I Pimp My VR Headset Using Temu Crap

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in this massive bag of crap that looks like I  stole it off of shanty town Santa Claus is a   bunch of temu garbage to turn my quest three from  this stock loser form into this beast but first   today's video is sponsored by the mega memory  Merchant Lexar from lexar's absurdly Fast NM 790   nvme drives to their Aries ddr5 that's available  in speeds up to 7 ,200 MHz Lexar has your high-end   gaming memory needs covered so if you're in the  market for some crazy fast modern memory modules   check out lexar's luxury labor using the link down  below thank you Lexar for sponsoring today's video [Music] [Applause] [Music]   oh yeah it's like dumping out a troller net that  just caught a bunch of the Pacific Garbage Patch   oh yes what a lovely pile of crap now straight  off the bat we get some cool decals which I am   very good at applying although in standard decal  off of random crap purveyor it's kind of crumpled   up a bit so hopefully that doesn't show Once We  very professionally stick it onto our Quest 3 now   of course I needed to get a new head strap this  one doesn't come with a battery but I think it   comes with headphones oh yeah the quality on that  is amazing and we get a Dirty Bit of Velcro with   it to kind of hold up the weight of the headset  that's cool I'm also very glad to see that they   use the same brilliant quality of plastic and  padding on the headphones now I'm not sure how   these are going to strap onto the strap and how  they're going to connect to it maybe Bluetooth h   way there's like a 2% chance these won't be  significantly worse than the stock headphones   on the quest 3 and then finally here's the very  sturdy strap bit of this strap which also comes   with a ratchet mechanism M wo this charging stand  box looks like it had Krav magar practiced on it this is the base which you can also charge  your controllers in and then we attach this   and then once we've got the top bit on it is  also slightly less phallic so that's exciting   or disappointing depending on your outlook on  life then it also comes with little charging   back plates and rechargeable batteries for your  controllers so yeah this may actually be useful   this box they apparently forgot to close  at the factory uh but inside we get these   batons we can attach our controllers to for some  sword action oh yeah look at the fit and finish   on that the most exciting part though is you  can connect the two of them with this middle   bit to turn it into one Darth mole esque blade  can't wait to try that next I wanted to get some   different versions of the face pad to see if I  can get the headset a bit more comfortable to   do that I got ooh this one which is like a latex  cover which I guess protects the face pads from   people's grossness but what protects you from  its grossness next this is a harness for you   to strap a power bank to your body to get some  extended battery life from your headset which I   guess keeps the weight off your head and it'll  look real sexy on which is the most important   part so this is a silicon protector set for  the quest 3 once we get bored of the Iron Man   sticker we also have some lips to stick to  the front of our Quest 3 it's not just the   front we also get a very loud face pad and we  get full little sleeves for our controllers so   snazzy oh and it even comes with little cups to  cover the lenses with that have kind of suckers   on the back of it comes pretty dirty nice beat  saber stick yeah this will get lonus very excited   pull that open wait what does this have to these  look like pingpong paddles how this works is you   slip your controller into here and then it looks  like a ping pong paddle which helps you beat saber better ooh whoo this box had a real bad time  although it is one of the things I'm the most   excited about I hope it's still okay it didn't  break in the box but this is a cooling fan for   our meta Quest oh as you can see we've got some  tiny little fans on the top here now one of   the things that I've actually noticed about the  quest 3 is that the fans in it are pretty quiet   it's not Disturbed me once so this way uh we can  change that oh look at how loose that cable is   that Port is already almost broken and it's only  been used once this product may be mistaken for   a firearm okay okay that is a is a useful warning  so that in case you get gunned down by the police   they you can't sue them afterwards oh this is  the attachment that turns your controller into   an assault rifle for like bone Labs or whatever  this is going to be real fun I can't wait to try   this one out it's such a big controller away  bit so it kind of oh that's some nice magnet   action next is what looks borderline like a g  string that I'm pretty sure you strap to your   face like that oh it smells oh it smells really  gross I I may need to wash that before I use it   uh but you strap it to your face like that so that  none of the gross silicon crap touches your face   only this gross bit of fabric touches your face go  this is for VR fishing it's like a like a fishing pole so then you can use this to fake fish with  and then I think all we have left is our little VR   backpack which is designed to store your quest 3  so that you can take it to your friend's house and   show them all of your new temu accessories feels  like a bag I don't know that seems reasonably   fine as far as the product goes yeah seems like  a reasonable Quest carrier there we go so now   that we've had a look at all of our mods we have  to attach as much of this crap to the quest 3 at   one time as possible and then test all of it so  I've torn down the quest to its barest form and   I'm going to start adding things on first we're  going to start with the stickers on the front The   Feathered edges is make this quite a complicated  sticker application cuz you know the quest is   [Music] curved okay there we go I think I'm going  to use the eye holes to align it this is already   not going great every time I do this I realize  I'm super bad at stickers yeah I'm probably   going to need the heat gun okay but before I do  that there's also stickers for the IR sensors   and stuff stuff W this isn't a surface that likes  having things stick on it well that went about as   poorly as expected these are kind of like dbrand  skins where you need to be some kind of expert to   apply them without it looking like this but let  me go get my heat gun maybe we can get it a bit better but even with the help of the heat  gun it still looked like it was applied by   a board toddler okay so the heat gun helped but  I did not do a very good job of this but I feel   like it's very on brand right I'm uing this  thing up so it kind of has to look like this   luckily the controller stickers were much  easier to apply kind of like the opposite   of the PS5 situation next I think it makes  sense to attach this cooling mechanism to it   I feel like this should be fairly straight  forward it's just a replacement face mask right oh no no way unlike the stock pad which  has settings for eye relief this doesn't   have that functionality so going  to this cooler head pad actually   reduces the amount of functionality of  the headset which is kind of wild there   are arrows on this wildly terrible feeling  bit of plastic but there aren't arrows on   this side so I assume I I just kind of  wa this is a shockingly cheap piece of crap it already looks ridiculous look oh oh I  almost forgot about these this is very important   it then took me ages to figure out how to attach  the headphones to the strap I even soft quit at a   point but eventually with world class tenacity  I overcame the challenge I mean oh oh no never   mind there we go okay we're good we're good we  figured it out so the secret is to not be scared   to break it you kind of just got to you just got  to push that stuff down now what's cool is that   if we get sick of the very well applied uh Iron  Man sticker on the front we can also just throw   this little cover over I am going to also add the  kind of face rubber bit so that I don't have to   touch this bit with my [Music] face it does seem  like it's borderline going to get in the way of   the the lenses but we'll see that's looking real  sick oh and then when we're done with our headset   we can pop it on here to charge now with all  of the accessories it it is a little topheavy   but yeah there we go that fits nicely now I  think all of the rest of the accessories that   are left relate to the controller somehow so with  that uh I think we can move over to testing this   out and then we'll try one peripheral thing  at a time now of course before I put on my   VR headset I have to strap this g string to my  face that's just standard VR procedure now I'm   not sure what part of my face this is supposed  to cover but I'm assuming the bits that that   normally is touched by the headset so it does  mean that it is kind of suffocating me a little   bit I then immediately pulled it off my nose  cuz it smelt like I was breathing in Factory feudes whoa It's so noisy it is our R GB though  so I guess it makes up for it oh this is kind of   weird I can see this bit of silicon it's it's  visible in the bottom of my eyes and because   it's so uh so light it reflects the light up  into my eyes so I don't have the kind of dark   Periscope thing going on anymore the headset  is actually not that uncomfortable at this   point the strap is not as good as the elite  strap the The Meta one that I had on before   but it's definitely more comfortable than the  stock one latex is a problem because sweat is   is happening lot lots of sweat is happening  and the the G string is wildly uncomfortable   now for the Baton accessory when I first tested  it I didn't Mount the controller to it correctly   the Batton has this rotatable hook that's designed  to pull the controller strap tight holding it in   place but when I first tested it I just slipped  the Rope around the hook and then held it in   my hand so that it wouldn't fly off an injur  small child immediate problem um because the   knives are kind of calibrated with me holding the  controller in my hand it feels like the swords   are floating above my hands so that's not good uh  but we're going to go oh oh that's already coming out oh this is not going great I think  I've lost the One controller already no   okay oh I keep getting into my mouth but  despite technical difficulties due to my   own incompetence and weird sword tracking I  decided to try Darth mole mode okay this is   the business there we go look at that this is  how you're supposed to play Fruit Ninja I keep   losing my one sword oh oh this is terrifying  surprisingly a floppy controller and looking   stupid weren't my only problems swinging the  single blade around may feel awesome but it   confuses the crap out of the tracking even  when I tested it again with the controllers   properly secured the blades kept phasing  in and out of existence as the headset lost   track of them so I think this is the kind of  accessory that would work way better with base stations this feels so dumb okay I'm done I'm  done with whatever this is oh the latex is   so itchy I'm going to do the beat saber one  next which is just tennis rackets attaching   the controllers to the ping pong paddles was  way easier you just slip the control rollers   into the hole and then clip the little clear  plastic bit in place securing the controller   down Okay so we've got our controllers which  now you have to use like a Pega while you want   to navigate around I feel like my field of  view is significantly smaller with this head   pad that's making so much noise because the  lenses are way further away from my from my   eyes but my attention quickly shifted to  the beat saer floating at a 45° angle way   above where my brain thinks my hands are  how does this make any sense what in the world I mean I know you're probably going like  DAV it this is clearly not designed for beat   saber which obviously uh but it said it is on  the box so I don't know because the headset was   tracking the controllers that were now suspended  above my hands at a weird angle beat saber was   basically impossible oh I'm so confused by where  things are oh this is so much harder oh my God   this is probably the hardest thing I've ever had  to do in my life because it's so skew luckily   beat saer does have the option for you to manually  adjust the tracking so that you can set the saber   to a point where your brain thinks your hand is a  real tedious process but it does make the paddles   usable but even with the paddles working I was  kind of left cold I still feel like this adds   nothing to the experience at the end of the day  I was still just holding a bit of plastic now   just with a slightly weirder center of gravity  and when it comes to an actual pingpong game I   couldn't find the settings to adjust the position  of the pingpong bat according to where my hands   were so that was just unplayable with the rackets  my face is getting really itchy okay while it's   downloading I'm going to take the G string off  because I I can't anymore it's making my beard   so itchy oh I don't know there's something weird  on that which meant it was finally time for some   fishing so I I guess you have the controllers  in and then it's basically just a mechanism   for you to do this with but after my initial  excitement oh what I can use a dildo to lure   fish over that's pretty cool my enthusiasm for  the fishing game waned quickly after being forced   to do tutorial for 40 minutes but eventually I  got to the point where I could do some fishing   with my new controller but the despite my fancy  temu equipment I was really struggling to catch a fish okay apparently that didn't work I don't know I can't imagine that  this is my fault for this not working on I don't know am I supposed  to be more or less violent so   when my pacifist attempt failed I  decided to lean into the violence something's breaking [Music] oh I got it waa this is the hardest game  ever and considering the fishing rod stood   up to that I guess it's a fine addition but when  taking off the headset after an hourong session   I couldn't say the same about the headset mods  oh whoa It's so much less comfortable there's   a huge amount of light leak through the top  of it through the bottom you can see the the   like latex or whatever reflect up and then you  can't get your eyes close enough to the lenses   anymore so you lose a huge amount of fov the  speakers I guess are okay like they they make   sound happen I don't know and with that very  detailed feedback there was one more accessory   left to try now before we head into bone Labs  I can already tell that this gun peripheral   attachment thing is terrible it already sucks  I was really excited about it because when you   it you know it seems like it's it's going to  be a pretty cool thing to play a game with but   then when you take the controllers and you kind  of try and attach them which a as you can tell   they don't attach very firmly at all and then  the other issue is where the controllers end up   because that's not how you hold a firearm that  just feels really awkward and uncomfortable you   kind of want to get it in your shoulder better and  this it it just it isn't conducive to correct gun   holding uh but with that let's give it a try in  in an actual game and then see how that goes and   while the first impressions were super impressive  oh it feels like oh W the tutorial level quickly   got on my nerves can this stop can I can I not  do this can I just go to a place where I shoot   things the main reason I wanted to skip past the  platforming tutorial and all of that is cuz I was   worried I was going to get nauseous before I  could actually try out the temu Perle but I   got there eventually Okay so we were finally at a  gun range that's exciting but things quickly went   downhill from there lining up the magnets while  not being able to see what's actually going on   was a nightmare and you had to reattach the front  one after reloading every magazine this does not   work at all there we go and because the headset  hits the controller aiming down sights was even   harder cuz then you have to oh it just hit me in  the knots oh my and after that assault it didn't   take me a lot more fumbling before rage quitting  on the controller oh that is honestly horrendous   and finally I guess the headset stand was usable  if pretty wobbly so with that what did we learn in   today's video well if you want to ruin your quest  three hit up some temu and if you enjoyed that   video subscribe to the channel for more videos  like this one and until the next one bye-bye [Music]

2024-07-03

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