 50 chance 50 50 chance um what is a conclude moment to save I'm absolutely going to save uh what do you call I hope you all have an amazing rest of your day or the rest of your evening I'll see you all tomorrow bye

2023-02-11 17:13

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