This Counts Down to the End of Your Life! | 10 Ridiculous Tech Gadgets

This Counts Down to the End of Your Life! | 10 Ridiculous Tech Gadgets

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What's ambient the ambient, temperature just, like of the air yeah accent monster maybe the ambient temperature like, - what's the ambience, like in here it was hot. What's. Going on guys I am Matthias and welcome, to another episode of, ten, tech. Items that may waste, my. Money because. We found out that most of you do not buy these things that I buy because I'm buying them for you so I can waste my money instead, of you Tanner has picked out 10 items that he deems could either be tasteful or wasteful, but I will be that deciding, factor okay first item, emergency. Power USB, hand crank. Crank. SOS phone charger, camping backpack okay so I think the idea here, is that if your phone dies and you're all your other batteries, die this, will always charge. Your phone right you'll always have your phone but how fast could it possibly charge, it may be enough, to the point where it'll get a call off or maybe someone, will just be doing this in the background while you're on the phone you. Know if you got a long enough cable if you don't have a long enough cable it's just like you're. Like shut up shut up stop it and then stop and then dies I think the slower you crank the less you. Know the less power you can give 22, product rating is four out of five stars - people view this per hour it's like my vlog Channel, I'm. Just kidding my vlog channels right there I get hundreds of thousands of these not mailing - though I don't need views I get, views. I'm. A byte now there. You go dude. Look at this thing dude why is it sealed though important, crank clockwise oh. It. Probably just doesn't generate electricity, it's probably just negative, energy just takes all the juice out of your phone Oh what, what. Is this this is not what the picture looked like I feel so the idea of this is that you crank it walk wise and you plug your phone into that, what is this though oh this. Is an old product that we tested before this is gonna verify, that, if it gives us power they included that with it dang show that it can also be. Oh you, see that did nope. I'll. Watch let's see if we can do it really slow yeah see see, how it supplies less power as I'm doing it slower. It. Didn't sound like that before no. Before. I started clink clink. Before. I started, cranking counterclockwise. Counterclockwise. Cranking. Say that five times faster, clockwise cranking, counterclockwise to. Type. It five times faster in the comments all right let's see if I can get my phone charging, right now let's see what this does. This. Thing keeps getting caught in the way dude, I. Think. We broke it going counterclockwise I. Totally. Broke it yeah counterclockwise there right important, not to go the other way well that's a wasteful. I mean, I did go the opposite way but come, on I went like three turns, it didn't even provide, power when it was working though I wasn't working I tell you that sound wasn't there before but if the light was lighting up but now it doesn't even light up the. Cranks, too hard - story of my life. Next. Product oh I. Get it because of heart you're like trying to find out what it means no actually I was lost in thought. No, can you imagine. Can. You imagine melting. Clock can you imagine a melting clock I don't have to it's right there hey you work of art that tells you the time brother horribly though can you imagine the, future of fun it's not this I can tell you that can you imagine how much fun you'll have when you watch the clock and. You. Imagine, watching a clock I'm having so much fun watching time go by at, the cars surreal, quartz. Shelf clock artistic. Conversation. Piece simply, place on shelf or mantel no mounting hardware required. Look. At this. What. Do you mean you've never seen Roman numerals before. Where. Are all those signs, dude what is that ancient alien hieroglyphics. I have the perfect place for it. Then. When they said on it just crushes slightly, be like dude you so have you just broke time. It's. Not even a joke that doesn't make sense a bit how. Could you break time now why are you already rewrite this joke the black holes have anything to do with time, yeah. So how could you break a black hole dude you just sat on that clock and you made a black hole. Not, to mention you, sound on it with your black hole. There. You go that's it and, black is in dark because not a lot of light gets to it Kabu, Kabu kiya Star Wars The Force awakens kylo. Ren light-up chopsticks. Trying. To say like chalk sticks from the hit film bun and functional, use alongside other Star, Wars kitchenware items, dude I like, using chopsticks, no.

Place Will ever give me chopsticks, you ever noticed that when you're white they don't give you chopsticks, they give you Forks really yeah hundred percent Oh. Exactly. You have to ask my wife who's Asian never has to ask they just gave it to her literally in the same table they'll give me a fork and her chopsticks, stop, like, every place I've ever gone to a semester. And I'm like come on I speak the Asian. Just. Like that I'm like why you gave me chopsticks, oh they bring you another Fork, bring. Me another point they're like AHA look. If you look at it there's just four tiny chopsticks, on it and. I'm like good no. I keep eating no that's not what happens but they do give me that, trouble, at the car I. Got you some neuter dude. That's offensive to my wife chopsticks, no the way you said noodles I'm, gonna tell my wife you said this you can watch the video this is how I say nigger are you asking to be neutered I can call a doctor, and. They'll new to you I'm too young for that, the. Way you say that makes me think you should be. How. Do I ignite the blade. Maybe then okay so, then, oh. It turned out dead already well there you go isn't Chipotle a Mexican. Spice yes okay, what is with the, horrible, abomination. Of Asian, and Mexican cuisine, all in one you gotta know this is emitted, by a white person. Yeah. Chipotle, flavor that chipotle chicken some, white person was like yeah that'll be good I mean. It's working it the only issue is why would, chopsticks, are a little bit better is because they have a little bit more grip these as you can see are slipping, right off you know anything I'm probably doing it wrong too cuz this is why they don't give me chopsticks, I like the light saber esque part I think this works better is just like a little mini prop you know like when you get super mad but you don't want to break a lot of stuff. Yeah. So I'll say wasteful, sadly but it's cool it's a prop but that's about it so I'll use it as a problem and, now it stopped working again these things stink, dude they're like getting jammed and stuff they're not supposed to do that this one doesn't even work at all yeah, but no this is definitely a wasteful back hair shaver man groomer, ultimate, flex head body, a power trimmer, so we got this cup for Conor didn't we yes awesome, I've always wanted a role-plays his mom. No. See that doesn't work because this is a self back trimmer you can role plays his mom with a regular one yeah so I. Can't. Do this. What. I'm sorry like he goes from behind him, why, is an, imam. From behind no no no well yeah just cuz he loves his mom okay mom hug. Your mom from the front don't hug your mom from behind I just see kind, of relationship, with your mother do you have. The.

Car Dude get this bit over with boom. There, we go so here's what we're gonna do we're going to open this up how, does this work oh it's just supposed to lock like that. That'll. Show strong, that'll, cut corners there for sure. Okay. Let's go give Connor his new gifts. Hey. Guys don't don't don't fret but I'm going to turn on your life. I. Wouldn't. Do it near the computers right see these computers, these are beautiful, computers subscribe to. Dude. It's hardcore too for you thick hair. That's. Gay that's a chainsaw that's into. Back like. Actually, it's cut up I want to know because that'd be cool he want he's gonna show up one of these days are like a streak, to the top of his head. 3m. Precise. Mouse pad with repositionable. Adhesive backing, and battery, saving design Henry's saving design okay. What is this so, you can keep it portable on the go or something like that because I'm pretty sure if that's not gonna be the place that you put your mouse pad on the, top of your laptop. Imagine, like you just start using your mouse and you're just like where's my screams. Now. I assume, it's like the peel and stick where you can like stick it onto something else battery saving design are they are they saying that this particular pattern, enhances. The quality, of the, laser, of the bottom of your mouse and potentially, even the battery consumption. Battery, saving design extends, battery life of wireless mice where's this claim coming from though okay, it's somewhere in here but I don't know if I want to read it oh oh, precise. Mouse pad enhanced, the precision, of the optical mice at fast speeds and also extends battery life wireless mice up to 50% why they need a proper, surface, to work on to reduce the loss of signal and skipping errors, so mice, deals with skipping errors and they're claiming that's what leads to the consumption of a mouse battery, lab testing, showed the optical, mice from leading manufacturers, drew less current when using this mouse pad okay, maybe because it can detect, where it's moving a little bit better Add to Cart, stores. On the back of your notebook extends, battery life 15%. 15, 15%. Guys look you see it 15. All. The people clicking and thinking they're getting actual product reviews. It's. Like who is this guys how did you get so many views with, these product reviews I'm. Like it doesn't really work that great upside down D minus 11 that's. My rate. Yeah. Let's see if I can put it on my screen and use it yeah I can, I put. It on the top of my screen but then again it blocks your screen you can even use my face to mouse around on, oh yeah works way better yeah right by it I think it's the best use of my face really honestly, it didn't - okay. I'll save tasteful. Before. We get into the next product big shout out to Amanda for clicking that notification bell icon and, commenting down within the first 30 minutes thank you very much here's a shout out for you next, product smart thermometer dolphin. Thermo, capsule, non-contact. Skin, okay so maybe, this is one of those capsules that you swallow and you can internally, take your temperature you. Know I'm saying maybe I have kind of nervous about for someone to be honest you're gonna take your temperature, internally, I mean it's better than a rectal thermometer isn't, it still kind of a rectal thermometer yeah I guess cuz you got to poop it out yeah I don't, think you're supposed to eat this the body temperature of kids and adults object's temperature of baby milk alarm, for smartphone what how you tell the temperature front alarm oh there's a sensor, there's the body here's the cover here's the logo right here guys, but, it's where there's no logo here Jack, that's.

How We take our temperature also, can measure temperature of metal plastic wood water glass ambient, wine you, read that as ambient why ambient. What's ambient the ambient, temperature just, like of the air yeah accent monster maybe the ambient, temperature like, - what's the ambience, like in here it was hot. Baby. Milk yeah baby milk how are you gonna just casually, get the temperature of baby milk what do you mean you look at it dad usually you test, it with your elbow wait what. No. No. You do I'm not I go do. Not Bible is right test baby milk with elbow the most sensitive part inside, of your wrist not your elbow let's, say your elbows actually, senses but I know Add to Cart all right here we go guys this is all gonna happen right now all right Tanner open your mouth Wow. The. Giant, pill it's like a finger, Oh Oh. Guys. I don't have a headphone jack because, I'm an elitist okay so we're gonna use a dongle, guys have you ever heard of these things and it's not the thing inside your pants. Okay. Thermo capsule, open, okay please open, the capsule press the button to start the measurement. Okay. That's 34 degrees I'm dead oh. Okay. Let's. Just change that to Fahrenheit, for us American, folk 94, degrees yeah, that's that's not great but it evidently for this baby it's great a. Little. Bit closer. 97.3. Wow it, was good no matter what I think 94. Degrees is not good no the issue with this is that there's a lot of room for user, error I'm sure you can get to it to make, it take accurate readings, but parents, are negligent, and they might take four readings which might give them incorrect data which might say that, their their baby's fine I must say that's wasteful just be normal and get a rectal thermometer okay, merge cube, a name of that is not great hold holograms in your hand with award-winning AR, toy for kids iOS Android phone okay so this. Kids. Are doing these days dude just. Come play with a stick I can't. Have fun enjoy have emerged you mom literally. Needs like a thousand, dollar device strapped to their head to play with like a plastic, little cube like use your imagination. What's wrong with imagination. These days I think kids have imaginations. No matter what yeah if you're not a great parent and you use like your phone as like a device for them to just use up all their time rather than to force their imagination, you know anything because like for instance Minecrafts. Out there and it's letting kids be crazy, a phone, or a computer is not a bad thing it's basically how you use it right utility parallels, with curiata me I think anything, that fits in that realm it's gonna 11 work yes so this I don't, know I can't say anything about it yet let's say we buy toys for Luna, doesn't really care she'd much rather like, go and grab something that's ours, off the shelf or you, know like find a rock and play with that yeah so maybe if you can make things with it I don't know Add to Cart hit me with that oh, okay. I think it's a cool idea the first holographic, object you can hold in the palm of your hand use your phone. Holographic, play touch and play with the Holograms the only issue with like this kind of stuff is that like you have to be looking through your, phone and it's like that's not a fun, way to live your life it's, like one thing to be looking at your phone but now you're looking at life through your phone the dangerous precedent, to be set it says get started, merge cube calm activation. Code oh I just gave everyone my activation, code so evidently there's three apps right here I can choose any one of these three oh it's soft there's more than 300, okay so you just downloaded eat these. They. Went lower than it okay, you see this interesting. So, it keeps telling me to put it back up like this okay so do. I press it no I can't press it on here because there's no like green screen but I have to click start on here I sent round starts in three two one what are we doing go, disconnect, all of the green wires okay green I still have to PI have to aim at it with the foam I actually I have, no idea what's happening right now how do I disconnect, this green wire that'd be better if you would be able to interact with the actual cube instead, of having to interact through the phone I think you'd be able to do it let's say you made this like a bright green cube, then the phone would be able to potentially. Key in real time not key frame but key, out chroma key so I mean it's possible and that's what I wish they would have done but I'm stuck, on this so I'm just gonna Oh ready oh my gosh why did it countdown and then ask me to say ready are you ready ready so this is dumb too I have to lick I have to literally go over here and click the phone okay so now I'm ready now I'm gonna just come on dude what you're doing dog oh I did I already disconnected it so I go back where did it go oh it's still not disconnected.

There's Two sides to this task complete, okay, round two, starting, in one two three go, but then it says ready. Threw me off activate, all the number two switches enter, the sequence seven, five one, on the keypad number five keypad, number five, oh just. Literally gave it seven but, okay. Next app okay so what's this what's happening here, okay so there's like different things I can do in here so that's kind of cool so let's see a hollow body whoa. So you can kind of like hold a heart in your hand like if you're a big fan of Indiana Jones or if you're single. And. Then you can kind of like see every part of it and then if not you can click the little back oh there's, a skull that's interesting, creeps. Me out it's like it's talking to us ah. You. Suck. Okay, so let's look at something else now let's look at a, castle, oh now. That's cool, I don't know why but that seems like way cooler to me the only issue is I really, wish it did key out your fingers I wish it did key out your fingers because that would make it look way cooler isn't that cool. Cube. My god oh wait. What's, happening in there Oh, fireworks. Look. At that at the top of it yeah so it's a really interesting like little novelty, item it's kind of hard to do everything it probably be easier, if you were wearing it but then it'd be like a less interesting, experience, I feel like it is very interesting to kind of meld these two technologies, together you know and it does a really well decent, job of tracking sometimes, it falls in and out but you know what can you expect I think it's pretty cool it looks very interesting but, I'll. Give it a tasteful but still go play with some rocks be kids you don't need these things to be happy luck star remote, control centipede, Oh we, had a remote control snake once and this actually, looks more creepy, old if the legs move them out I mean do that I don't like those I'm. Done, dude. Edge. Guard oh that's. So big. So. It doesn't look like the legs move it'll probably look enough, like it's moving turn the wheels when it is still. Don't. Turn the wheels. Do. Not. Do something in a racism. Primarily. Says doh, but I didn't read gnome for some reason you never do. Brilliant before I started a great fantastic, job my buzz how to be. Holy. That. Will trigger some people yeah that's scary from top down, okay. It actually is scary it doesn't feel like it's really waving, yeah. It's on carpet, do you think we'll be able to get some people but yeah however some let's do it people hate bugs hey what you doing in here did. Well. Not anymore I'm really nervous now. Any. Time you're walking with a camera, here. Why. That's. Disgusting. I'm. Just gonna say one thing when I was a kid those things used to scare there was I mean he's. Stuck. Okay. I. Dragon. Memory. Card reader two-in-one, Apple lightning cable, adapter, data sink okay interesting so, it's just a cable that reads like a micro USB oh, I get, it I get it I can use a long cable for it why couldn't you just put this part into that part I think it's also a USB two in one maybe that's why it's a two in one alright let's try it out Add to Cart okay here we go I assume you put that in there for me yes there we go alright so.

Really. It. Makes it look like it's way longer when they do that but really it's just that okay yeah so it is a USB but it's also a, memory card reader see, that dude boom not bad okay so now I plug in my phone to it and we find out what is on this device, says, I USB is not connected, you, why maybe I put it in wrong nope it's in there it just connected, immediately its system information test, footage I'm afraid or what I'm gonna find on here. Oh this, is old footage it, looks at vintage it. Cool. I mean it works one final test see if it charges it's, charging there you go ticker automatic, metal and silicone casual, watch as, a casual watch years month days this doesn't look like a casual watch hours, minutes seconds, local time oh so it's like a countdown watch displays, remaining, lifetime time, until product launch or any other special date remaining lifetime, notice that me in like your own life yeah, holy junk, dude ticker is a wristwatch that counts, down your life and helps, you make every second, count using, statistics. And a personal health algorithm, it will motivate you to make the right choices forget, about all the smart watches that keep you connected to your email 24/7. Dhikr is designed to help you seize the day follow, your heart and be happy dude if I put this on and it's like seven days I'm not coming back to work tomorrow. I'm. Never gonna see you again. So. Much remember ice cream, carpe diem an ice cream the carpe diem dude I'm gonna stop making YouTube videos that's, for sure, what, a waste the light this is watch. That, card, the. Happiness, watch my favorite things in life don't cost any money it's really clear that the most precious resource, we have is time Steve Jobs wait does my favorite things in life are the things that don't cost any money but by my problem no no this isn't his product I know I'm saying like why are they marketing it like that we might have a put that quote on there but then you're buying because they're they're trying to tell you that this product will help people realize that so maybe they'll throw it away what. They still bought it I get. You I get you right here it says 99. Years, 11, months dude mine says anything more than 10 years I'm feeling blessed. Yeah. Did you eat you eat garbage, dude, okay so I can adjust it so the local time is what it's 11 or 2 years months days ok so I can change this how do I do it more accurately because I don't want to just put in one day dude I don't want to just put in 7 days left to live I don't want to be that guy but that might be all you have left. So. What's the algorithm I thought they said they had an algorithm wait in, here guys in here it says life expectancy. By country, and gender. I. Mean this is all based on data so it's not like they're just suggesting, that yeah but it's not like it's true, yeah. Well data shows you truths my friend in the United States male 76. Female 81 which is really, high compared, ibly to all the other numbers, that I'm seeing a Republic, of Congo. 57. And 59 Qatar, 83. And 81, men lived longer I'm moving there dude they're moving a guitar yeah once I hit 76. Five. More years out of my life guitar. People have three years longer in United Kingdom there's not as much pressure to succeed in America everyone's, gonna dream. I'm. 29 right now so I have 47, years, left how does that make you feel bad 47, years that feels pretty good I can do a lot in 47 years I mean the last tenor and pretty much you sit on a couch true no I can still right there I mean what I mean as far as the exact, details go I don't know if that matters too much but there you go for me 47, years left that's it right there 47, years left if I start actually caring, I don't eat great are you better than you but I don't eat great that's the kind of guy to order a crispy, chicken tender, salad but only. No.

I Hate the recipe, yes. I did, he. Goes there he's like can I get this out. No. I thought. That dude you literally got a 22, ounce beer, yeah cuz I crushed it what you mean I'm office of myself yeah you ready all. Right fine I'm gonna get the no I'm still gonna get crispy chicken. There's. Some things in life that just they matter a little bit more if I live, one year less so I get to eat whatever I want I would make that I would make that game under purse but it's usually not that it's usually like 30 40 years less that's. The interesting idea, that I'm gonna just like put this on my desk one day it's just gonna go from 47, to 46 I'm gonna be like oh shoot, this wait till it goes from 10:00 to 9:00 and three two. All. Right guys this is tasteful, this right here is waterproof. Fire, ten things found at Walmart no joke it was actually, waterproof fired not even kidding not even click bidding you at all right there so click that pretty, crazy this right here's a video that YouTube thinks you specifically, will enjoy if you're new here also, subscribe. Because, I'd like to see you from here more often despite, the size of my beard, alright high five. You.

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Hey, about the last product, a fun (but not really fun) fact is that the place with the highest expectancy is in Japan, guess it's Okinawa, where women lives for 120 max. And the lowest is in an African country, I forgot the name, where men lives about 30 years. In general women lives more, even at poor countries. And you won't increase your own expectancy by just moving places... too much. The probability is already set at conception, and it will just go down based on your life choices. Moving places to gain years will work only if you adopt the life style of the place you moved in, and are under the same circumstances as the people there. Though it will increase your life just a couple of years, doing unhealthy things decrease it by decades. So straighten up this spine, stay far from the screen and turn on the lights. If you do this every day (or night) you may not develop back pain, lung cancer, severely arched spine, near sightedness, chronic bad mood, decreased lung capacity, eye fatigue, etc... and even cheat senility in your 50s. And you won't need to live like a monk in Japan for 20 years during your middle age crisis to achieve the same.

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This so funny like your VIDEOS so much

Get it or forget it New idea

Im a kid and can you give me a shout out plz I hit the bell and subscribed

Bash it or pass it

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Matt: type it five times fast in the comments Me: it five times fast in the comments


What happened to his blond hair?

2:40 love the wallpaper btw

A buy or a lie

matt you did star wars chopsticks before

You how to rate the snake

oh and how about kill or bill kill is bad and bill is good

here is a question for the watch that counts down your life: does it actualy work for the 47 years?


plus i love ur vids and im coming to la so i might meet u at hi5 studios.

plz help me with uploading a backround for my YT channel.




I have a merge cube


good vides

I subscribed and hit the bell

15:13 18:10 Thats what she said


You should download the “ holla” app and do reviews with people on the app!!! I think it would be hilarious

#notificationsquad and I subbed

Have you used take or break yet???

The word mangroomer made me cringe

My art teacher has that melted clock.

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LOOK AT HOW MANH LIKES YOU HAVE ITS A CURSED NUMBER!! Also where do you get that watch that tells you your life time, cause i need that


Matthias U Are Not Funny U Said In America Everybody Has A Dream

5 m concats

that death countdown watch is very pointless.ahahhaaha.because im sure its battery wont even reach 60 years :P

I learned about Steve jobs before

i shoot with sony, canon and nikon bodies and they are all great cameras that give excellent results, however my sony SLT A mount camera bodies have two major features that lead the pack, first the Electronic viewfinder that allows you to see the finished product before you actually shoot the image which opens the door for many many other features and second is the body stabilization...........i shoot for pleasure....

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Nice Beard :P

I speak the az

It it it it it

Watched one vid then couldn't stop watching great content keep it up

I committed and subscribed and liked please shout me out

I think they just don’t like you because I’m white and they just give me chopsticks also the chopsticks are just sitting on the table

I bought I bought that charger will crank thing off of wish and it did the exact same thing it worked for 2 minutes and it completely did not work for the rest of the is life

Awww Connor loved it! Awww ❤❤

My mom has a tattoo of the Salvador Dollie melting clock with my birth time on it ❤

He approved minecraft

My teacher has around 32 clocks in her room and she has the melting clock.

Kids are spoiled aka me

I was worried about getting braces but watching you made me feel much better! You help me with stress and tough times. Thank you so much!

I actually had that crank charger and at the end you need to unscrew it and put the gears together

Mike is hilarious

Fun fact for Mathias 97 degrees fahrenheit is good not bad so the app is correct

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Please make another wacky website video or another wacky app video

what about this type of technology for in VR, or Microsoft hololense

Wow,he looks young for 56 lol

It says I'll live for 150,000,000 years (yay)

My spanish teacher has the melting clock in her class

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number 1, wastfull because you failed to follow instructions... XD

I actually buy some of the stuff

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I actually had a merge cube which I got for Christmas and I tried it once and got rid of it

thanks for making my day mattias

2:32 It five times fast

I was in bed bath and beyond when I walked by a clearance cart, on it were random items and a self back shaver with a busted up box. My husband and I started laughing at it, jokingly saying things like eww someone used it!. We looked closer at it and I swear to god there were hairs stuck in the shaver!!! First time I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe and yet so grossed out that someone did that!

Wait did Matthias lose subs? He used to have like 8M, no?




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12:45 “and it’s not the thing inside your pants”



U should dye ur hair and beard blue and green


Only 2 more days till your death

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14:13 he looks like hes going to say the s word

Can I get a shout-out I turned on the bell icon

Matthias looks so old

It five times fast.....


There were merge cube things at walmart and they were originally 15$ an then they got marked down literally a dollar an they had an entire shelf full of em, me an my brother couldn't stop laughing

hey im about to cry.... it said rip matthias 3/15/2018 that's my birthday turning 11 you can't die then... !!! noooooo!

Sara Moore my cousin has the same birthday as you

I know

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XD AT 24:54

you said type "it" 5 times fast so ok it it it it it done...


I hit the like button and subscribed

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Did you see the Illuminati on the cube

Hi Matt. I love your videos!

" befor i quanted "

When i saw the back shaver i be like "Connor's mom shaves his back!"

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Matt you should do 10 foods that might waste your money


#notificationsquad Part of the squad!!

I subscribed

Dude, you finally got 5 million subs

21:36: "You said it, boss."

Congrats on 5 million subs!!!

#1/2 way to 10 million

5MIL dude

I’m not sure if anyone normal does this but I like to go back to Matthias’s original videos from when he used to sing and listen to them when I’m sad.

Ello Meowster wood you ike a up of tea

Dear Matthias , Just wanted to thank you for making me happy . Before there were a group of girls that didn’t like me for some random reason. Now I think of u ur friends and ur videos they make me smile

Roses are red Boilers are blue I clicked the bell icon, And you should too

I actually have that virtual cube thing...I have no idea how to use it xD


I have a merge cube its kinda cool


Yay 5mil

Matt hit 5 million yay

Slowly turning more dadlike? Did u dye ur beard?

This was the funniest video I have ever watched, I was completely euphoric the entire time. Please make one hundred more of this exact same video, oh wait you already did, all of your videos are the same.

Connor was so happy!!!

the special effects of the light saber are really good i felt like i'm watching Star Wars

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18:10 "That's what she said" ...

Anyone relies he lost 3 m subs he used have 8 m

I think shook nasty is a meme

Hi me cool Ghjoyvhrbcjdfu

5 mill Yay Congrats Matthias

Refund key fund

when i was 7 i felt like there was a hair on me so i went to get it and it was not there than i went to ut on my shoes and it was a centapede! ewwww

Late squad where you at

I click the bell icon

Happy 5 million subs!

Matthias love your videos

Do a try not to get satisfied video please and a shout out please

Matthias wait is that the real day you were born! Not the year!

luna is pulling such a you aka matthias face xD

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wait what ethnicity is his wife ?

I find a video on youtube i wanna watch but no. youtubr fucks up and starts to buffer.

It it it it it you said type it 5 times fast

Nice video

The 15th is my birthday noooo

Use or refuse

That back trimmer would be so useful also for shaving your legs if you are disabled!!! I should get one for my girl bc she has back probs and can't stay in a bent position for long.

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My mom says Minecraft is a bad thing and rots your brain

“What’s going on guys, i am Matthias -“ Me - but are you really …? *whips head around to stare weirdly at something* *make the conspiracy theories start rolling*

Awesome April Fool's prank if that countdown watch is sitting around... just take like 8 years off it. :D And then turn it into a running gag by adding or subtracting time based on roughly how "healthy" Matthias' lunches are.

Just out of curiosity what ethnicity is Amanda specifically? I genuinely want to know :/ .

Who watches tanner braungardt

Matthias dies tomorrow!

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Wellppp Now we know Matthias's birthdayyyyy

my art teacher has that clock

wow love your vids

wait matthias is 56 years old jeez he is old

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RIP 2:49

I don;'t have my imagination I lost it I'm 14 in 9th grader

Merge cubes are AMAZING it fun and teaches you stuff.

Why so much for a t-shirt?

okay, matthias likes to mess around on his videos, and when he started cranking it counter clockwise my pc had a critical error, but i thought it was matthias editing, and it looked like a windows xp screen. then my pc just broke, after some time fixed it but i was so confused

I have a merge cube!

I ugly

can you cut off your beard so your face was just back to normal!! Please Like if you agree

matthias only has 1 more day to live!

For all you people saying Matthias is 56, he is only 29! He said that at 23:17!!! Come on would he have a child at 56:/

I think he said he was in his 30s by the way who cares

I live in uk #Londonsquad

Omg me and Matt has the same bday February 5

I have a merge cube, it works better with an iPad! ;)

I can't even...

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22:31 no way you’re 56!


wait did that Mousepad Stick ?

this thing is so funny #bkonthecourt

was you really born in 1962? if so wow you look very young for someone who is 56 years old O.o lol i call bluff

Wait your 56 born in 1962

3:21 My art teacher has that clock in her class and it's almost impossible to read the time with it.

17:49 there is an illuminati

5:43 weirdest argument ever XD

Almost 1 million views

11:12 kissy kissy

check out there are so many gadgets available!

I clicked the bell

Nice background


5/2/62 had me rrrroooooolling, rotfl!

Can you please try this yes or mess

45 more days to go

That thing watch isn’t true cause it’s about genetics and how healthy it is and you should get rid of it

So dab

Matthias I

my school has the melting clock

Tanner is fun to have in the fire seat, he's so funny and energetic, but are you still having Sam, Gunner, ect. coming on to the Matthias channel. Nothing against you at all Tanner but it will be fun to spice it up a bit. If not you're not having them back I'm completely cool with your diction just asking, thanks!

I do love youre vids but you need to be a little more tasteful not wasteful

Can you do a bill it or kill it

RIP MATTHIAS 5/2/1962-3/15/2018

Nice beard

Hay mat the Merge Cube it the best thing in vr thing ever im extremely mad

He would of dies today

That centipede... no.. just no.. I can't even watch it lol....

I have a merge cube and its great

Lol normal people when they receive a back shaver :IAM OFFENDED CONNER : YASs


I was so scared bc I saw the thumbnail #1fantrust

2:20 counter cloc woixew cranking cohget clock siwd carskvki... i give up

how do you get the prodect so fast

14:06 what’s imagination

I have the merge cube

It’s 3m they make everything for the mouse pad....

You would be suprised Japanese flavors can be weird.

I see your daughter at 2:47

1:26 i thought it is condom

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I can’t stop watching his videos

You died today!!


I subed

Matthias I love your vids! going to check vlog!


20:09 that laugh though

Magical or tragical!!!

So it isn’t allowed to hug your mom from behind

Hey Matthias I can get that headset alone for $20 or more where I live


i still liked your video

of course black holes have time


Matt died two days ago??

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I'm never getting that countdown watch cause that will just stress me out

Illuminati cubes confirmed

I am ten and I play pretend games everyday with my friends

I got a merge cube for Christmas

Matties you forgot to say if the melting clock is watseful or tasteful

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i never had a trouble with a bubble thats wubbles

1:21 i dont need views i get view ......did anyone notice that was about logan paul apology on twitter after the suicide thing like if you noticed

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Lmfao 8:20 Connor stomach


I’m Asian and I don’t have to ask for chapsticks


For adults normal body temp is 97-99F and for babies it tends to be higher 97.7-100.4F

he died yesterday and i missed it

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is the date shown at 22:30 your real age

Cut ur beard like if agree

4:22 black holes have nothing to do with time

Love your show I'm a grandma and my grandson is a fan thanhs to him now his nonna is

Matthias qqq

Matthias u are my favorite person who is on the YouTube I am a human

plz make a soda challenge and plz feature me in ur vid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am trying so hard to get featured!

Matthias I have a merge cube it is so fun

Matt: I speak the Asian Me: ....... Nǐ bù huì shuō Yàzhōu (you dont speak asian)


“34 degrees, I’m dead”

At 4:09 of this video would of made your video at 13:36 a gut buster.

Mathias' voice makes me sleepy

minecraft is basically like vine now. it's dead.

who milks a baby?


I found out when matt was born he was born in 1989 because he said that he was 29 if u plus 1989 + 29= 2018


its not ambiance its ombee onnss

The beard!!!

I couldn’t even type it 1times fast what’s the point of 5 times

I was literally playing with a stick today lol Edit I was playing with rocks to how did he know

21:39 your welcome

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I have a great imagination all i see is my dead cat everywhere

23:11 Nah, it's because US healthcare is fast approaching third world rates.

hey matt your best

I think the watch has c4 in it so it will blow up. So bye

Hello Matthias my name is Joseph I have been watching your YouTube channel for quite some time now and you are allergc and thank you for making videos and by the way you're awesome.

Phil used the chopsticks

2:47 awww Luna looks so cute ❤❤❤❤

I’m Asian

15:05 look slighty closer to the cube and then what I typed will make scense ..... *ILUMINATY CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!*

It is not dumb

I HAVE. A melting clock

This is the reason I unsubscribed

Tasteful or Disgraceful?!

Tanner's laugh gives me life.


looking good with the beard! You're hot !


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Your not 56

hey did anyone think that matt was going to eat you at the shoutout ............ no just me ok bye        (luv your vids matt)

What if you do die n 50 days??

It 5 times in the comments

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I dont buy cause i dont got no money

6:43 he looks like he is conducting a hard core orchestra

my birthday is MARCH 28 (hope you don't die!)

Jeez if he was born in 1962 he would be 56! I thought he was only 30 something (unless they used a faked date)

Wireless mouse already lasts 3 years. Who cares if a mouse pad makes it last longer.

So funny

illuminate confirmed

At one point the subtitles say; " I wont be happy until I emerge your mom. " Or something close to that. xd

I’ve been watching you’re channel for a while and I just realized you have a big forehead

Sad thing is my art teacher has that clock

I've bought a couple of things gs you have had on here

That baby though

14:06 "what's imagination" I love playing with sticks outside

Salvador dali made the melting clock i did a project on it

Das okay you get my ad revenue! I don't skip them on your videos.

Matthias with his dirty jokes

I am perfectly fine with my hot wheels thank you very mich

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15:10 "Oh it's soft!" That's what she said!

It 5 times fast

So at 22:31 I did the math 1962-2018=56 so ur 55 or 56

And it uses money and does not work for most phone//devices

You just use your phone to look at it you don't a vr head set


The merge cube

I have it

Choose or refuse

The melting clock would be the death of someone on LSD tbh

My attempt: counter clockwise clanking cwounter cwoxkwide claneng clounter cqouckwise cranking I’m not doing it anymore I failed

Check on the melting clock and try and show a magic 8 ball.

I own a melting clock

50 days is like the blue whale challenge

the watch is creepy

Are you 56 or29 because you said you were born in 1962 but u also said you were 29 In the video so what age are you?

I HAVE A MERGE CUBE!!!! i like it but yeah go outside and play with a stick XD


I had a merge cube it did work on my Samsung s4

Team edge

Why doesn’t he wear the vr headset

I bye them

Matt is still alive by the way this video was unloaded like four weeks away

He is in his in his 40

Please keep that beard and stashe #NotificationSquad

i subscribed

Notif squad

Matthias I love your video I love how you do it. How do you do it?

Matthias This vid is so good

My ant has a melting clock

Matthias is only 29 years old as in my research

S A L V A D O R D A L I. That clock is for decoration mostly Lol.

Holy junk

Screw you


He was not born 1962

i dont think that the watch is good becouse who wants to see when they die? and im sure it will scare a lot of people and personaly i will never buy this but thats just what a random guy on the internet thinks oh and good video!

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