so this is called short king rebellion um okay shane you're playing let's wait to hear the casting oh playing myself in this that's cool smosh hit theater oh olivia and scene today's smosh for theater is actually really really really going to be crazy because uh i don't know if you saw the title ai scripts that's right this exists we are playing with a lot of ai stuff recently on the internet so a bunch of us sat down took an ai script generator put a bunch of crazy prompts in it that involve us oh my god oh my god and we're gonna be acting them out for you before we get this lovely acting party started why don't you hit that like button if you haven't already as well as the subscribe button we do fun content like this all the time like literally all the time constantly never stopping doesn't stop it doesn't stop the props are already set in place for this for this uh script okay it's called shane has a foot fetish shane you play shane oh my god wow and kimmy you played kimmy okay thank you you played the fourth i play that's you exterior kimmy's house night kimmy is sound asleep in her bed when she is suddenly awoken by a loud noise she gets up to investigate and finds that her cat has knocked over a vase as she's cleaning up the mess she notices a strange smell emanating from her co-worker shane's room she decides to investigate and find shane with his nose buried in her shoes [Music] shane what the hell are you doing uh i'm sorry i couldn't help it i have a foot fetish gross get out of my house i'm sorry i'll go no oh these are short shorts some are longer than others these are short kings all right so the prompt was write a screenplay about kimmy finding out her co-worker shane has a foot fetish i'm glad you didn't read it [Applause] this one is called olivia and damian meat and action hey olivia hey damian how's it going good you good so what's new not much you not much so uh what are you been up to oh you know um like usual right [Music] so what about you oh you know the usual right well it should get better yeah me too see you later i think we booked it i think we got it the prompt was write a script about damian olivia two people who have worked together for over five years but have never had a real conversation make it awkwardly funny we talk about food olivia yeah i know yeah you and i go hard on the food okay this one's called the smallest ass and action hey courtney what's up not much just chilling hey olivia what's up not much just chilling so what do you guys think who has the smallest ass well that's a tough question i don't really know i think it's jane what no way i have a perfectly normal sized ass olivia's right you have the smallest ass this is so unfair i can't believe i have the smallest ass sorry shane but it's true no i'm going to steal your butts from your bodies what no yes i'm going to have the biggest ass olivia help me oh no i don't know how i'm gonna have the biggest best ass in the world we have to stop him i know maybe um we can banish him with a chant that's a great idea what are you doing we are banishing you with a chant can you shane banished wow this is so unfair that is saying finish bandit shane badass stop it i don't want to be banners [Applause] fine i'm banished but i'm gonna find a way to come back and get my revenge [Laughter] the computer did not understand how magic works because i was banished but i was just still there yeah yeah i was kind of just canceled you're cancelled i just love that the chat too was banish him that was just a champion this one is called jimmy kimmenez oh wow kimmy you will be playing kimmy yeah and jimmy one oh it's like a handle and damien as yourself oh my god yes why that's sleep no i just looked at the lion count it's very much not interior kimmy's house night kimmy is sitting on her bed looking at herself in the mirror she's she looks tired like she hasn't slept in days suddenly her reflection changes jimmy kimenez her dark alter ego is staring back at her hey kimmy who are you yeah remember me we've been together for a long time i i don't understand of course you don't you've been suppressing me for years but i'm finally taking over no please no i can't let you take over it's too late kimmy the darkness is won interior kimmy's house later shane and damien kimmy's friends are trying to help her but it's too late that darkness has taken over this is bad really bad i know we have to find a way to help her i'm not sure there's anything we can do we have to try interior kimmy's house night kimmy is now fully under jimmy's control she's laughing maniacally as she destroys her room [Laughter] this is so much better isn't it now that i'm in charge we can finally have some fun yes jimmy this is so much better shane and damon burst into the room leave her alone come with us kimmy we'll help you there's nothing you can do she's mine now go away leave me alone shane and damian exchange a worried look they know there's nothing they can do the darkness has won this word is pronounced maniacally yes i said maniacally so this prompt this is what um the the the inspiration for what they asked the ai to write this script about and it was write a screenplay about kimmy who was finally being overtaken by her dark alter ego jimmy kimenez her friends shane and damian are trying to help her but it's too late the darkness is won and that is this one is called olivia gets banned this one sounds spicy guys interior courtney's apartment day olivia is sitting on courtney's couch looking at her phone in disbelief she has a look of devastation on her face what's wrong olivia looks up at courtney tears welling up in her eyes my postmates app is gone i i can't re-download it that's terrible i'm so sorry olivia gets up from the couch and starts pacing around the room i can't believe this is happening to me i feel like i'm losing my mind it's gonna be okay you'll find another app to use but i don't want another app i want postmates it's my favorite courtney gets up from the couch and puts her arm around olivia i know it's hard but you'll get through this olivia starts to cry and courtney hands her a tissue it's not just postmates i was also banned from airwand what why olivia blows her nose and sits back down on the couch oh yeah i don't know they said i violated their terms of service but i don't know how i've been using it for years courtney sits down next to olivia and takes her hand i'm so sorry that's really tough libya dogs fresh tears flowing down her face just don't know what i'm gonna do without postmates it was my life maybe this was a sign that you need to take a break from technology for a while olivia looks at courtney her face contorted in pain [Music] i can't i rely on it too much well maybe there's something else that can help you feel better olivia looks at corny hope shining in her eyes why i'll take you to a normal grocery store really yes it might be good for you to see how the other half lives stands out thank you courtney you're the best you're the best friend i could ask for don't mention it now let's go get some groceries olivia and courtney walk out of the apartment ready to start a new adventure the amount of like acting the ai was telling you guys to do was insane it was like oh the hope's shining and the devastation i'm like jesus this one is called damian kimmy step siblings nice um so kimmy and damian are playing themselves who wants to play lin-manuel miranda me do you want to yeah okay great and then i'll i guess i'll play margot robbie cool okay so this script is really going places yeah yeah yeah oh yeah interior kimmy and damian's room night kimmy and damian are in their room packing for the road trip yay a road trip with the new step siblings can't wait yeah this is gonna be a blast they both throw their clothes into their bags and sit on their beds sulking [Music] oh i can't believe our parents are making us do this i know they're just trying to force us to bond well i don't want to bond with you i don't want to bond with you either they sit in silence for a few moments then kimmy's phone starts ringing hey mom yeah we're just finishing up packing okay we'll be down in a few minutes she hangs up the phone and looks at damian my parents are coming to get us we should probably go downstairs fine they both grab their bags and head downstairs interior living room night kimmy and damian's parents lin-manuel miranda and margot robbie are sitting on the couch waiting for them there you are we're all packed and ready to go yes we're all packed and ready to go good we're gonna have a great time on this trip i can feel it i can't wait me neither they all head out to the car and get in interior car day kimmy and damian are in the back seat sulking their parents are in the front chatting so what do you guys want to do first on the trip i don't know what do you want to do first damn uh i don't know what you want to do first kimmy come on guys let's try and have some fun yeah let's try to have some fun yeah let's try to have some fun they all sit in silence for the rest of the drive [Music] just so you all have some context at home every single line either kimmy or i had had parentheses sarcastically directly sarcastically every single one i can't wait to hear what the prompt is yeah let's see we asked the ai to write a screenplay about damien and kimmy two step-siblings whose parents are taking them on a road trip to make them bond they're trying to get along but they hate their parents lin-manuel miranda and margot robbie for putting them in this situation in the first place and are drowning in teenage angst i feel like the ai i missed the mark on this one because i felt a lot of direct dislike between us whereas we are supposed to hit our parents so this is called short king rebellion um okay shane you're playing let's wait to hear the casting oh playing myself in this that's cool the role of the king is by damian that's the lead interior shane's house night shane is sitting at his desk looking at a map of the kingdom he gets up and starts to pace around the room muttering to himself i can't believe i'm going to actually do this i'm so tired of being made fun of because i'm short it's time to take a stand he looks over at a table where a sword and armory laid out he starts to put on the armor but hesitates damn this is crazy i'm not even a good fighter he looks at the map again he looks at the map again and then back at the armor he takes a deep breath and starts to put it on i have to do this for all the other short people out there who are suffering like i have [Music] interior kings palace day shane and a group of other rebels are sneaking through the palace trying to avoid being seen that's you okay this is it we need to find the king and take him hostage suddenly they hear guards coming oh what quick hide they all duck into hiding places as the guards go past once they're gone shane comes out of his hiding place nice work come on let's go they start to move again before they get very far they're surrounded by guards you're under arrest for treason shane looks all around at all the guards then gives a small smile this is only the beginning he raises his sword and charges at the guards interior king's palace throne room day shane is being brought into the throne room surrounded by guards the king is sitting on his throne looking at shane with disgust so you're the one who's been causing all this trouble that's right and i'm not going to stop until you're overthrown you're nothing but a pathetic little man you'll never amount to anything we'll see about that the king waves his hand and shane is taken away this way interior king's palace dungeon day shane is thrown into a cell and the door is locked behind him he looks around at the damp dark cell then sits on the floor well this isn't good he hears a noise and looks up to see her towards him he kicks at it but it scurries away great now i'm going to die of starvation down here he leans against the wall and closes his eyes interior king's palace dungeon later shane is awoken by the sound of the cell door opening he sits up and sees the king's guards coming into the cell the king has ordered us to kill you oh no so be it he stands up and prepares to fight interior king's palace dungeon moments later shane is lying on the ground bleeding good job heidi the guards stand over him victorious i did it this isn't over uh yeah cliffhanger but i'm probably going to die it does say bleeding to death it doesn't could come back as like a gandalf the white situation do you want to read the prompt the prompt we gave the ai was write a screenplay about shane leading a short king rebellion shane is insecure about being short add a big action sequence make the story end with a big explosion and a catch phrase from shane before he dies wow ai uh where was the explosion it wasn't just a trickle it was just like all your blood is gone yeah it added a lot there was a lot of there was arcs there was there that had a uh you know different acts to it i think this is the best written one so far yeah this is really good i like working thank you i've been um practicing the last script of the night is called olivia thinks food is life there are two roles in this olivia and bill who is hader to play that i've i've always thought david is a great bill hater so i really want to see those so i'm doing olivia you're being olivia olivia does a great olivia oh god how does bill hater sound oh no okay i'll figure it out all right and action [Music] hey they're handsome oh hi there you look like you could use a friend and i just so happen to love making friends uh okay especially over food you like to eat right uh yeah i guess so you're in for a treat come with me and i'll show you the most amazing food you'll you've ever tasted okay trust me you won't regret it i hope not is that the latest olivia takes bill hader to the most amazing restaurants cafes and food carts he's never had such great food in his life see i told you it'd be worth it yeah it was thank you olivia sway anytime handsome a few weeks later bill hader is head over heels in love with olivia but one day they have a huge argument i can't do this anymore olivia what do you mean i mean i can't keep living like this all we ever do is eat what's wrong with that it's not enough i need more than just food but food is the most important thing in my life no it's not and i can't keep living like this i'm sorry olivia but i'm breaking up with you fine go then i don't need you anyway bill hader leaves and olivia is heartbroken but she's not about to give up on the power of food a few days later bill hader is out walking when he sees olivia again she's with another man and they're laughing and having a great time olivia what do you want i i just wanted to apologize i was an idiot to break up with you it's too late bill i moved on bye goodbye bill bill hader is heartbroken all over again he can't believe he was so stupid to let the best thing in his life go later that night bill hader is at home feeling sorry for himself he gets a knock at the door he opens it to find olivia standing there with a knife hi bill i came to apologize for murdering you i'm sorry but i can't live without you and the only way to be with you is to kill you and eat your heart olivia no i'm sorry bro i love you oh savoring every bite [Applause] i've never seen barry is that what that's like yeah basically that actually has a really good bill hater impression yeah thank you appreciate it i watched all of barry on the plane like three years ago so the prompt was write a script about olivia a very strange woman who loves food she bumps into bill hader on the street she makes him fall in love with her through the power of food it ends with a dramatic argument about their feelings it ends with a fist fight olivia kills bill hader who wrote this one me yeah cause we were talking about like adding celebrities or like disney princesses and things and incorporating them into the script so i was like billionaire and bill hader domain at this point yeah he's been around a long time it was like courtney neymar name a famous actor later what was with the eating of the heart did not ask it to do that that was its own choice i just said olivia kills bill hater that's it thank you so much for watching hang out with us on smash pit theater there's two videos right here let us know in the comments what other things you want us to do if you want another one of these please sound off in the meantime kimmy what's that what's that final ai i have a shane song it was a hot summer day shane went outside to play he ran to the pool and jumped in but he didn't know how to swim he struggled and tried and then he died it was such a shock for a little boy so young
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