Shane, Ryan, and Ranboo Play A Horror Game • Part 2
[Music] [Music] and we're back yes that's right were you here last week we were playing a game with our dear friend rambu he's outside let's go talk to him well you were playing at me i am running for carl and me we're we're playing a game what's this game called the closing shift closing shift so far we've just been making coffee yeah honestly just just having a good time i don't think you i don't think you got it right no you have to you have to throw it away god damn it well shall we dive back in um okay i need a mouse perfect [Music] okay last we left left off we were receiving some creepy poetry you guys see my little feet yeah please oh no yeah oh no creepy taxis no no i know her best maybe after your mother and father i'll be number one in time she talked to me she picked up my phone and went out of her way to give it to me i knew she felt the same way i did we are in love today is our anniversary ryan how did they get your vows i don't know i was just thinking that exact same thing always weird to get an anniversary text from somebody when you're not in a relationship yeah yeah especially like under the door as well yeah what is the function of that door thing it's like a doggie door nice shoes yeah we're going to work go to work uh i'm sure everything is perfectly fine i'm going to ignore that text and just go straight outside oh it's still snowing i'm going to run in the snow because i'm from the midwest and that's what we love to do no no baby this time oh yeah where is that baby oh yeah that's right the baby with the nipples i don't think that's the weird you know just keep going honestly let's see have we already gone off i don't think i think you went like accidentally down like a back alleyway yeah what are you doing i'm escaping the matrix look at him he's exploring there's the there's the parking lot do i see my footprints in the snow no i'm fully uh immersion here we go go to work this is my car that's what i say to myself every time i get to my car this is my car oh huh the car won't start i have to take the bus oh no my car oh do you think this is foul play smoke doesn't come out of cars like that that's not supposed to happen well i'm using my detective brain my detective brain is recalling that we previously am i going the right way oh no jesus christ oh my detective brain is are we where am i in my own backyard finding the bus there we go the bus has to go down like this really like remote area for this one stop yeah yeah this is the bus stop oh along the bus oh cool change of scenery nothing unnerving going on here can i walk around no just enjoy the ride okay oh oh oh oh please bmw no no no no no no please he looks like he could be a murderer this seems promising oh there he goes might be a little possessed honestly yeah he doesn't like he just looks stressed hey guy is this true honestly is this the [ __ ] are you looking at yeah that's right turn back around turn your 2d face i feel like all men should just play this game just because it feels like a woman simulator there's creepy guys on the bus staring at you now who's getting on or is it possible that you farted he was turning around to see who that was that's true okay okay all right there we go hey here we go back at the old coffee shop drive through and there's the entrance back to work let's talk to our favorite manager i can't wait what's he going to say now back here he's probably going to yell at us a little bit and then immediately disappear i think that's that seems to be his mo oh i got to put away my stuff first okay he only appears when you put away your stuff where you at come on we know you want to yell at us do your old hit and run routine maybe he's in the bathroom [Music] [Laughter] whoa is he going to fight you oh no no he was ready to that was like a reaction yeah i didn't expect okay you scared the [ __ ] out of me i guess we did storm into the bathroom why is he panting so hard alone what are you doing in that bathroom well he's resting damn it get to work oh whoa jesus oh my gosh it's all sweaty that's like when burgers exits the bathroom flies out of there like a bullet that's right okay i guess it's time to work yeah that guy is tall it's like everybody walking like they have actually just holding it in oh didn't even order didn't even order just kind of sitting there he's just sitting there to take advantage of the wi-fi like a prick hey you going to buy something bud anybody else coming in does the store not have like a customers only policy it should be right no loitering though one time i ran into a starbucks and i really really had to poop and uh luckily they let me do it because i was gonna it was gonna happen right there and it was really embarrassing too because after i got out of the bathroom they were like love your show by the way and i was like well i guess this is on brand oh oh there's someone at the tractor i guess do i oh oh okay drive through i didn't even realize there was a drive-through oh hello this guy looks like a crash test dummy can i help help you oh a ticket oh there you go oh what do we got oh god a caramel macchiato yeah coffee and coffee i like i want you to wait we're going like impressively fast caramel sauce for this past week shane's been practicing making coffee virtually yes yeah i want him to move forward there you go sir oh you have more okay another caramel macchiato i could have made two of them at once it's more honestly i'm glad i'm playing this with people because it seems yeah we're playing this a lot did you play this alone i've played it very alone were you unnerved by this point um i mean yeah i mean like when the guy was like starting to stare i was like ooh now it's getting creepy but again for like the first like hour i was like this is just working at a starbucks yeah that's all this is but if you're doing it by yourself you're immersed you get to feel the feelings of creeped out when you're with like a party environment like this you're like hey when's this guy gonna get to murdering did you stream it when you played this yeah were people were they like yeah put that in the put that pastry in the bag i mean they were impressed when i was doing it fast and everything and then they also very much yelled at me when i got it wrong whoa oh jesus oh my god i left real quick the cars in this game really drove through the fact that they really zoom out it's like cyberpunk is that guy still staring yeah he's sure he's still there in his face that guy's gone uh oh hello man oh look at that scarf oh quite a quite an outfit oh it's like oh look at this guy in the background he is he looks like that from science yeah i was just thinking the same thing the alien signs except from a scary movie are you alone i'll give you this if you like this rosary bracelet is set to ward off evil you should keep it i bought it from an infomercial on tv they said embarrassing no but when i worked with starbucks nobody gave me a rosary oh i guess i'll take that what's on the order here uh green tea latte [Music] what what are you laughing at [ __ ] game i swear there's there's horror in it they really make you work for it she better what do you think of that ma'am oh that's a smile okay thanks for the rosary she's getting oh that's my favorite part watch your zoom away and off we go i'd love to be able to control a car like that just be able to go left oh yeah just like not even by turning just like a zero point turn okay oh this could be a friend of mine you know oh sister wait oh no not actual sister idol sister aren't you a cute one are you by any chance a model or something she's just getting hit on left and right regular what a waste i'm sorry you should definitely what a waste yeah i mean do you want me to introduce you to my office keyword absolutely oh well i'm not sure about them maybe we're sort of koi i don't care if you regret it oh okay i'll have salted caramel mocha please okay yeah i can do that for you what do you think of that huh yes another satisfied customer just get hit by a car on the way out something first why do you want her to get hit by a car on the way i need something to happen here throw a coffee into my face do something i'm enjoying just the calm coffee making honestly like i could i could this is nice it's like you ever watch those youtube videos or it's just like cafe ambience yeah for like yeah yeah i guess i can cooking videos but i'm in here for the horror all right that's what i'm here for i watch videos of guys getting shaved all the time because it's really relaxing we could make it wrong if you wanted to what this guy he's got his shirt off interesting okay it's snowing which is okay and he is now it looks like his dick is the entrance to the upside down he's got moves i gotta say all weirdness aside guys jack this guy's good he's pretty jazzed it's mesmerizing honestly he said hey hey it's so hot today i'll have a caramel chili patina it's uh snowy excuse me sir could you please put on some clothes and not make a scene uh come on i won't be here for long i'll say it wouldn't be a disaster if a customer catches a cold what what are you worried about me things but it's hot today it's cold outside it's one degree right now it's so snowing sir let's go with that i see i don't realize how different people's senses are i might just go home i don't think that's how he sounds changed no he would definitely i see yeah i didn't realize how different maybe do some push-ups so your voice is like out of breath i see i didn't realize how different people's senses are i might just go home oh wait you gotta finish it and then i love the response take care take care honestly he's i i hope he comes back that guy i think is maybe one of the most normal people we've met that's true honestly yeah clean toilet and take out trash great where's my little brush do i use the rag for this well i'll take off the trash as one does after they see a naked gyrating man at work they think well i gotta take out the trash take them out the trash quitting after that i don't think i'd quit i think that i'd like i don't that would actually make me want to work there more that's true i guess people like that coming in like something happened you got a story a little titillation at work never hurt anybody i wonder if we're going to see that nipple baby again that would that would have been a good tandem the two of them the nipple baby and the gyrating man what if the nipple baby was being held by the gyrating man and they're both shirtless what if what if the gyrating man is the nipple baby's father oh i thought you're gonna say what if the gyrating man is the nipple baby but grown up like he is like in some sort of like sped up like particles that's why he thinks that it's cold yeah because he's a baby man i like this theorizing guys i'm sorry i'm not really involved in it because i'm just uh i'm scrubbing toilets over here cleaning shop you're cleaning okay great oh this place was great uh-oh not again is someone moving in oh [ __ ] oh oh oh oh it's got red eyes one caramel macchiato please i think he actually did order something what do you got sir it says you okay you got it your fingers your lips i'm gonna guess that's coffee and steamed milk what is this big ass clock in the background i don't know oh are they timing me do i have to make this fast is that what's happening i think so oh i'm thinking about the steam milking no i don't god damn it you must appease the shadow oh no how much time is the shadow get that [ __ ] out of there okay what do you think of this ah there's one for somebody and then what's now what's this another latte okay quick quick quick uh we to get a good review from these guys all right after after having the gyrating man in there the overviews have been waiting no i didn't put the milk in god damn it damn it dude you're whipping it oh is he gonna kill my ass i hope so you're doing so well before and then just instantly as soon as there was a bit of pressure from the demons capitulates immediately storeroom back here let's go to this breaker again maybe turn the lights on where the okay there we go all it took was a thing just a little dark and wonderful little demon ordering a drink and that's all it took for a little shady of a day to start sweating in his pants where am i exactly i think you had a heart attack oh the driver oh my god no no no wait is that oh oh it was a nightmare oh did you ever have dreams about working at starbucks was this a recurring one howard schultz would show up and tell me he was running for president uh okay so sometimes that was just a dream yeah that was just a dream so me i'm dr uh oh oh pov shot so i'm dreaming of a gyrating man that's pretty true to life into some freaky stuff yeah okay hopefully my car is fixed well that was a dream so i guess it should be fun all right stop snowing just in time for christmas do you get to celebrate christmas in this game hold the gyrating man invite him over for a turkey he gives you a present there's a gift of dance he wears a little bow tie on his belly uh go to work this is my car i love it okay let's we also dreamed of our boss uh taking a taking a dump yeah there's a lot to unpack there in that dream i want to see this boss he does make me laugh now detective detective detective so my suspicions were true i'm glad you contacted me calling the police won't help all they'll do is brush things off to lessen the workload which is why you have people like me i'll take a look around and see if i can find anything okay and we have trinity from the matrix coming in right now wow look at this a sexy strut yeah salted caramel mocha here so oh two of them i think you'll love it senpai oh there's another one okay i guess i'll try that then i'll have a dark mocha chip chill pacino sumi you're not getting salted copper milk yeah i'm gonna try something different today i already have one today i see about a chill patron on a day like this you're so young because it's delicious how would you like to pay your bill yeah oh is today the day the photo shoot or something is the store going to be featured oh man uh no i don't think so why what but i saw someone outside taking pictures huh was he taking pictures of the store hmm yeah the store and you most likely damn it i should have done my makeup this is inception yeah i know i can feel myself are you sure thank you so much senpai i'm in a good mood lately my son used to be a shot in this in a better mood now that he's going backwards this is a ridiculous conversation i didn't have any good memory when i was his age okay i'll get you your drinks i guess thanks for that that's a really weird way of saying i would like one salted caramel yeah my son is a shutted uh one uh choke mocha something or other let me put the sticker on it babe there you go now get one for your poor friend with a terrible sudden shut in sun i've never had so much bloodlust playing a video game what it does is it makes your it makes your brain just like more susceptible to the scares by numbing it i know this is ours this is insanity okay goodbye doesn't get bullied yeah yeah okay should i go outside and see if anyone was taking pictures oh i need to serve the customer maybe look up at the little security cameras see what's going on out there anything no no all good okay anybody else i wish that gyrating man was there that would have been sick if he shows up then he has a literal dream come true uh okay who we got oh it's a nipple baby it's a nipple baby i think the nipple baby's back here comes nipple baby here comes nipple baby did she lose the nipple baby why can't i move oh because i had my fingers on the wrong keys okay uh she didn't speak to me she just ordered uh very rude excellent okay goddamn twilight zone man her baby's gone a lid i know you rotten woman there you go all right a hot drink for your baby hope you find your son yeah yeah seriously what's the point of the screaming little extra pep in my step to find my boy well she's like wow this stroller is much lighter i left them somewhere in town without a shirt on it i don't think they're facing out i don't think she even realizes that baby's gone look at this lady we know what you want that's strange ma'am oh uh i'm sorry but give me the usual embarrassing if you were like i don't know who you are what are you talking about i'll put the sticker on that bye take a hike this is the part i think she ordered something else what a waffle oh my god jesus christ it's she's old she doesn't have as much energy yeah time to go please leave all right [ __ ] off hell out of my store [Music] get more i think short of something else you gotta be kidding me lady a sweet red beans and butter bread no i gotta say that does sound good okay now you could [ __ ] up hey oh my god are you repairing the store's antenna at this hour what no ma'am uh oh somebody's up on the roof why i saw someone on the roof oh no what there shouldn't be anyone on the roof it could be the investigator maybe i should check it out could have been my imagination anyway the drink please yeah i gave it to you god i hope you find your amazing oh use the ladder to check out the roof i prefer not to where's my phone oh my stuff are gone my stuff are gone my stuff uh what's what's the best way to the roof maybe out here let's see there you go right there yeah okay there's a little ladder indent for it oh yeah we always put this here climb yeah no i mean i'd love to climb all right cut scene while we're climbing the ladder i might be getting into some stuff okay there's some bricks this feels like your prying place for a murder oh that's done go down we just went up let's go down this open vent that seems [Music] oh so we got a squatter here yeah looks like a banana that is a that is a banana someone's having a little fun with a banana is that a i don't know i think it was like an apple core okay oh my god you imagine if a minion popped out right now oh fast if i found out that someone was living in the store i don't think that i'd be like oh well i better close up first before i yeah yeah i just leave this feels way out of my job description bro i think it's a time for me to get it i don't want to get in trouble with my manager you know i [ __ ] that guy pastry shelf what do i got throw these out that's how i'm closing today you know we did have to do that a lot but throwing out the pastries get money i love money account prop i think you need a scanner for that one the money the money where's the money go maybe in the back in the money coming oh that's countless money some money that that's next baby again we're doing this after finding out the things about it let's count this money so we could get back to investigating that person who lives in the building let's see one two three four five six seven i need a machine to help me count okay counting counting counting counting great flip the sign to closed you got it oh ho hey man you got it it is uh should we scan his eyes that's counting one weirdo i don't like this man well can i grab a is there a can you just kill him look at the sign buddy well it's a good thing i turned that to close otherwise he would have been able to come in wildly respectful of signage okay he's that he's just at the front door just at the front yeah even though it's just a counting machine it does feel safer that you have this gun-like object uh should i try and get to my car oh he's gone he's gone dirty we got a creep on the loose uh okay all right let's go outside and face him all right what's the game plan i say we go out the fire exit and try to make it to our car we have the ladder get back out here should we go back in here let's go back in here i think it's a okay oh oh yes okay there we go okay now i've got a screwdriver that's right you can kill a person with a sprayer in the eyes well placed could end at all okay i'm gonna go back out here before i check outside okay uh is is that my car over there that's your car yeah okay i guess the game plan then is to go out the fire exit and check the bathroom real quick because you never know with this little perv okay you're gonna go out the fire exit and just be line it check here nothing okay no no no no no no no jesus christ are you dreaming again or are you getting killed no i think you're getting i think you're getting stabbed yeah not much like well i was gonna say the worst thing that happens is you is you die and this game is over so is that the end he just kills your ass no you can you can retry uh oh yeah we get to see his funny little face again okay we'll try and think of one other this guy's start for scones man he needs to here we go now i'm excited to watch him come yeah ready you better stay open i wish the dry writing man would come save all right let's let's uh let's get the the tactical advantage here and take the high ground that's right go full ob1 uh there was a vent can we go up to the vent or do we no you need to take the ladder outside uh oh there you go great okay let's go up he's probably just looking for his banana he's like let me back in my banana that's true you can separate a man from a banana it's a bad thing to do we do have a brick it's letting us pick up a brick this is going to be like home alone too yeah you're going to peschi his ass dude uh can i climb these yes oh dude i can't wait to [ __ ] just beam this guy in the head oh well there's the detective no is that the manager no that's inspector that's inspector gadget that's him that's dr loomis yeah dude my coop evil is out tonight oh hell yeah we're going to break this guy's ass that's right dude oh i want to see this guy die i really do nice right in the head dude now he's simulator this is really wild she's really so we've got both ends of the simulator spectrum yeah from coffee making to murder man as i picked up the brick that man looked right at me if i didn't drop it i thought he would somehow get inside and kill me that man looked terrifying i don't even know him why did he i had no choice i didn't mean to kill him i was scared i ran to the police i told the police everything that had happened that the police took me back to the scene and that man was no longer there michael myers yeah there was no one there the police took me back home and told me to leave to the rest of us i went back to the back to investigate the scene it's all over i'm tired after all that happened now i want to rest peacefully at home a fairly naive protagonist here like well he disappeared yeah maybe he went to heaven there's oh is there a now he's the ring girl uh all right can you move the cable is acting weird again i should call the owner guy this person that's what we're about to get this ain't no good we're done for where's my phone oh he took the phone that's right i forgot oh [Music] go outside yeah go outside the man who tried to murder me has disappeared into the night uh okay this is uh well the good news is you're pretty high up so yeah he's not coming up the balcony oh maybe oh your car's just gone this guy stole our car oh oh there's my phone okay how'd it get out there uh i must have dropped it yeah that's what it was okay cool all right what a nice night really nice night for me here you're just gonna walk in he's gonna be on the couch watching kimmel kimmel he's a kimmel guy come back closet time baby yeah let's go sneaky sneaky i always wonder what a killer's thinking when they're doing this like oh almost there oh so we just died that's the end of the game that's the good ending that's a good ending the good ending you get [ __ ] killed yeah you get killed a little bit later yeah you at least have like one hour to think like well at least i bludgeoned a guy that's true i mean i dropped a brick on his face wow a truly a truly educational experience very enlightening you know i'd like to play more of this genre what the coffee maker or the horror game retail horror well rambu thank you for showing us this very scary game of course yeah uh i'm sorry to just make you relive your memories at starbucks that was the scariest part thank you look if we're out there hunting ghosts in london we'll let you know i'd love to get possessed again yeah well i would love for that to happen although if you get possessed then maybe shane might get possessed because it's like a tall person then you're done for you possessed would be scary yeah yeah i know i can i can a large man i think my hands already slightly go backwards oh so if i need to do a handshake this way right i can do it like that i don't like it we'll see you next week everybody he won't be here but he'll be here in spirit i'll still be in this hotel room probably yeah it's yours we rented it out for the month so sweet i do i did forget to mention that when i did work at starbucks i did bludgeon amanda you did you did it's not something i talk about very often but everyone disappeared every barista is a murderer [Music]
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