Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
foreign i wish i could go in there oh boy i want some chocolate maybe i'll go to the candy shop see what they have hey can i get some candy for free because i have no money no money i'm sorry kid but uh if i give candy for everybody then i'll be out of business i only throw out candy anyway when i'm singing so well can you can you sing now so i can get some free candy please please kid if you want candy you should uh get a free uh golden ticket you know wonka he's uh giving away free tickets in uh random candy balls golden tickets i i need to go on ticket to go inside the factory and then i get all the candy i want is that is that right yeah that's right kid you can do it just find a golden ticket and then you go to the factory you got a kid though that's extremely rare because it's only like five of them and uh there's the whole world and i think everyone wants them so good luck with that i'm gonna find one i i am candy man i'm gonna find one i'm gonna go to the factory you know i guess i could sing a little bit candy men men men men men candy men candy men men men men candy men candy men men men men men men men candy men okay well i i guess i'll i'll get going now yeah yeah have a good day there charlie oh hey there charlie how was your day today oh it was good grandpa but i actually heard that uh five people will get to go into the chocolate factory uh if they find like a golden ticket golden chicken well i wish i could help you find one charlie but i've been you know i've been in this bed for 20 years and i'm not getting out anytime soon you know i mean if i gotta go to ticket maybe i'll come out but i can't help you look for one it's okay grandpa if you didn't get out of bed for uh you know when i was born i guess it's not likely you're gonna go to bed now uh but uh yeah i hope i find one because i i really want a chocolate bar do you know cheer up charlie ah no no no no no no singing please no singing it hits me here's my ears okay well i'm gonna go to bed then all right charlie go to sleep dad i wish you'd let me sing i feel like i have a good voice and i really have no other role in this movie i just it just it hurts my ears anyway well i hope that boy finds a golden ticket i mean we have no money but i hope he gets one you know me too me too dad anyway you should get some sleep i'm gonna go to bed as well this machine will tell us the precise location of all five wonka golden tickets and i'm now going to ask it computer where are the five golden tickets it says i'm not telling that will be cheating all right uh i am now telling the computer if it shares with me the location of the five tickets i will gladly share with the grand prize it says uh what would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate i'm now telling it precisely what it can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate this just in breaking news all five tickets have been found all five tickets have been found by kids and some shady dude all five tickets are taken i just wanted to find the ticket and go to the factory i'm sorry charlie well i bet that chocolate just tastes terrible anyway i was looking forward to some cabbage soup anyway i bet that tastes better than chocolate chocolate gross right i'm sure you're right grandpa i'm sure you're right about that i bet it tastes terrible i don't want to go to the factory anyway cheer up charlie stop singing please stop uh okay well i gotta go see you guys hey there's money in here sweet i'm gonna buy candy hiya candy man i like a candy bar please candy bar you don't have any money i do have some i found some in the streets so i want a candy bar please okay all right here's your candy bar kid enjoy there's not any tickets in there though because they already found all the uh tickets you know i know but i just want a sweet taste of candy so i'm gonna take it home and eat it i'm going home with my sweet candy bye candy man yeah see you around there charlie see you around hey mom hey grandpa hey grandma hey everybody hey charlie how's it going i'm good i found some free money so i i gotta i got myself a candy bar anyway i'm gonna watch some tv now okay yes let's watch the tv together let's all watch the tv we bring you this special report let you guys know that one of the tickets was a fake the shady person faked their ticket that means one of the tickets is still out there and anyone could find them one more ticket out there wait a minute yeah charlie oh open your candy that you bought earlier wait oh my goodness there's a golden ticket in here what charlie it's not funny to make fun of us like that okay yeah charlie that's they've already found all the tickets already no there was a fake one and i haven't i have the ticket right here oh my goodness we're gonna go we're gonna go to the factory i can bring someone too check it out grandpa golden ticket for days right here guys i'm gonna take it for days we're going to the factory oh my goodness oh you're right charlie you're right oh my goodness it looks like you got the golden ticket you know what we got the golden ticket we got a golden ticket we got a golden ticket we're gonna go to the factory yay i got free candy for life now this is gonna be sweet right yeah oh man this is gonna be sweet come on let's go let's go let's go i've been in bed for 20 years but it's good to get up and move my feet right guys come on all right yeah all right slow down there grandpa slow down um you just got out of the bed i'm fine i'm honestly i'm good i'm good cheer up charlie no no no stop singing stop stop we're happy we're happy now but it's my only song let me sing it no no we're dancing having a good time i got a golden ticket i got it all by myself well actually i found it grandpa so uh it's fine fine you can come too though fine all right let's uh let's let's get going then all right all right let's let's go i'm going to put willy wonka out of business because i'm going to eat all his chocolate in one year please i could eat all this chocolate even quicker than that when are they gonna open it up come on i've got gum to eat come on hey charlie come over here charlie what okay oh hey uh candyman marcus how you doing yeah i'm good charlie listen to me i want you to go get me an everlasting cupcake you hear me because i need one for my shop everlasting cupcake what what what is that that sounds amazing yeah yeah it's gonna be sweet man everlasting cupcake you get me one of those and uh we can be both be rich you know what i mean we'll be both rich anyway i'm gonna get back to the shop have a good time in the factory charlie okay thanks sir marcus i'll see you later buddy my my look at all these children oh oh i'm sorry i'm sorry look at all these wonderful children here are you ready to come into my factory yeah let us in already come on we got our tickets we want to go come on patient children patience all right let me open the gates and let you in are you ready for a wonderful day come on i want my chocolate please give me my chocolate come on children i want to go fast out of my way i'm first here we are what is it what what is this room this room is so small um is this room actually shrinking or is that just your imagination i think that's from something else oh really what's that from uh some ride maybe welcome where's the bathroom i gotta use the bathroom there'll be time for bathrooms later now everyone up the stairs and through the tiny door up there but we can't fit through there wonka we're too big for that nothing here is as it seems this is a place of imagination and mystery and stuff let's go everybody this room is getting smaller i think we're getting bigger i can't fit up here this door is too small come on everybody up you go well i don't know about you guys but i'm getting something to eat oh man look at all this candy here it's amazing so many candies here i don't know what to choose yes what do you guys think of my imagination there's so much candy here try some of the chocolate desserts mmm they're very good hey wonka how did you make this place so magical magical it's all for my imagination and also i pinterested a lot of it check out this one i followed pinterest on cool ideas for chocolate factory it's pretty neat wait i got a sea dish really yes hey grandpa we got sausages over here candy sausages look at all this chocolate in papa which is awesome oh my gosh look over there who are those things whoa they're like little guys over there little little little workers or something hey dad i want one of those oompa loompas all right all right there uh i'll get you how much uh how much for uh willy wonka i'll get you one so you worry how much willy wonka i'm sorry but they're not for sale come on woolly everything's a sale if you have the right number come on come on willy ah no they're not they were my friends and my workers and i like them a lot all right we'll just have to negotiate then come on dad i want one come on give me an open loop and now yeah i'm gonna go into the chocolate river augustus no no get out of the water augustus get out that is chocolate not water oh this chocolate is delicious so good so good my son where did my son go he's been sucked up by that giant pipe there oh oh well i guess he's a gonna now he's gonna get uh taken to the uh fudger factory the fudge factory no no no no no bring him back willy wonka i think he's in the pipes now what what watch it watch him go don't worry i'm in the chocolate pipe mummies it's everything is it's fine right now augustus no vodka where did he go ivanka oh here we fudge in seconds you should probably make your way down to the fudging room where uh you can retrieve your son there oh augustus i'm coming mommy's coming for you augustus uh are we are we singing a song of this at this point are we uh okay uh oompi loompi your kids are the fudge room okay well now let's go down to the laboratory should we take that uh that that boat over over there believe me you do not want to go on that boat uh the last people we send in their boats uh really got freaked out now we're just gonna take the stairs down there oh okay i guess i guess we can take the stairs i'm ready to go i'm ready to go here we are in the inventing room want to see something really cool that i've been working on i can't i haven't quite finished it yet but it's almost finished sure walker let's see it what what what you got working on there i call it my everlasting cupcake machine button button who has the button oh here it is right here now who wants some cupcakes everlasting cupcakes me me me i want one wonka i i want a cupcake i want two gimme two wonka i want two everyone will get one cupcake each okay one and don't eat them because they're not quite ready yet i'm still walking out the kinks okay i'm gonna eat mine right now i don't care oh this is so good it lasts forever and it tastes like blueberries it's like a blueberry cupcake this is amazing violet he told you not to eat that violet hey wait what's happened to my daughter what's what's going on with my daughter i feel kind of funny i ah what's happened to me what's going on my daughter's a blueberry walker fix this fix this problem oh no she's a blueberry uh-oh what's happening to me i gotta i gotta go be juiced okay oh i gotta go with these guys yay coming back you've been turning your blueberry and now we have you hearing stuff okay this is ridiculous my daughter's a blueberry all right well should we continue our tour everybody two naughty children gone three very good children left am i right all right come on everybody and here is my special fizzy lifting drink room a little drink of this juice will have you floating in the air unfortunately it's kind of setting people too high up so it's not quite ready yet can we try some wonka i'd love i love some of the drink right now i'm so thirsty sorry my boy sorry there's nothing we can do about that but uh i just want you to see this room and uh now we shall uh be leaving okay everyone follow me down this way hey charlie let's get some of this juice huh i'm pretty thirsty as well you think so grandpa okay yeah let's do it it's gonna be sweet bottoms up feels good i feel the bubbles all the bubbles inside my body oh i've never felt like this before i'm flying grandpa i'm flying me too charlie look at me i'm flying towards the ceiling this is amazing oh this bubble stuff is good maybe too good oh i'm get i'm getting very crappy i'm getting too close to the fan grandpa i can't stop floating upwards oh wait funny can perfect work this helps oh boy well let's get back to the tour okay and here we have our golden eggs production area dad i want a golden goose okay so i can like have my own golden eggs all right veruca i'll get you a golden goose when we get back home okay no dad i want one right now i want a golden goose right now dad but we're on a tour darling all right let me uh let me ask wonka then also i think these are golden flamingos not golden gooses i don't care what they are dad i want a golden goose get me a golden ghost right now or i will never love you again all right all right be reasonable i'll try my best all right wonka how much for the golden flamingo i'm sorry but they're not for sale come on you said that about the balloon give me a golden flamingo you can't have everything in this world enoch and your daughter i want one now and if i don't get what i want i'm gonna get very angry i want a god of flamingo and a golden ghost i want one now where'd my daughter go where'd you go i'm sorry but she was a very bad egg my daughter my door she wish where's she gone well i'm afraid she's uh gone to the trash and uh you know they take that out every tuesday today is tuesday it is it is tuesday so you better get down there quick before she's uh taken away for good baroque i'm coming for you darling i'm coming for you oh man she was a bad egg i get it because she was on the egg machine right here all right on with the tool on with the tool now now this is a very experimental room what is it uh wonka it's the wonka vision i'm gonna be beaming hot chocolates and cupcakes to everyone around the world holy moly how did you how did it work let me show you i was hoping you would ask ah tv i love tv i watch it all the time that's gonna be suede let me show you how it works see that those are the particles that represent the cupcake and it's beaming to the tv over there what what's happening where where is it wait i see it i see it coming through whoa that's amazing you made that uh cupcake shrink yes i know and we can beam the cupcakes to everyone around the world as well and you know what it doesn't just work on cupcakes either wait what can i be on tv oh i want to be on tv i gotta try this hey walker do me next to me do me do me do me i mean okay let's uh let's do this thing me me me me me me me me me me me me me is he coming through mike mike what's happening i think i can see him hey look at me i'm on tv hey mom look at me i i'm on i'm on the tv this is so cool sweet mike you shrugged my boy hmm i guess it does work on people interesting i always wanted to try that well i'm sure your son's fine just take him to the stretchy room and uh we'll get them all sorted out okay my son my boy back i'm coming i'm gonna get you stretched that'll be great hang on you don't know where you're going well yes sir it's just us huh oh boy this place is uh this is crazy all right well that's the end of the tour so um thanks for coming and um yeah the exit is right over there so uh exit um wait what yes that's the end have you not uh seen enough i've shown you all the the factory anyway i've got so much to do anyway bye-bye see you later now what but what about all our free candy did we get like a lifetime supply or something okay um well i'm gonna talk to that willy wonka hey walker you promised us free candy um i didn't promise you free candy i promised you nothing yes you did at the beginning you said we went free candy for the rest of our lives i think that was on the ticket you don't get free candy because you drunk the fizzy lifting drink you get nothing you hear me nothing so get out of here okay you were naughty and so you must leave you get nothing good day sir i say good day to you come on charlie let's go someone wants a everlasting cupcake they're gonna get one hey willy wonka here's your here's your everlasting cupcake bag oh charlie don't you see you've did it my boy you did it you've passed the test you've done it this over here is my friend marcus oh that's marcus he's the one who wanted the the cupcake there ah marcus he's uh worked for me for years yeah that's right charlie that's why i work for the candy shop i mean uh willy wonka we go way back right uh willie we sure do we sure do marcus you know charlie i've been looking for a child to take over my whole factory here and i think you are the white boy the whole factory for me that's right see i know a child would only do the right thing for the chocolate factory and you're definitely the white child for the job boy oh boy this is amazing oh my dreams are coming true and you know what charlie i have something more to show you as well serving more what do you have to show me follow me charlie follow me let's go all right i'll just um yeah i just gotta hang out here then that's cool yeah candyman can do whatever he wants to do let's go i'm going to show you this amazing invention wow i call it the wonkavader come on everybody come inside wow this is the wonkavader amazing oh where can it go i can press whatever button i want to amazing i'm going to press this button right here do it charlie let's see where it goes wow you
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