Hi, I'm Sina Valiollah with another episode of Chandshanbeh from MBC Persia I hope you had a lot of fun during Nowrouz holidays, but at home God forbid, you didn't go on a trip right? If you didn't, that's good and don't go later Because with our standard roads and safe cars Chalous road is more dangerous than the war-torn areas of Ukraine! Traffic police reported 247 deaths during the last 6 days on roads If Saipa and Irankhodro produced tanks instead of cars The numbers would have been lower! If we had a couple more days of Nowrouz Azrael had to retire early! And these were just the fatal dangers of traveling Recently they found some financial dangers too! Nowrouz trips have increased by 40 percent this year Which gives us hope and happiness They saw you going on trips And they feel absolute poverty is over by the order of that old sage It's possible that they receive a fee for leaving home in the future If you made a mistake and went on a trip, it's OK But return home quickly! Because they are considering traveling to the North Camping on the side of the road and alcohol and kebab As the achievements of the revolutionary government! The government showed that it's determined to do what it says We said we will control COVID We did it by God's grace Thank God COVID is lucky that it evolved in Africa not Iran Otherwise, Ibrahim would have said I'm the reason Omicron is not fatal And called it Ebicron instead of Omicron The east and the west are racing to have relations with Iran Not the west, but the east is fighting over Iran Especially China and Russia, one signs a 20-year contract And the other says I want it too and gets a 25-year one! One takes the gas in the Caspian sea the other takes the fishes of the Persian Gulf The competition that they have over Iran Puts Messi and Ronaldo's race for Ballon d'or to shame! I'm sure absolute poverty will be over with their help Khosro Forughan Geransayeh said in an interview with Ilna The way that we work, not only absolute poverty will remain But it will also increase Didn't the dear president order absolute poverty to disappear before Nowrouz? How did it dare to increase? And make everyone miserable is Ebi in the mood? No! - Will he have energy? - No Amir Abdollahian announced that Iran is ready To build two 1000 MW power plants in Lebanon As the old saying goes Charity begins at home But they didn't talk about electricity We have to be fair Raeisi said destroy absolute poverty he didn't say which country And we have Syrian, Iraq and Yemen after Lebanon and before us And with the pressure that our people feel We should build a hospital instead of a power plant The greatest achievement of our country Was the catastrophic failure of the US policy of maximum pressure He's right If Joe Biden had to power to put pressure on anything He wouldn't have been in such a misery If he puts too much pressure he will turn off for a week He's just sitting and saying Happy Nowrouz! Ibrahim Raeisi just put some grass instead of Haft-Sin Was it his lunch? Grass? Green? If I were him, I would have put some coffee! It's not for Haft-Sin but the color fits what they have done And also, is there a problem? They saw that their friends don't celebrate Nowrouz So they decided to skip Haft-Sin Mohammad Sadeq Akef Spokesman for The Taliban Ministry of Guidance Wrote in a Tweet That all the people who celebrate Nowrouz will become infidels There you go And you don't believe when we say that this is not the old Taliban! They have changed so much That we can't tell whether they are our officials or Afghanistan! In protests against Taliban's decision Some girls and women marched today in Kabul And demanded that they open schools and high schools for girls Having the right to protest and not being stopped by tear gas Means that you are ahead of us! They used pepper spray against us! This was for not being allowed to enter the stadium School is not that important! With almost half a century of experience We suggest that you manage your energy for other things too Because you have to watch football like this soon! Women trying to enter Mashhad's Stadium They have rational and scientific reasons for this! Some boys and girls who gather in a place Some women who get excited and start clapping Whistle and jump up and down This is called vulgarity Women jumping up and down is called vulgarity But they destroying everything is called power! Rational and scientific see for yourself! Group exercise in Mahshahr Guys! These jumps make the sea boars excited! Therefore they took their license If you give power to women They will take 70 percent of the stadium's capacity during games! If you give power to women they will rule the country Look at this meeting 70 percent of them are women He is scared He thinks if they jump up This meeting won't come down it will land on lie and deception Before the start of the meeting We expressed our happiness with one of the members Due to the great attendance of women which was about 70 percent Exactly, he was happy like this 70 percent of these rude and unworthy women And if we give them power they will rule the country, I'm so happy! But since he spoke in his native language, it caused a misunderstanding We used our native and epic language Which has some exaggerations about attendance We said that they can rule the country because they are so active Native and epic? Then I will say this in my own native and epic language The camel brain of this flatterer Has been put to use here And now he is covering his mess up Shame on all of you! The edits that have been uploaded to social media Do not contain my full sentence it has been cropped Crop again? I hope your long tongue and arrogance gets cropped! But maybe we are judging him too soon he was angry So many women attended the meeting He was worried that they may get stressed and age quickly When we go to work we experience stress This stress will make women old quickly Quickly! They go to work young and return as old women The stress of work will make women old The stress of guidance patrol and dragging them on the ground And acid and murder not only do not make them old But instead, it will make their skins soft and bright Men get more attractive with age I had a student 10 years ago he came to visit me He said I met you 10 years ago I said have I got old? He said no, you got better! See how bad he was that this is his better face! Maybe he mean you got better in your stupidity Because these are not the thoughts of a wise man How old women get every 5 years? 1 year, if they are women Yes, women should be women a woman who is not a woman, is not a woman Look at our male officials how old they look! How old is Jannati? 18 But because he is not a woman and worked outside the house Each year passed like a century and made him like this Men should call them by their first name, my love, my dear... We never understood what we should do and what to call them Calling by first name is like Barjam some agree and some disagree Make up your mind! Unfortunately a tradition from the west Has entered our country and our people's lives Man and wife call each other by their first name Tell these technological giants of the middle-east That if they can't make the plastic body of the ID card Import them from China! So that people can call each other with their 10 digit ID number Although, I don't know why men and women should call each other? You should call your man with utmost respect Your highness, your majesty say it! Yes, these guys may not do vulgar things like having Haft-Sin But they respect the ancient traditions in ways you can't imagine No one called another person your majesty after the end of slavery But these guys still try to keep traditions such as having a bondwoman You knocked on the door and you wanted to see someone This house had a bondwoman she was pretty You saw her beauty and you squeezed her body Don't touch your TV please This is still Chandshanbeh from MBC Persia The video you saw was Friday night with Ghara'ati Which is broadcasted from the Playboy national channel If you want to be committed don't squeeze the bondwoman's body This was today's piety lesson And they say why your jokes are sexual You want me to make philosophical jokes about this rubbish That is shown on TV with people's tax money? Don't do that sir, you show it with your hands The host will get excited and accept all of his lovers! He has a lot of lovers I'm saying it in front of him Women say we want to marry him but we say he has a wife and kid Some say it's OK I will be his second wife Even third, fourth, fifth Anything! Even washing his feet with milk for 10 minutes They tear the veils for him why won't you marry? Polygamy is good for people but not for the promoters? How dare you? You should have 3 wives! He is a role model From USA to Iran, everyone wants to marry him, even men They should build his statue not these things A statue which went viral on social media Is a family of 6 on a motorcycle Which was installed in Bahar street of Tehran and users think that It was built in order to promote childbearing You may say 5 people on a bike without a helmet Promotes genocide and murder not childbearing But this statue has a lot of messages It promotes childbearing And simple living, and having boys, and creative censorship Pay attention, the last boy is sitting behind his mom So that she doesn't excite men And to avoid the boy from getting excited by his mom, he is sitting backwards When a statue excites, it can get excited itself too! And this statue in Gorgan went viral as well And some users who support the government complained about the short pants And the ankle of the woman statue So the attorney general of Gorgan ordered its removal A smart pharmaceutical company Should come to Iran and find the person who got excited by a stone ankle And make a pill for impotence with his or her DNA I promise it will defeat Viagra in the global market It's good the internet is still not protected, they can see everything They get excited by wolves breasts and stone ankles I'm sure Ahmadinejad will excite them soon as well and they will cancel him They are people who don't have enough wisdom and knowledge They can't control the society They want to have their opinion through force and oppression Wisdom? How is wisdom related to you? Believe me, the only people who may want to cancel you Are Hugo Chavez's brothers who want to take revenge because you hugged their mom Chavez's mom was sitting and crying When we got there she stood up It's important she couldn't move She said my son came! After a year, your knowledge of English is enough for saying this is blackboard Now you are talking in Spanish with his mom? Poor Chavez, if he was still alive I'm sure he would have slapped you so you don't use his mom for lying Non-Confidential Hi Sina, I'm so happy that I see you in the new year Happy new year Why don't you talk? Are you OK? Great? How's everything? Nothing? What's up? Why don't you talk? It's a new year talk to people! Your husband is there, I'm afraid if I talk he might slap me My husband slap you? I'm here myself! I won't slap you of course but why? No he won't, did you do something that made me upset? I know he got a bit upset he is a bit jealous - Is he? - This is not jealousy I can hit you on the head with... no, I can talk sweet... I can complain to you... Yes, you can use your sweet talk and your shoe... To teach me, why did you bring that brute here... Tell him to leave Go out He came to see he is your fan No, he is 3 times bigger than Will Smith If he slaps me I will become a part of this poster here - This is not right - He won't do it He will leave if he got upset and I...
- I'm kind... - He will leave? Really? If someone makes fun of him or you he won't hit them? - No... - What a nerveless guy! He is not a man! This is not called masculinity Let him leave from here A nerveless guy who doesn't decapitate people who make fun of him is not a man Yes, he doesn't slap...
In your opinion... Should they take the Oscar from Will Smith or no? I don't know, I have no opinion no - No opinion? - He played well and he apologized He did it right, good for him - Apology - Yes he took responsibility But it was horrible He was wrong, he is not important Our people are still angry with him - Impossible, how? - How dare he apologize? What about the honor of Persian men? Someone wrote on Twitter that I'm so against violence I'm not violent but if someone makes fun of my family, I will murder them Oh God, this is not violence... Yes, they are against violence just a little punching and killing Which are not counted as violence in our country They are rewards They are praising him, bravo! - Like this, it's right! - Forget it If someone compared me to Demi Moore I would have kissed them I wish someone compared me to Demi Moore Unfortunately they compare me to Nicole Kidman You should slap them let's watch CheezMeez Yes, it will make me feel better Super Nowrouz Holidays! Reactions to Nowrouz holidays Trowel Man! Our courageous people who are always stuck in traffic Once again gathered on the roads leading to North And renewed their vows with chicken kebab and chips and yoghurt And showed everyone that the sanctions Had no effect on their lives - And hope and happiness... - Cut!
It seems like the COVID numbers are increasing again, say something else Yes as you can see The savage and lowbrow people Ignored the health protocols once again And by violating traffic restrictions Made COVID rise once again and turned most of the cities red Tin Man! Hi, I need a grant of 1000 billion Toman OK Tin Man but for what? For my clothes These useless clothes? Yes, I'm making it knowledge based - How? - Like this Cool, I signed two 800 billion for you Super Brother Sorry, but I can only save one of you So I will ask a question, whoever answers correctly will be saved What do you call the presence of Russian troops in Ukraine? - Assault? - No, you lost Military attack? Close, but not correct farewell to you Brother, special military operations Bravo to drowning number 3 Subject Finder Sina, you still don't want to talk? He is gone I swear - Who is that? - It's the speaker It's the speaker, what is wool... That's a scarf, I see! - I was wrong - I will show you some cool talents now - It will make you feel better - Sure We had a lot of talents on Telegram They thought we show them on new year's eve We don't have a show on that day! They all sent them on that day we will show them one by one - One by one - We will show a couple of them today Let's see Arsam and Mohammad Eastern Dances Academy - This gives me energy! - Yes Thanks, send your talents to Soojeyaab on Telegram We are waiting for you, and don't nag some of them are not good If the quality is low we can't show it Don't think you can talk to people like this after being compared to Nicole Kidman They compare me to Dakota Johnson - Thanks - Stay tuned... - Talk about Soojeyaab - I did So stay tuned Lucky Box - Nicole - Yes? Pacino! Look Nicole, we are still in Nowrouz If the participant was unlucky and didn't win anything Help them win something I can't, if I help them people will say why didn't you help us? That's right But it's Nowrouz Because of Nowrouz, we won't help anyone for a year after that - They may be lucky too - Yes, let's see it Hi, hi everyone Welcome to another competition We had so many requests that I didn't post the link last week But I will this Sunday, I don't know how are we going to call all of them And bring them here, but today we will talk to another participant Hi, what is your name? Hi, I'm Attar Hi Attar, where do you call from? From Konarak Konarak! How's the weather? Thanks, it's hot! - Yes - But you are on holidays What did you do in Konarak during Nowrouz? Yes thank God it was good Happy new year to you and your family Which one of these numbers is your lucky number? Which one do you think has the highest amount the 7 million? I think number 8 7? He wants to choose 7... - 8 - 8? OK, I thought you said 7 No, 8 Why 8? He wanted 8 leave him alone - He wanted 7 - No, he said 8 Keep 8 for him I hope 7 million is in 8 OK, choose 3 more Siyamak is starting here Let him choose 3 more, say it we will open it I choose 7 Open 7? 7 for Haft-Sin Let's see it, 70 thousand, bravo Clap for him He's good, bravo, another one 1 1, OK, open it and let's see Bravo! Great, another one - 9 - Open 9 for him The third box Good, 1 million is still good have hope We will make an offer, let's see 30 thousand, 100 thousand, 300 thousand 700 thousand, 3 million and 7 million Will you sell it for 1 million and 200 thousand? No I continue Continue? OK choose 4 more first one? 5 Open 5 for him who is having a hot weather is Konarak I hope it gets cooler, open it! 700 thousand! Bravo, good, 30 thousand, 100 thousand 3 million and 7 million Another one please 2 Open 2 for him, 7 million It's OK, we have a question at the end I will save you - Open 2 more, I promise - 6 Open 6 for him 300 thousand, bravo Another one? - 3 - 3? Open 3 for him, 3 million oh God You lost 3 and 7 million And 1 million A good offer What did you say? I couldn't hear it 50 thousand is so low, between 30 and 100, OK it's 50 thousand Will you sell it? They are not fair - No I continue - Continue? OK We will open 4 first You won't change it? 30 and 100 are not that different I will keep it Open 4 first, 100 thousand Then you get 30 thousand But I will ask a general knowledge question, right? A good one - The prize is important - Prize...
I can't give you the highest amount Give him 3 million - 3 million because of Siyamak - If he answered correctly - Thanks - Yes, thank him really Count Haft-Sin for me Start - Don't talk - Apple, coin, Samanoo, Grass Cigarettes Don't distract him, don't talk you said 4 Apple, vinegar, Samanoo You said 3 Grass Bravo What do we have here in these boxes? We will give it to you Money - I said coin - Coin, yes Garlic, grass, vinegar, oleaster Oleaster, bravo, that's 7 8, he said 8 Bravo, you won 3 million Attar I hope you are happy - Happy new year - Thanks The control room will tell you how you can get your prize Thanks And if you want to be in the lucky box Sign up using the link I post on Sunday Sorry, we have a lot of people We are waiting for you stay tuned! Casual - What are you looking at? - The horizon! The horizon of Davood's bass Why are the strings red? What did you do to it? - They got hot! - Yes Shadi, tonight's guest! She was one of the people who wanted to come 40 times before Then suddenly something happened it got canceled And we had to postpone it Don't talk about it I begged her to come A great actress and director My dear! Shabnam Tolouei - Welcome Shabnam - Thanks - I can't believe I'm here - We are the same! We think it's an illusion We can't believe it but finally! I think you went to 50 other shows during this gap! And you finished your projects Films, she directed a movie she wrote poems If she didn't come this week, I think she would have started a dance class too - Right? - With Shadi I hope How is your dancing? As good as Shadi? - No! - You don't know how to dance? - This? Or this? - A little bit maybe - You have this? - Yes - So she is good! - It's not complete without hands It's so important in dancing how are you? Nothing, let me say something first For your audience When we see the show from outside everything seems so professional But when you come here, it's very professional! - Really? - And everyone is so loveable! When you talk on the phone, you assume that it's not like this But when you come here, you see that it's really like this And this is so rare these days - Thanks - Bravo! One of the lucks that I had in my life Is this team that you see here If I didn't have these guys... We wouldn't have this show And cool guests like you We wouldn't be here if you were not here How's your work? Talk about it Because I know you had some cool projects Yes, after COVID everything... - You didn't contact it? - No, thank God - You got lucky - You will get it today You will feel some changes tonight It's OK, I finally came here! I worked on an animation during this time For kids, it's educational For the children who started the first grade The first years of school Group A They can watch it with their parents It was a fun experience that I had for the first time I played in a movie before COVID How was working for children different from your other projects? It was so different and interesting Both me and Mr. Keyvan Jahanshahi
Our famous composer who got a lot of prizes in Iran Fortunately he lives in USA and so he worked on this show too We were sad about COVID And when we started our work We forgot that sadness and depression Yes, exactly it gave us energy it was so interesting We had to test it on the kids we knew When we recorded the voices, I worked on some characters too It was a different world We escaped this nightmare that we are living right now - It was very good - Great Today is the last day of school before holidays Good morning! Bardia is going on a trip with his dad and he is so happy Me and my dad are going to the sea! What are you going to do with your cousin? You said your aunt is going to teach you an instrument? - No - Why? Because I think they can't come She doesn't live with her husband anymore - Like my parents - Yes I'm sure Shadab is very upset Making animation is great because we do it here too Yes it's brilliant especially your voice acting Thanks, I'm your student! But when you work for children It has a different feeling The joy and happiness that children experience Is 100 times more than the joy that we show for something It's more honest and believable Therefore it's different, bravo and I'm happy you liked it You were talking about another movie I played in a movie called Mitra before quarantine And after the quarantine got a little... - Less? - Yes, when it got better It was premiered in Europe and some festivals Now we are waiting for it to stream on the internet So that people in Iran can watch it Are you going to stream the full movie? Or... I'm just an actress but... How are they going to watch it? I think one the international streaming services Netflix or Amazon, I don't know Are going to stream it It had some controversies before premiere Because of the composer... Can you talk about that? - You mean - Or you can't? You mean Mr. Namjoo?
He is not just a composer he played too He did, and we all worked together The acting part of the movie was a great experience It was so different for me because I played a woman Who exposed a girl who worked for a political agency when she was 18 - And it killed her - You play that role? Not me, the character... Your character exposed a girl when she was 18 and caused her death? And this is the true story of the director's sister Kaveh Modiri made Mitra based on a true story It will then turn into a story or a fiction... With drama This woman is a refugee after several years And Mitra's mom is there too The organization found her and asked do you think that this is her? We want to kill her It's very emotional - It's so strange - What you said was an action movie - What you said - Internal action mostly The challenges of a mother with a person who killed her daughter And what she will do to her Mr. Namjoo played the uncle of the girl who I exposed - And... - He wants to take revenge from you Yes, but you should watch it We should see the revenge He took his revenge from us stay tuned! Dear Shabnam is here You worked on so many projects outside Iran Art, acting, directing, animation voice acting You did them all But you started in Iran and you had so many projects there Why did you leave Iran? They banned me in Iran And I tried to lift this ban for 2 years It's a long story, I said it so many times and I don't want to take your time You can Google it - Give us a summary - OK I was born in a half-Muslim half-Bahá'í family My father was Bahá'í and my mom was Muslim I chose to be Bahá'í when I grew up But it was a personal choice and not even my friends knew about it Until the security asked about my religion They gave me a form and they had that information And I had to be honest And tell the truth to the government I told the truth and the consequences...
Truth has a high price in our country It's bad But the truth is, my story is so small in that country In a country with Shia Muslims And if they want to think differently they will face so many bans Saying that you are a Bahá'í will have severe consequences And it was so complicated they arrested me so many times They put me under pressure and I had to say I'm a Muslim And when they arrested me for the first time I had 4 prizes from the Fajr Festival As the best actress, writer, director And they said how did you got away for so long? Finally he agreed and they transferred the child After that his dad said no, I will take him to a private hospital Thank you for teaching me my responsibility But you should know giving information to the doctor is also my responsibility I'm sorry Your show is full of life and it should stay like this I just want to say when they put me under so much pressure And said you can't even buy bread in this country The guy there was called Mr. Kalantari In the national TV's security When I went there, they had long beards shirts and sandals They all wear sandals, they take off their shoes and wear sandals It was like they got stuck in time The year 2001 but it felt like 1981 And I got there, they asked who do you want to see? I sat there from 2 to 4:30 Mr. Kalantari came and asked did you said goodbye to your family? I said why? He said where you are sitting now I will say the names, he is responsible for the truth of it He said we tortured Mehran Modiri and his group here I said why? He said because of his show happy hour I don't know if he told the truth or not, but he said this And he wanted to scare me I sat there with a white scarf I don't know why I wore white You loved white from back then And because I couldn't wear make up I had blue contact lenses You wanted to get tortured! Those blue contact lenses were enough I don't know what happened I filled a form And I had to write everything again I wrote I respect everything but I'm Bahá'í And I want to work here he read the paper and said It seems like you won't back down but I will tell you something Mid-Sha'ban is Friday this year And this a sign of advent become a Muslim You can work and God will bless me because you become my sister The advent didn't happen - You became his sister? - No And Mr. Kalantari, wherever you are... Say hi to your sister You words are still in my mind after 18, 19 or 20 years It was a chaos but now you are at peace - You are happy - Peace and missing...
I miss Iran so much I don't have my watch now But it shows Iran's time I got one of these Apple Watches to see 3 things simultaneously The first is Iran, then France where I lived for 16 years And then USA where I'm currently living for 2 years But my time and soul are in those streets Where I fell in love, breathed in and my martyr cousin's name is on it I'm living there But I'm happy because we have such places where we can gather - We are happy too - You built another Iran Thank Iran is inside everyone who live outside Iran Many think that artists like you who left the country They left Iran, but in reality they took Iran with them And it's inside all of them and you are one of the great ones I heard that... Except your skills in acting and voice acting and some dancing You are a great singer too Great! You can't imagine So I was right She seems like - I gathered the courage... - You must sing here You must sing when you come here we are serious If this pretty and talented lady sing with me I will sing too, otherwise you have to sings with me - Choose - Otherwise? She said talented, otherwise... You mean my voice is bad? During the interview I praised you... How could you? You are a great voice actor I love it when you praise me Two coffees please! But I thought you want me to sing with Shadi Absolutely, so let's hear it! - Thanks for coming - My pleasure! The Last Chord Dance Shabnam Tolouei - She sings good! - Very good The lyrics were written by Fatemeh Ekhtesari And Majid Kazemi was the composer Bravo, great Thanks And bravo to you you sing great in Persian Yes, I love Persian If you want to watch us online YouTube, Twitter, Instagram Facebook And Telegram of MBC Persia My YouTube channel, we had so much fun during the last 2 weeks So much! This is it, we had so much fun Shadi's page who will post tonight's photo And mine We have no competition comment about the show Maybe in the future, if we see a lot of requests We may think about giving prizes - Sure, goodnight - Goodnight!
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