چند شنبه با سینا | فصل سوم | قسمت 33 | دانـش سـارویی
Hi, I'm Sina Valiollah with another episode of Chandshanbeh from MBC Persia Honestly, I want to look on the bright side this week We talked about the bad things so much But we never talked about the good things We said the shortcomings but we never talked about the achievements It's true that dollar is above 30 thousand Pride is above 200 million Gold coin is about 20 million But to be fair, dollar could have been 100 thousand instead of 30 Pride could have been 2 billion but it's not And this is great! I don't want dollar to be 32 thousand if it's 32800 And not 50 or 60, it's because two weeks ago The central bank and some other places made some moves after an enactment Let me summarize it He said don't look at the mess we made Look at the mess we didn't make Because it could have been worse If someone stole your bag and mobile with a knife, you should thank them They could have stolen your pants too but they didn't Mr. Biden will have Midterm elections in a few months Economy is a priority all over the world Their economy is horrible and he blames it on Putin and war in Ukraine - What does it mean? - It means what a trowel you are! Didn't you blame the price of dollar on USA a minute ago? What do you expect from that poor guy? He can't even take the blame for his gas! The war in Ukraine, the prices around the world Different events that we have around us today But we don't see any of them as an obstacle Yes I wish Russia attacked Cyprus instead of Ukraine Then we were the only country whose economy was not affected Because we were never dependent on Cyprus Thank God we have reached a level in donkey production That we use them as economists Biden was begging in his messages during the final 48 hours You don't have to beg just die already! My hands are tied, the congress doesn't allow me to give points Don't react, the situation was so bad Yes, it's a long story I was with Mokhber and Ebi we were so many! Joe Biden was there too We told everyone that they reacted and you should say the same It's not good, yes They are mice behind the scenes and lions on the stage Behind or forward is not important it's an exciting scene The battle of lions and crackheads But unfortunately the army of delusional crackheads lost a lot of troops Yesterday, Mr. Abdolmaleki Minister of Labor, Cooperation and Social Welfare submitted his resignation to the president OK, now it's time to show that you can create employment with 1 million Toman But he showed that you can have a job without any degree or zeal You just have to know how to talk rubbish, then you can easily be a minister You know that the price of dollar has got nothing to do with sanctions? No, only you and your idiot friends knew that I don't know about the sanctions But if the White House's chef slams the door behind his back when he goes home Tomorrow the dollar will increase by 700 to 800 Tomans 10 to 15 countries are our main trading partners We could have had a financial contract with them Then USA could have suffocated itself with its sanctions Like what Ahmadinejad said tear its sanction bag A country where its economists quote Mahmoud instead of Adam smith Or Milton Friedman The only thing that will be torn is not the sanctions of USA It's people's pants Iran's economy is very large and with capacity You can't challenge an economy with bank or oil sanctions Which part of Iran's economy is this big? Our economy has a stomach? Iran's economy is like a powerful hero Your sanctions are like a 10 year old kid against this powerful hero With a fruit knife The only problem is that this kid with his knife Slaughtered the hero and his guts are all over the place Our hero only knows how to brag and bluff! Foreign investment is a big lie all over the world Yes, foreign investment is a global lie! But Iran's Lamborghini and parking in Korea that couldn't fit a car Are the biggest truths in the world Like the language of Western civilization Western civilization will be destroyed America and Western Europe will turn into poor countries America and Europe are already poor and ruined! But not on the earth in the news of our TV The lifespan of Iranians has increased by 50 percent If anyone told you what did Iran do for us? Tell them it increased your life by 50 percent Who is he talking to? Show us the people who are listening to him With Pride, COVID, Plasco and Metropol If you didn't exist, it would have been 90 percent, not 50 Everyone was Jannati But don't worry, there is a new law And that 50 percent will soon be minus 50 percent The law on the use of weapons by the armed forces was approved by the National Security Commission of the parliament The bill will make it easier for the armed forces and security forces to use firearms and fire them They had a difficult job before They only could shoot 1500 people in the head and feet But now they can shoot their whole body and not only in the protests But in amusement parks and restaurants! A young couple who went to Pardisan Park with their 11-month-old child for fun Were shot by a patrol officer This so good! Now you can take your kids to the park And in addition to the games that you play They can also see gun plays in real life! Park is park! It's not Bank Safe Deposit Box that you can leave! There is a video system in a few places But thank God, Melli Bank had this system Thank God? When they steal the most secure place in the bank in broad daylight You have to hold a funeral for that bank not saying thank God It took them 14 hours to steal what was inside the bank When an economist says that dollar not reaching 50 thousand is an achievement Then he is right to say robbery is equal to their bank's safety! We were informed on Monday after the holidays If the vacation was a few days longer, you would not notice? If you don't go there personally you won't notice? No, be sure about it The security of the society has become such that thieves can rob the bank for fun soon They can go to one of the good branches during the Nowrouz holidays for 2 weeks And spend the 13th day in the safe and nothing will happen In the best case scenario, they will know about the robbery on the 14th day! But only if the 14th is not Friday! Bank had 8 layers of security in place 8 layers? Then the gap between the layers was so big that the thieves could fit in! Book locks that the police approved... Book lock? People don't even lock their bicycles with that! Hiding our money in the pillow is safer than the bank's box! Apologize at least! Sometimes it's not bad to surrender! We are serious Did you think that if you issue a resolution in the Board of Governors We will withdraw from our positions? No! What fool expects you to do the right thing? In the name of God and the grand nation of Iran We won't take a single step back The way he shouted in the name of God I thought he is going to read his essay about how did you spend your summer Without retreating! We won't let the economy of our people Wait for the smile or frown of the foreigners! Never, Economy...
Why did he got excited? Yes our economy is not waiting for anything It's just looking for China or Russia's order And recently, the love of the president of Venezuela Venezuelan President the love between Iran and Venezuela does not depend on distance Of course! Didn't you see how Mahmoud went on an odyssey to embrace the former president's mother? And if God forbid, anything happens to you Be sure that Ebi will be with your mother in a matter of seconds He will comfort her As they say, if you want Ebi's love in Tehran Don't be sad about Chavez's mother! During the official visit of Nicolas Maduro to Iran A comprehensive 20-year cooperation agreement was signed between the two countries No, don't call it an agreement Agreement is for dear Russia and China who will rob us for 25 years You can have a concubine at most! The details of this agreement are still under wraps But IRNA, the official news agency of Iran has said that These collaborations are supposed to be in the political, military, tourism economic, oil and petrochemical fields Just these? - Do we have any other fields? - No! I told Mr. Raeisi that we lived during hard times And we had a lot of difficulties And we tolerated the attacks of the imperialism But we reached this stage through our resistance Bravo Resistance is hard, very hard! Especially resistance against understanding If you leave the country to a cow It will understand after a few years that with shouting and sanctions The situation will stay like this forever! High inflation has pushed Venezuela's economy to the brink of collapse The International Monetary Fund estimates that Venezuela's inflation rate this year - Will be 10 million percent - What's the problem? You don't have an expert there? Bring him to TV to say America wanted the inflation to reach 10 billion percent But our revolutionary government kept it at 10 million percent The economic situation in this country, which was once the richest country in Latin America Is so bad that people turned to trading with goods instead of using money Our idol in success is now trading goods with goods They still have work to do to reach caves and hunting boars! The next Hugo Chavez will lead them to that path! The young people of Iran and Venezuela Must know that the future is equal the world will be fair And it will stand against imperialism Aren't these words a little familiar? He is the son of Ahmadinejad! I was sure that he won't settle with a kiss and a hug when he goes there! On the 18th of July, we will have direct flights from Tehran to Caracas And we will promote tourism Think about tourism in Venezuela Send Hoda Rostami to a fam trip to that country She knows her stuff, he will present the island of cannibals in such a way That tourists will go there in order to get eaten and never come back Venezuela showed that it will stand against the attacks of our enemies And imperialism They had a great resistance Yes it was great but in getting destroyed They use that country as an example for destruction But the most illiterate president in the world, didn't study this part So he's right to know the president of the poorest country in the world As the symbol of resistance If the parliament wants to stop the country from turning into Venezuela And Budget deficit which leads to inflation Then it must act today Stop for what? When we turned into North Korea in terms of freedom And China in terms of economy and Russia in terms of politics What's the problem of being like Venezuela in terms of currency? Iran has decided to turn these sanctions into opportunities - In order to progress - Iran decided that? I think he studied until Kobra's decision Therefore he is deciding for people But the problem is that his decisions are worse than Kobra Let's hope... Let's hope he does not read Petrous the brave Because God knows what he will put inside the people! The reports that we have about Venezuela today Is that they have overcame super inflation and the economy is growing now You have reports of Venezuela? You find out about your country on Fridays Metropol crashed down and you announced it one week later The Melli Bank's box was stolen and you found out 4 days later How did you find out about Venezuela which is on the other side of the world? You know magic I guess? I will send your regards to the dead and injured and their families He will say hi to the dead I told you he is serving the dead not the poor, this is it! This means that not only the living But also the dead will experience the sweet taste of justice soon! Non Confidential - Hi! - How are you? - How are you? - How's everything? Great What? Your throat? COVID? No, no it's not COVID Monkeypox? - Monkeypox is funny? - Not at all Don't laugh Siyamak - What's up? - You talked about the country in monologue And you ask what's up? - They are all sad news - You must consider something Don't go to the park all of a sudden! Just this! Some people used to think that park is a place for having fun And playing with water and things like that but thank God They all got what they deserved park is a place for gun play OK? You must know...
So park is not for having fun We kill panthers when we want to capture them alive Now think about a person we want to kill You should know where you are going Go to Venezuela Go to park there, because he talks about resistance in Iran But they can go to the beach with hungry stomachs They pay 800 million and go to the beach They get tanned, but at least they can go to the beach! Let's go watch Cheezmeez Fam Trip Cheez! Do something about tourism Our exciting tourist attractions are all going to waste! We will tell them to establish a knowledge-based tourism jihadi camp now! Sweet taste of justice Put on your swim suits, we will go to the sea What? You are so rude - Are you in charge here? - Bravo your English is great - Yes - What is this place? Lut Desert? No, it's Zayandeh Roud Sit under the sun, the president ordered this place to be revived The water will come soon This is one of the oldest forests... Unfortunately we have reached the villa of Mr. Forest Eater Let's go to the mountain Mr. Mountain Eater Let's go to the beach Mr. Beach Eater
Forget about the nature let's go see the animals This is the largest herring in the open waters of Iran There is only one left in the world Why is it like this? I don't know, you told us to catch it alive and put it in a cage I think the cloth prevented the air from getting in and it suffocated I will order an investigation this is suspicious These ruins are one of our ancient antiquities This place is over 7000 years old and after... 7000 thousand? This place was built 3 months ago Don't go there, the rest might fall down Forget it, let's go, I will show you a great tourist attraction Subject Finder Shadi, tell me about the talents People with great talents who... - They are so many! - Yes One of the great artists that I want to introduce this week He is a rap, hip hop artist and also a producer - He produces his own works? - Yes and others! AZI, can I go there? He is here, hello! Hello Shadi and Sina how are you? Thanks dear Shall I talk about how I started? Yes, how did you start rap? You started with other artists, tell us about it When did you start? About 8 years ago, when I was 13 I was socially awkward and I expressed myself through music, kind of I managed to grab the attention of some artists from the start And I worked with them And I had some titles in remix and talented producer competitions And that allowed me to get in touch with better artists One of them was Queen Music who helped me a lot in music Queen Music was here a few weeks ago she is so talented Interesting, you worked with her too! Yes and she helped me a lot She gave me so much motivation and I worked with other artists I worked with artists in Iran and also outside I had an official remix with puzzle band a while ago I decided to focus more on Iran's market because I worked internationally before But I decided to focus more on Iran and now I'm here Why? Everyone wants to work with international markets But you are the opposite You were successful internationally and now... Why did you made this decision? When I work with Iranians there is more intimacy And we had great times, we made music in a studio It's a different feeling which is not with foreigners So you are a social guy you love intimacy It got better through music it was really bad before We help you work on your social skills And work in any market that you like whether it's Iran or another country I saw some different tracks that you produced The song that you want to play for us today, is it yours or someone else? The song I will play for you today is called lonely We made it about a year ago with Queen Music But we are doing this together And I hope you like it and it will release soon and you can hear it We will surely love it thank you AZI Thanks for being here clap for him - Thanks - Start the game from there Shadi Let's see how much they win this week you saw last week, he got the whole box You will make us go bankrupt Lucky Box Thanks, welcome to the lucky box People of Bushehr conquered the lucky box during the last few weeks Let's see where our participant is from this week Hi dear, introduce yourself Hi Shadi, I'm Nazanin from Qods Hi Nazanin, welcome! Thanks for calling do you have anyone with you? Yes my family and my friend Family and friends? So you have a party today! Yes What did you cook for them? Nothing, I will take them out to dinner if I win this prize Seriously? OK, I'm sure you will win Which box has the highest amount in your opinion? Which box has the 7 million And you can ask your friends and your husband My friends don't say anything but I'm stuck between 5 and 8 5 and 8? Your friends just want dinner They don't care Yes, say a number that if you don't win with it At least it keeps your reputation 5 - 5? - 6 Their neighbors said 6 we keep 6 for your neighbor Keep 6 for her, because of her neighbor Choose 3 more fast, rapidly first one! 1, open it forget what I said! Open 1 first 70 thousand, bravo! One of the low amounts 2? You said 2 Open 2 for her 700 thousand, not bad! It's OK, you are getting all the sevens I hope the next is not 7 million - Open it - Open 3 You said 3? You sure? Yes Bravo, OK What do we have? 30, 100 thousand 1, 3 and 7 million We will buy it for 1 million and 500 thousand What do you say? You sell? number 6 Continue? - Yes - OK So 4 more boxes now one by one First 4 4? You are moving in order! 3 million! You lost it it's OK You still have 1 and 7 million next? 9 Open 9 1 million You still have 7 million, don't worry what did you want to cook for dinner? - I wanted to take them out - Out? No you must make it at home an egg or something OK Another box Another? 8 Open it for her and her friends Bravo! OK, another? Another? 7 Open 7 Bravo, no it seems like your guests... OK, 30 thousand and 7 million Will you sell it for 3 million and 500 thousand? 3 million and 500 thousand? - Or do you want to change? - I don't know, should I? You can change it too Change? Shadi I have guests here you should help - They want dinner - It's a risk, change it No, I don't know - Siyamak, any opinions? - Siyamak? - Forget it? - I don't want to talk - Change? - I don't know, it's her luck He doesn't know, he is right we don't know But I will take care of you with a question Change it, take the risk no one change the box! - It's fun! - Change it - You change it? - What do you say? Yes change it OK This is for you Open 6 first God, don't ruin me! They got it now! They are clapping Your screams had a little delay You won 7 million Nazanin which restaurant will you go? Thanks, invite us too! - Sure - Enjoy it! I'm so happy you called us The control room will tell you how you can get your prize You're welcome, thanks And if you want to be in the lucky box sign up on Sundays using the link I post in my stories And stay tuned Casual What happened? Are you a director? A photographer? What are you doing? I wanted to see whether you are photogenic or not Do you have to say? Yes because I'm photogenic No, an expert must say not you No it's not like that you want an expert? - Yes - OK Our guest tonight Is one of the best photographers in Iran Danesh Saroee Welcome Thank you - Is she photogenic? - Tell the truth Who is more photogenic Who is photogenic? We will decide the best later When I saw Shadi with these colors From her shoes to her dress and her make up, all are brilliant And a thing about you that I always tell my friends about Is that I don't how Sina puts on his tie it's exactly above the buckle of his belt This is one of my successes - You have to tell me - It takes a lot of work I was trying to keep my tie above my belt It kept going up and down it's a little bit hard Experience and expertise are the most important things here... It's not simple like photography! - Welcome - He loves talking about ties! He got excited Welcome, I'm so happy to see you Finally we got you here 3 years ago! It's been 3 years, but it was COVID's fault Exactly One professional question other than being photogenic Do you consider yourself a sews photographer? Or a nature photographer model photographer Or an artist? Which branch do you like the most and you consider yourself an expert? I think, in all the different genres that I worked in The most interesting one was taking photos of people Either modeling, or news or ordinary portraits In general, a human in a photo can be a collection of many things For example, any person that you look at can be a collection of the stories they read Or the music they listened or the dances that they had The trips they went And when you take a photo of them you put them all in a frame How can you do that? It's not simple, unless you know them in a specific way If you know person, it's easier If you don't know them The first contact that you have with them can help you reach that level And if I can't make a connection with my subject The people who will see that photo won't feel that connection too The final audience will not feel that contact The connection between the subject and the photographer Will make that photo interesting for the audience? This will happen, you can create that feeling behind the camera lens You can convey the vibe that you had when you took that photo Exactly, people can be happy, angry or even sad They may cry, if you can get that feeling from the person You can put it in the photo And the person who will see that photo in the future Can get the same feeling that you got when you took it It's so strange, it seems so scientific and fictional But it will happen easily, the click is not just the photo that you take It's the click between you and that person You may see someone and don't feel any connection with him or her That photo will never be good never What if it's an order? You have to take a photo from a politician - Or a celebrity - A famous person I try to tickle them and extract the photo that I want, make them show themselves I was taking pictures of Sarkozy in Haiti The previous president of France Nicolas Sarkozy I was the only person who got the permission To go the ruined France embassy and take a picture of his group and others Photographers of Channel 1,2 and 4 of France were outside And the reason they allowed me was that I'm the special photographer of Red Cross International Red Cross And I was wearing T shirt and on that T shirt There was a statement from John Truman, one of the presidents of USA He said that Translate it please I am the president of the most powerful nation in the world I get orders from nobody except photographers And when Sarkozy saw my T shirt He said...
- Who is this guy? - The relationship was ruined You have to make a connection but I destroyed it How did you make it? Was it a good photo or not? What happened? They were some interesting pictures one of them turned into a caricature He is standing there and his shadow turned into a caricature It's so interesting, you have to see it later Different people who took his picture.... He has so many guards and security around him - It's so difficult - Why? I don't know and they are all special forces It's worse than the president of USA or at least it's at his level He has a lot of guards Still? No, when he was a president I thought he is the head of the Mafia and he still has those guards Maybe he is afraid of the photographers? - Maybe - He said photographers were outside And only Danesh went in, because of his T shirt and Red Cross international They wouldn't let him in that T shirt got him into trouble Let's go to the control room we will return We are here with Danesh What was the most difficult subject that you had until now? Was it a model? An actor? A politician? You said you took a photo of... The emperor of Japan But the most difficult person that I took a photo of Was my mother Really? Why? She had a really charismatic personality She never laughed in order to keep us polite She never joked with us Taking a photo of this person was so difficult And when I got the pictures I couldn't touch them for a long time I couldn't publish them I couldn't do anything with them because they made me so sad I couldn't go to Iran, it was hard And she couldn't travel easily too And the thing that happened... The day I got my passport so I could go to Iran and see my sick mother She died the next day My brother called and told the news I got there before they buried her Unfortunately, I wanted to burn that passport It was useless, a passport that could allow me to and see my mother A person who is... how can I say?
A lot of our life is back there A part of us is here And when our parents want to come here and spend some time with us We don't have time for them I'm so sorry and I say this here to the people The people who can have their parents here spend more time with them - I talked so much - No, you said an interesting point And it was very effective How difficult was your life in Sweden? When did you leave Iran? How long did it take until you got used to it Because I know you are good in Sweden And everyone knows you as a... An expert photographer at least in my opinion I want to know how difficult it was tell us about it When you immigrate from one country you are an immigrant forever We can never belong to that country Therefore you can't say the difficulties are over today When you reach a level... Other people are a level above you You always have this battle The people of that country will never see you as their equal If you are here and there is another guy called Charles Charles is always... Sina must work 10 times harder than him In order to be at the same position as Charles The prince? Which Charles? If you mean the prince... I have to work so hard for that I must persuade the Queen that I'm his son, not Charles Make me a queen... sorry, not queen Prince! Because making me a queen requires a lot of work Shadi is still thinking about the story of your mother Thanks for saying You're welcome Tell us one of the interesting things that happened to you during photography A story that even if it was hard back then It's funny now I have a good one because we talked about Charles and the Queen I came here for the wedding of Prince William and Kate On behalf of Sweden agencies - Why didn't you invite me? - I didn't know! - You had to take me - Sorry Take Shadi if there was another ceremony anniversary, weddings...
No difference, Charles, the Queen One of the members of the royal family take her There is a place called pool for the photographers They make a place that you can climb and take photos Take photos of the people who come in order of their rank The Queen, then the husband and wife and then the others If I stood there and took photos My photos would look like the others there were 100 people up there I came down and I saw people who were there for days And they were behind the fences in West Minister And Big Ben was behind them They were standing there, waiting for the people who come out the church They passed there on chariots Some girls were standing there and I couldn't get close to the fence I told them please scream for me on the count of 3 Then the people in the chariots will look here They said are you serious? I said yes, scream! When the Queen's chariot came I said scream, 1, 2, 3 They all looked here and I took the pictures Prince William and Kate came the same thing happened They told Prince William and Kate that when the chariot is moving You wave this way and you wave this way This is the only photo in which they both look to the same side Bravo... I remember you said in your Instagram That one of the hardest photos you took was of the king of Sweden Because they don't look you in the eye But you managed to take a picture of him and his guest When they both looked at your camera lens When they are taking pictures... There are a lot of photographers there they scream and shout The emperor was walking and when I saw him I took my hat off for him They both looked at me and I took the picture Bravo I showed them respect and I took their photo You don't have to shout you just grab their attention So interesting You have to click and do something in that moment And you have to be professional and take that picture Not just take off your hat and then fail in taking the picture They will just say look at him! You will take that picture instead One last question before our game of shooting Because photographers call what they do shooting! But we have another shooting for you a different question Given the fact that the cameras on our smart phones Are like a good lens of a professional camera with a separate lens And they can compete with that And we have so many photographers a lot of people have an Instagram page And take photos, for you as a professional photographer with years of experience - What do you think about it? - I love it It's so interesting, when the number of the photographers increase I have to increase my distance from them I should study more, work more pay attention more And I'm like a runner, when I look back I know I have to run more There are so many people behind me And I welcome them and I think others should welcome them too I think when the number of photographers increase It will turn into a good competition Don't assume that you will lose your job, no You have to so skillful That even when we have so many photographers you still get contracts Great Stay tuned with shooting! Break Time OK my good friends We have reached shooting but not with a camera With a gun, real shooting shooting with a camera is child's play That's not shooting, that's ridiculous shooting is picking up a gun And shoot these cups in 1 minute I hope you aim like you aim with a camera Ready? - 3, shoot the blue ones - 2, 1 - You have balls? - He loaded it so much! No, it doesn't It does? Hurry up Bravo Sina is ahead! Again Bravo 30 seconds Mine won't shoot! They all go one way 5 seconds 4 Mine won't shoot! Danesh won He still has 2 cups - Why do I keep the time then? - I don't know It's his rules He still can't... Forget it, it's over You can't Let me hit one It's his show, he has to win Clap for Danesh Unfortunately, you got lucky - Yes, very lucky - He got lucky, my gun was stuck! - It got stuck - Yeah! We gave you 3 minutes, then 4 minutes You even took his gun but you couldn't you are unlucky - Bravo - That was the problem 100 percent, I will show you real shooting with a camera Because real shooting is with a camera You had a shooting in your show in Dubai it was so great It was a real gun Max Amini was our guest He said Sina is a murderer! - You were great - We had so much fun Thanks for coming - Thank you - It was great Come and take a couple of photos of us compensate for this mess! Stay tuned, thank you! The last chord - Shadi - What do we have tonight? Tonight's performance is one of the great songs of Fereydoon Foroughi And Arash Sezavar wrote the lyrics - Great - I wish him the best, let's see! Siyamak Ghame Tanhaei Bravo Bravo Siyamak So great I love it when they remake these old songs - They are so good - Do it more! - I will go to Venezuela now - No sit down Before she goes to Venezuela If you want to watch us online YouTube, Twitter, Instagram Facebook And Telegram of MBC Persia My YouTube channel is still breaking records Bravo We have some vulgar videos there Shadi will post tonight's picture in her page, and I will too Leave a comment about the show and goodnight
2022-06-19 10:27
