can a smart home be too smart let's talk about that [Music] good mythical summer and please welcome youtube commentator extraordinaire and member of our mythical creator accelerator jarvis johnson yeah give us one of these double check yeah yeah yeah glad to finally get you in here man yeah happy to be here yeah we're gonna be talking about smart tech what is the smartest piece of technology you got in your home um i have i have one of those lights that you can control with an app in my living room so like if i want to watch a scary movie maybe i'll make it red oh you know the color of blood that's cutting it that's the scariest color there are there's some others i can see you can put behind your television i have that too you got that too same app same app everything's oh everything's pretty i almost got one of those and then i forgot to follow through and get it if i'm being honest the led strip it started falling off of my tv so it was behind the tv and now it's kind of just like a little in the corner dangling in the back which is extra scary i still think it's still smarter than in our homes as far as i know but there is this trend on tick tock where people are showing off tons of smart tech and accessories in their homes so we thought we could take a look at this high-tech stuff and decide if it's really necessary or just dumb tick-tock fuel your game oh absolutely me absolutely as well it's time for smart home tech it's crazy i want it i need it does that robot goldfish need to be feeded okay i've got a video that i'm going to show you guys uh this is from a tick-tock account called my korean home it's not my korean home that's just the name of the this isn't your account right and we actually don't know do you have a career uh now that i know of i'm making lots of investments though uh no i don't know i don't know we don't know exactly whose home this is because they basically just aggregate a bunch of different videos so this is someone's korean home okay all right let's see if we think any of this stuff is useful or not here we go tell me you love technology without telling me you'll have a couple little dogs wet dogs she's drying herself that's just a dryer no don't be afraid what what okay i'm gonna go back a couple i'm gonna go back a frame here you're gonna cook the dogs no like that that looks super scary but this is fake guys it's not a fire it's not real fire it's just steam and light no heat what no actual fire so the benefit is that it kind of looks like fire yeah if that if that's a benefit to you okay yeah it's something i was looking for an expensive way to display a fake fire how expensive is it well we couldn't find this exact one we found one uh a similar steam fireplace for 710. wait what a steal yeah where do i sign there's no heat that comes from the dogs don't know the difference though they're dumb okay let's keep going wait open puppies look at this thing this is a washing machine for smaller apartments that don't have washing machines and you know what i'm going a step further i got one what congratulations rhett so uh so it goes down yeah yeah yeah yeah and that's violent so it's just that size and then you just go in and fold it up like this my dirty uh tank top that you saw me in earlier uh and boy my chalky underwear from all my all the street art i mean you got it and then uh you just take your carafe i got so many people living in my house that like our laundry loads are huge yeah so it actually is dissolving that detergent and then eventually there's like a spin cycle where you put this thing in but um yeah so far i'm on team i don't think i need this even if i lived in a small place i think that i just think uh i could use a bucket and a spoon just as effectively once you wash something you gotta dry it right well as you can see in the video they've taken care of that as well okay you think that's a suitcase for a nice little trip nope it is actually a dryer they cut through this magnificent device and then immediately away well you know what no worries i have it here oh so it's like a it's a travel suit okay i'm gonna have to get up go back there now as you can see i put my the shirts that i've been having doing all my sweaty business in you do your chalk art in a button-up well because i want to look refined just business up top party on the bottom and then you just zip that right up again this thing what started as a suitcase where's the suitcase that holds what um there's nothing to make it into it if you take this on a trip you are basically just taking a suitcase that you can't put anything else in on your trait just but just for this moment where you might need to get your your shirts going so there you go you can see the the dryer has started so that says 30. you can go 30 minutes 60 minutes 90 minutes i believe so i don't know uh if there's heat settings because i don't understand the language that the instructions are in now what would be the ideal situation where you would use this you're on your way to your room you've you fall in the pool yep but you've got a nice engagement in just 30 60 or 90 minutes yeah you don't have a lot you don't have enough time to air dry no and you don't have a hairdryer that you can use but you do have enough time to set this up yeah how long does this take to set up because i think we weren't willing to do it basically i've got some little vents here in the back that i can stick my finger in i feel like if i just put a hairdryer in a closet in a hotel and just hung my clothes up the exact same thing would happen there's got to be a device too where you just ah okay so it's pretty hot it's just not hot at all i'm gonna stick my head in yeah you could get like what a perm it's no warmer inside here than it is outside here see if you go to jarvis's channel channels go to any of them you'll see there's a there's a level of class contemplation he doesn't have to resort to this type of stuff put going head first in a dumb product it does seem kind of fun though so you have to try this remember he's got like elevated opinions on things okay just because i don't want to leave you waiting i will let you see the rest of this video now the other things that happen there's a toothpaste machine there's a soap dispenser there's a glasses cleaner next to the bed and there's a little look at that a phone like a wireless charger and then you hit your music also a bluetooth speaker question mark okay so is there anything in that video that you think is worth the investment uh two cute puppies in rain gear absolutely not nothing all right i got one to show you this is like a day in the life wedding anniversary make her enjoy her day like a queen oh that was an automatic door yeah that's pretty cool and that i don't know what these things are that's going into this blender but check this out all of a sudden yes the freaking blender did you did you hear that there was nothing to hear wants to put the cover over it it was like a freaking sound dampening blender stealth blender yes that's useful i'm telling you i mean i'm the first one up i got to make my smoothie i'm waking up everybody with our [Music] just goes away can you put one of those over yourself just i mean that let him have it come on man i mean right over the head what's it like to be just like a solo youtuber you don't have to put up with stuff like that yeah it's kind of great actually now that i'm seeing this i'm like you don't need it up close all right so see sound dampening and then this is some drawer thing with egg bites in it or something check this out i have it here what was that a microphone no this is a um a pill a uh it's not a beats pill it's in a bluetooth speaker it's an 80.
cleaner sanitizer for food it utilizes quote high energy hydroxyl ion purification technology to degrade harmful substances like residual pesticides in germs first of all i'm not one to like clean my carrots you know whenever i want to eat a carrot it's a bit of a self-report you know you don't have to tell on yourself like that as much as i like to clean things i i'm just like strawberries do i really need to rinse these things again you don't want to be known as a manager clean this carrot on a regular basis guys clean your carrots and then you just throw it in there how are we supposed to see that the vegetables get cleaner the worst thing about this is that like you just have to take them at their word yeah links he just threw away both tomatoes by the way right that's not a feature of the device i just it yeah if it would just like make tomatoes disappear i would love it how long you have to leave it in there i don't know until it looks clean and then you like have to turn your pepper in order i mean that one side of the pepper wasn't getting clean yeah so instead of washing the pepper which would take i don't know 15 seconds you have to like watch this pool it's not even nearly as exciting here in person as it is in the video look at that i think they sped it up so i don't know they might have sped it up they're speeding through things pretty quickly it's a it's a bit of a letdown yeah i'm not too i'm not too impressed and then there's no way to really know if it's working now that's some sort of uh air freshener for your fridge and then you got this stackable steamy thing okay what's happening in there he's getting everything ready for his wife on the end of the right she wakes up in a few hours yeah she ain't awake yet so so so that is like a it's like a heated place setting oh my god and look nine o'clock why finally finally finally come on run her under the bus and then oh she's got her own tech she begins her slimming timing oh come on dude meanwhile exercise yeah i don't know why it has to be like that yeah slimming exercise meanwhile dudes over here vacuuming her spot in the bed like i don't know what i finally moved and i was able to hide to clean out and clean that up after that look at all the junk he sucked out of her side of the bed this is all over my wife's body yeah because of her slimming exercises i have this the morphe richards furniture vacuum you know i take my vacuum at home and i'll put it up on top of the couch yeah yeah that's normal you relate to this good i do okay thank you because here's the thing these devices are so hyper specific you know what i mean like most of us just have a vacuum yeah but you could have a vacuum for your vegetables you could have a vacuum for your mattress yeah really everything's kind of a vacuum yeah think about it i'm gonna turn it on and it's got a uv light like i'm gonna tilt it up see how there's a uv light if i go too far it'll blind you nope it turns off oh safety feature so it has this um uv sterilization that's happening while it's sucking up stuff you can take it up a notch can you rub it directly on your wife oh so it's got it's just a vacuum cleaner let's be real see the thing about the uv light promise is does it actually do i want to see a s i want to see a report on whether or not a before and after yeah yeah uh i can tell that it is it's visibly picking things up if you need peace of mind about bed bugs or you seem to be really having a good time and enjoying yourself you want to take that thing home i love to vacuum man yeah i'm definitely very therapeutic let's open this puppy up take a look inside just like he did yeah none of that was planted ahead of time your wife's gray hair just came right off her body now suck it right back up inception and then link just does this on repeat for the rest of his life i'm in a loop i'm in a vacuum loop and i think that one okay now you're just kind of blowing dirt yeah i think it may have gone in your mouth oh there it is oh you all right i just got sucked into the vacuum oh let me out and then that's gone i mean i've seen it happen to other crews countless others it's a vacuum it's a tiny vacuum too what else we got here he makes up the bed oh it washes the mirror what's happening in the toilet he's depositing why do you have to use that word is he like preparing for his slimming wife to come take a dookie it's like oh she's gonna love this everyone knows the real slimming exercise is taking a dog uh this is the sinkhoff toilet gel stamp this air freshener for your toilet 17 bucks on amazon and it looks cool and it gives like your kids something to aim at i need to put that in my boys bathroom no lie i'm telling you right now they never hit the toilet this gives them a little target right and then of course he wraps things up by um by being exhausted because he's he served his wife one day out of the year yeah come on man three hours of work he's like wow this is tough i'm kind of getting exhausted with technology but at the same time i'm hungry for more and i've got just that it just so happens that my video comes from my korean home account as well no it's not it's not it's a different it's a different greenhouse it's a different okay or you know they put together a lot of different homes not necessarily that are ostensibly in korea though we don't know it's just the name of the account just so we're clear and just to set the stage here um you ever get drunk never not definitely not on the internet uh well our protagonist today it comes home drunk and they walk into their highly technological mansion they're very smart homes yeah let's start i came back home a little drunk last night whoa trouble stumble kicking off the shoes oh that's a door oh wow did you see did you see the floor at that entrance yeah it's just a little bit of tile it like cuts off just enough tile um okay so we open up our gigantic doors and then we spray ourselves and all we know is that it emits a nice blue light and something else it's got a tank um and it's also right here wow [Applause] i really felt like i was vaporizing you morgan can you make us disappear so okay so this is the nano spray machine it's meant to clean various surfaces uh none of which are actually shown in these videos they're always spraying their own clothes with them watch yourself uh but it could also be used for furniture cars but it's just wash your car just with this little device then the blue light doesn't do anything it looks nice the blue light doesn't do anything um it they also say that you can spray it and then walk away without wiping that's it's just not approved by the fda well you know what i actually i'd use like a fine mister on my hair that's one of my secrets so the blue light lets you see the mist yeah this is a great way if you go you know we've got curly hair that has a tin how do you cut it off has a tendency to get straight again you just do a little bit of how much is this uh so this retails for about twenty dollars on amazon okay not sponsored i have to say that it's meant to you know you spray things and then walk away but it's just water so it operates on the assumption that you can just mist a little bit of water on something and then it's clean spray it and forget it wouldn't that be nice but i think that if you're if you're drunk you just don't you don't want to have to do a bunch of this yeah hit it once right because like the whole thing is that you're drunk and you don't want to do a lot of work so let's watch our protagonists continue to do a lot of things after they go watch cleaner you got a dirty watch i mean well i've got just a thing for that introducing the comfy glasses cleaner so this device is it's very special it uses ultrasonic something to shake the water really fast to like agitate the dirty oils and things on your glasses to clean them oh you may is this like legit i mean it's got to be legit tech i mean well it's 30.99 on amazon so i'm going to go ahead and say it's legit he was watching watching his watch right but we saw earlier you can wash your glasses yeah which if you look at i mean my glasses are dirty they're not going to wash as far as you can i see like hairs and you're usually pretty on top of that i need a wash well today's your lucky day i'm just going to throw them in here gingerly and uh and then is there a button we press i think you just hope for the best oh yeah yes so even a drunk person can figure it out oh yeah look at it shaking oh wow look at that oh good oh my gosh what is it it's taking there's so much stuff coming off of your glasses it's a lot i can't see it what's happening guys look at this all this the part that was touching your nose it's got like human oils on it yeah unbelievable this is the coolest thing that's happened today i mean this is pretty cool and it seems pretty practical oh watch out you're blocking the view for what you can you see that guys can you see it mom before it all goes away look at that you get a bunch of stuff on your glasses man i you know i get it i i didn't wear my glasses today because they were too dirty right yeah you know you'd be running into a glasses cleaning machine yeah what if i reached in here and as i pulled it out it just disintegrated entirely all right see it looks like it looks like it's but it made the water very cloudy compared to what it was but it's not shaking anything off so let's see if these are actually cleaner look at everything that came off of your glasses it is cloudy it looks like milk almost there's still a there's stuff that came off of the outside i think but the lenses themselves are not that clean i don't know i feel like the fact that you're already going to a paper towel it's not a you know you got to dry it off no i'm with you there so i'm just drying it i'm not trying to do it but if anything comes off you know while drying it then that's just a bonus yeah look at how dirty they still are yeah they're still completely i don't know if you can tell but you know what it did change the outside of your glasses like there was some like deposits on the on the sides yeah yeah we did see the we were talking earlier about the deposits yeah it feels like i didn't want to sing it yeah yeah i haven't cleaned the uh the frame yeah well yeah so i it did do something and for how much i think what if i just kept raising it for only 750. i i think i want to keep this in our little place over there and i will pay you this this little place our secret place cleaning clothes no we'll never tell you where it is that's that's the best thing man it is at least cool like it gives a fun visual what else does he do i don't know let's find out hey look at how drunk he is he's getting some strong he has a pretty stacked fridge can we just say yeah that's a lot that's a lot of coke what is this another another one to clean you can't well there's anyone upstairs oh and to get his knives he's still drunk there's no way you eat like this yeah don't operate knives when you just yeah what no way oh and don't touch that a toothpick yeah you don't want to touch all of them to get your one toothpick i guess these people have so many devices i just don't have this many devices i mean listen the tick tock of me coming home drunk would be like really boring it would be like ah are we gonna have no rex let's not have sex let's wait until tomorrow night cool story yeah that's basically all it would be whoa okay yeah you just fall well jarvis uh thanks thanks for letting me show you my home your korean home yeah that was you dude that was me i get pretty drunk guys i want to share some of my nighttime routine with you all i mean oh this is the ticket right here this is this is the thing that i'm intrigued about i'm going to continue to test it i feel like this is qvc now when i'm like you can get this for the low low price of 450 i think you had the most useful products to be honest with you i'm gonna have to agree with you we're gonna think of you every morning when we use this crap not the way it's intended yeah maybe not the best thing for this product jarvis thanks for hanging out check out jarvis's channel it's called jarvis johnson yes keep it simple thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell now you say you know what time it is you know what you know what time it is yep good mythical morning my name is alexander and i come from tampa florida and it's time to spin the wheel of mythicality wow i didn't know what that was okay okay yeah we agree click the top link to watch us figure out what some wacky ai generated photos are in good mythical mode and to find out where the willamette fatality is gonna land knee mythical merch in a hurry try amazon.com mythical for grooming logo wear and reissued designs delivered with lightning fast prime shipping
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