10 of the Most GIANT Products that Actually Work!

10 of the Most GIANT Products that Actually Work!

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What's. Going on guys I am pay off and this. Is my cohort, tanner tanner. No, we, shall begin. Oh. Yes. That's the, what we, are doing ten of the biggest, products. That actually work, that's, right. Number, one is. You. Know everyone, in the comments says that my beard elongates, my face so I look like a horse. Literally. That was the comment that. Wasn't me who actually collagen, fired. That's what I don't have a comeback fired, if. You actually get, to the point where you're funnier, than me you're gone. I'm. Gonna let you guys know whether these products, are good or bad if they're big rig. Pocket, knife see, it may look like to you that this pocket knife is next to some very very tiny, money, all is so funny but, it's not true, you've been lied, to by. Me, honestly. For the first 15, words I was looking like I don't know what you're reading dude you. Went all like acapella. Yeah I, compel. You, just mean I copy the actual word okay but acapella, it, meant what I meant hey listen to me guy I tried my best to you giving me a lot of flack I'm. Trying to bat the words away my. Breath smells good what are you talking about what a fantastic, night, with an old Oprah, Oprah. Did. It in today's vlog I was crying because I walked up to Gunnar and Paul was like darn Connor Connor and he was like so deep in the zone he turned around and took his headphones off and then balls like where's Tanner and got a rose its accomplice, cops. Oh, surprise. Party. Music. Patrick's. Office that's what he's trying to say but he's like jakara Pachi. Pachi link. To that video right there it's a funny video subscribe. To my vlog channel cuz I need more attention now, let's go back to the pocket knife it's a giant knife what more do you want can I cut some stuff with it yeah we can add to cart' I'm, so excited, I, just can't, hide it Wow. Does it look big doesn't look big but here's my hand, we. Got big this pocket knife is do you think I can hurt something. Calm down there, cold-blooded. Killer boom, how do you close this oh here we go say Alakazam, oh yeah, you actually closed it like an actual pocket knife actually, Wow actually, this is sharp. This is shark a machete can we prove it no no not like cutting you just cutting. Cutting. Something else do you have something else I can cut yeah. I'll. Give you a blood brothers thing but Wow, there, you go guys that's not annoy that's, annoy you, this Apple is machi isn't, machi the green stuff much about you know. What do you call it when an Apple is like saw and it's like do you what do you say literally down in the comments below I'm curious because I've never been confident, with that word but the word I use when an Apple is like a little soft and like granular. In your mouth like just doesn't taste good it's like a little old, I call it machi I call it squishy, or woody, you know it's like woody okay, I can see woody yeah see. What I mean look at this dude. I can't perfect example of this is like when I go to press the knife against, it and like the skin wrinkles. Instead, of being cut what, is this, take, a take a bite of that nasty, just to make sure cuz, it does smell machi Mikey Mikey you wanna play a game yeah yeah. Do, I scared it off alright I guess on the top of your head no don't move should. I put my hand in front yeah we've got three two. Let's. See if it cuts this this is a very delicate, fruitcake. Is that a Twinkie no it's you wow that, was delicious, you wanna try it yeah I do okay everyone gets a slice hey where's this knife man don't worry about it I eat a few eat take a slice you, have to join in Michael Ready Set. Wow. That's already good that is garbage that's good. I'm. All out you are sorry why your. Originals, like coconut, oh yeah, it's like a coconut Twinkie, I'll be another one aptly you have the rest honestly. But. Hey. I rate this big this is working, giant, working pocket knife also don't carry this around in your pocket you're not gonna get arrested for what you think ah. This. Is the biggest nothing you've ever seen that's, right it's absolutely, nothing at all not a zero, zilch, and since it's nothing it can be used both indoors and outdoors it matches the decor of any bedroom den kitchen or rocket ship but he seriously, who is buying this oh my gosh there's that many ratings, and to, carve. Guarantee. You I don't believe this for a second they're gonna walk in here and be like look well we have their hands are gonna be empty biggest dead dewclaw.

You. Think I have dead jokes like. Are. You tired from that that's. Like actual, panting, over here dude. Acting, okay, acting. Dude I can't believe that, that many people actually bought, that no. Phone err, I. Bought. Nothing again, tanner, that's definitely rigged. And not big. Wristwatch. I mean if it, was just like this picture I'd been like okay, $85. For a crappy looking watch but then we see this picture and then we start to understand, I feel all these still have their small word, like pocketknife wristwatch. But yeah used on none of those exactly, all right it's. Me the WWE. Champion. Looks. Like a little belt you will honey. So. Before I even get it you broke it No well it came broken, on the face as you lose a crack hey there is look at this attacking. Michael, alone so. What happened here look at that crack it just came within the shipping look at this look at that giant crack right there, wait. The whole thing what's happening here why isn't the second hand moving there's no battery in it are you gonna give me a battery or what. Charge. This thing is huge dude, have you ever tried to wear this on your wrist ah, you. Just pull it up it I thought that's how you set the time you start pulling out rate of items here's a puppy oh okay. Wow that's loud you hear that infer a lot do that. But. That was the watch no. That's my phone it works I mean it works it's just broken and crapped, out upon. Delivery, yeah should we put this on the wall I don't know what you know what do you do with this when you're consistently. Home late from work and your wife's like never again. Okay. Really well, man, this thing's a piece of junk dude, what, the heck how much was this 85 bucks what the heck man I'm Chuck, I don't want to break it cuz I think it could make a nice, wall ornament, but it's so loud and it's already cracked I have to say this is rig. That. Was a rough one tanner that's. Pretty solid, TV is that was a rough one before you knew that next product I do want to let you know if you do find crazy, wacky weird, strange, items, that you want to send us we have a subreddit, just, for that so send us those items in that subreddit. Let's go computer. Mouse this hilarious, but fully functional, giant, computer mouse is an everyday optical. Mouse that is compatible with mac and pc so it's an actual working mouse simply plug it into your USB port as you would your smaller one and the mouse and your and the mouse what doesn't, even make sense simply, plug it into your, USB port as you would your smaller one and the mouse and you're ready to go alright add the card let's see if this thing works that.

Is Kind of big but it's not as big as you'd think, it's not as big as I thought it was gonna be but maybe it's. Probably. Probably, probably. Probably. The. Biggest Mouse ever because. Mice. Are typically spawned and look how small this mice Mouse's we can say that this is a mouse and this is a rat but no I wouldn't okay. There. We go alright I'm using this for the rest of the video look at this yeah I'm moving the mouse it's, happening, devices ready I just feel like this is somewhat like underwhelming. Though I'm like not, super, shocked it just doesn't seem that big I was expecting, something much bigger but I mean like if you're thinking about it this is probably, one of the biggest mouse mice. Ya know Mouse's mice, know mice when it's actual mice but Mouse is when it's a physical, product I don't think so guaranteed, are you sure about that no but I'm I'm, gonna wager a guess mice, versus, Mouse's, in computer terms a mouse is a corded or wireless device but Allah but more than one computer mouse can be called Mouse's you skip the words the. Plural of mouse is my but, more than one computer, mouse is. Can. Know. Christ Mouse is correct to plural, mice or Mouse's, a small, handheld device see, it kay it's talking just about Mouse's, I just I can't I can't allow this to be true in my head you one of the people that want to call it nice know that mooses Benson why are they armies but there's no mooses and there's not nice, alright, now there's not you're, kidding right it's a moose I know yeah it's just moose great everyone's saying me there's a lot of moose there's a moose yeah. Good. I. Was. Like Tanner are you with me. It works so rest of the video I'm gonna be using this now suck it wall gatech I'll rate this one a big Christmas, stocking, look at that kid he's just confused three, and a half feet tall oh is, that how what that kid is literally, two feet tall then maybe that's normal, I told Lana Lunas, about a foot mass Oh or five feet so they can be 5 feet oh wow. 5 feet mama see this, jumbo, christmas stock, is a very, good quality i like, it one like someone you have to say that it's very good quality you know like it's not then yeah if you have to tell anybody you are something, you're not something you know yeah you know i am made of boyfriend. Material you, want to marry me i say, that but look at me yeah member not people see right through you yeah how do person yeah i because there. You go just giants talking this is big dude, oh no, kidding all over, me just. A. Week more dramatic than I needed to be, dude. Where you can put in this you have a present to put in it what is this for you then, all, right should I help you with it put it in and surprise me. You. Think. This is you seen, the previous video I have on all fours yeah yeah. At. Least she looks like a mermaid okay. In. Case you guys haven't met woods before this, is woods so here's, a big question give this video a like if you want woods for your Christmas present. We. Will ship them out to the highest bidder so I get any of that money no, I go straight to me you did all that honey though. Not. What I thought it was gonna be honestly, how about we wanted it to be a hikes. Yeah not what I wanted it to be but thanks for thanks, for trying dude that one is, you, know I don't I definitely don't want woods as a president, before we get the next product big shout out to roar roar they say first, now the beards, got to go why are they always insults, monsters can't you say something nice to me like the beards gotta stay the beard is how, my motivation. To live things like that that's all I'm looking for why is anybody shot at last yeah exactly, cuz I mean they have just as good of a chance of being last as it is being first actually be really hard to be last on a YouTube video exactly, as hard as it be first no you're right.

Artists, Brush oh my gosh it's enormous, Bob. But add an artistic touch to any decor, with a giant paintbrush, accented, with giant, paint palette a detailed artist brush is a work, of art itself, nearly, 6 feet long with its gently tapered, wooden handle, contoured, metal, collar and real, bristles, real bristles, you think we can actually paint with it I'd be cool too. Oh my. Gosh, is there any practical use for this I mean I know you can probably paint with it but maybe like honey you know it's time for you to paint the floor and it's really just mopping for your kids you know it's time to get him in the hey you, want to get tickled with like an eight-foot-tall the paint brush I guarantee. You I can tickle you with it there's no way guaranteed, you want to place a bet yeah all right. Look. At this thing dude whoa. Right. This is actually, wood an actual, metal and. Real bristles, this, has got to be like 50 pounds how, heavy is this let's go back I guarantee it'll say in the listing 13 pounds Wow ok so that, everywhere just week yeah feels like 50 oh my gosh this is enormous Tanner, made the bet that I couldn't take home with him with it turn around I just gotta get a laugh out of you that's it okay I'm not gonna do anything weird don't look. What. Do you do with this like is this just a prop like why are you buying this, $250. Good this takes teamwork the pain here yes like you hold the top half okay and you do a lot of that thing I'll do, this I'll do yeah you just hold it and I'm just kind of like and I'm the one doing this yeah yeah. What churning butter yeah. You're right I was super bleep painting, a circle Oh. What's. This what are we gonna paint we're gonna actually paint I have a canvas for you okay we're, gonna paint so, unsettling, the way it just dangles, what do you want me to do you want me to paint I paint, the. URL, to my blog channel. Shameless. Self-promotion, a little, bit so it's. Youtube.com. Slash. Eventually. Many. I. Just. Gave up.

Anyway. My, blog channel, is. It's up in the info card area and it's in the link that's in the description but the URL is youtube.com. Select one-to-many with you Oh can't, you tell. That. Is I, mean, what do you think I mean I'd have to say that ones that I'll say it's big cuz you can paint we just need a bigger canvas and, a more muscular, person cuz it's heavy what is this what is this snicker, slice and share giant chocolate candy bar one. Pound candy bar oh wait is actually one pound I the card dude I got you this are. You clean it yeah yeah you could tell it hasn't been cleaned. Alright. So at first I thought this was just like you know the pack that has a bunch of them but upon, holding, it it feels heavy and I wonder if what am I getting dupes here gotcha. Mathias what'd, I ever do to you yeah all the time yeah you're right, yeah. I just spit all over it. Do. You want a slice. Yeah. It's got even less efficient way to do it yeah there, you go make a full snicker bar there yeah no kidding you're good, what. Do you mean what else am I supposed to do it I said you're good at this I thought you're being sarcastic oh, good, you're doing good at this cheers Cheers. You all want Michelle too bad you, do this is the one I didn't spit on oh my. God so, much I just a lot but boy does this help yeah I love God right now I believe I make really obnoxious sounds. What I mean you just always do I'm using Tanner's vlogs, nothing. But I'm not the sound this, is the most cringe-worthy breathing, have, one of the people that don't want it there's so much caramel that it's just like a workout for your mouth you know yeah and you're technically burning as many calories as you're eating I say reg you know it's not an enjoyable experience we're so much lighter. I look how they're non like just, the most boring titles, not giant lighter just, lighter like a little, bit of a tip to great big stuff calm, if you want to get more sales name, it giant, lighter because Google, will parse your site as a giant lighter so someone actually is looking for a giant lighter it'll come up bingo, Bob but right now maybe not this working giant cigarette lighter is a monster, that has the potential to singe your eyebrows, nevertheless it is a popular item and it's a great fun measuring, in at nearly 5 inches tall that doesn't seem that big. Yeah that's pretty big a half pound imagine, carrying this thing around she's like you got a light.

Add. To Cart. Almost. You're gonna get one of these. Howdy-doody. It's big but again, not that big, it's voluptuous. I'll. Stop with the candle we go all those rounded this that's, satisfying, though oh wow. That stinks oh my gosh there's so much fuel in this thing Wow light it up baby wait wait before we lie to that hold on I gotta show you some lighter tricks check this out. Yesi. I mean there's special, things to do I doubt those people that think they're so cool can, do it with this but, I bet you can am i right no I can't, definitely here, is a size comparison this, is a regular lighter here is he Zippo lighter, wow, it works, there's, a giant Zippo lighter that is a big flame. Think. You're just helping the fire oh. Jeez. I was starting to get worried dude we're, never getting rid of it you could just close the top yeah I know but I respect you don't, tell them that it's for the comedy oh. My. Gosh, that. All the sudden fuel. You. Like that impressively. Close to my face. All. Right well there you go guys it, worked this is a big. Rated. Well man yo, wouldn't. Match this, foot, long, wooden, match is a fun novelty the, realistic-looking matchstick is a great-looking accent, for hearth in your den really you're gonna decorate with this I don't know I'm, gonna be trigger, if it's not working Add to Cart. Thanks. For that tanner you're welcome only good times this is a big match it looks like it's plastic it does not look like a real match it'd be cool if it. Let. Me tell you something I'm. Not a real match wide, comas, just a wooden stick this is I mean I. Wow. Can. You believe this fire in, here. This. Thing is a stink of poopoo this would have been so cool if you could actually like this yeah you enhance so let's see it's like an immediate, and agrarian a torch it could have been a torch yeah it could have been like a slow burning match where you like light it like that that could have some application, you know yeah yeah you go out in the wild and you're like I just need you, brush, it against the wall and it starts lighting now you got a torch out in the wild there's real application. For that how's it going Bob. Bacon. Strips two pieces oh come on this can't be real bacon though but what's the point of it we all know that bacon usually shrinks, when prepared then. There's a lot about that but when we cooked. Up these giant, bacon. Strips they got huge Nana doesn't know anything about that, these, amazing, realistic, slices, of bacon measure, about, 32, inches long Jenna, knows all about. Printed. On both sides of for authenticity. Have you noticed I'm printed on both sides for authenticity you've never seen the back of my head now that you think about it right how do you know it's not just blank it actually says owned by Tanner. Add. To Cart missed, opportunity, if this thing doesn't smell, like, bacon oh, wow. It's. Actually like hardwood. But. Why decor. Maybe should, we use this as decor yeah oh I, don't know yes I was like probably, where did you trip down and start bacon. Come. On good. Lap. Was just, my. Grandfather, laughs are you never. Been slapped by 32. Inches to me a. Little, bacon. Bacon. Hurts. Oh. I. Can't I'm gonna say that one's rigged I don't. Appreciate it this right here is the exact opposite, of this video so check this one out because this is ten of the smallest products. That, may or may not be working products, now this one right here is instant. Freeze spray, you spray things and it freeze instantly pretty. Cool so, if you're new here also subscribe. For beard, love am i right and we'll see you here next time, high-five. You.

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Comments:

send me woods

Why the long face horse?

Stupid beard!!!!! Cut it!!!

Believe it or not I have a lighter four times the size of that one from the 1950’s.

I love your videos and those funny faces

IT SHOULD HAVE BEN BIG OR TWIG

so....this is entertainment now .....welp i'ma go kill myself if i don't i'll see ya tomorrow

Mushy

MOSHY

Bruised

I liked the snickers.

do you want to buy my air guitar pics shown $150 ono

Hes so beautiful and I tell him every day yah i know i know when i compartment ham and its so its so sad to see that he don't see what i see but ever day he ask me do i look ok i say when i see your face its not a thing that I would change cus boy your amazing just the way u are

I liked tanner until he said it’s meece

gota link for one of those knives

Soft

the defination would be mealy for apples

............................. OPRAH

I think Matthias should cut his beard

I could see how it could be mealy or mushy, but I've never heard the word mealy used for anything but describing an Apple. I'm sure I'll get some comments that prove me wrong.

Dang it I just looked it up and proved myself wrong, mealy worms, mealy mouthed... First time I've heard that term.

Love the beard

17:33 for lighter

I want woods lol

i call a mushy apple somebody elses problem cause i dont eat apples

in japan u could acctually use that at a school festival and join a giant caligraphy challenge

Is Matthias forehead bigger than miniladds lol

It looks like a big but on your face

Get the beard shaved

the soft apple would be called like a bruised apple on the soft spots

I am Courtney aka biggest fan THE BEARD STAYS it is his body plus we all know it was his wifes idea

grainy

Too much side dialogue. Get to the point. I became bored in

Beard is great, KEEP IT ON AND GOING!!

old

We call it mulchy

I aspire for your beard Mister Math-o-pias

That's ink sanses paint brush

Reddit 50/50 A box of dead mice or A box of dead mice

The beard is staing right

thats not a noife its a noife

The beerd is a cheesy burger

Keep the Beard it’s the best

Ur beard is to big

The beared is fine

Did anyone notice, that when they were testing the paintbrush, you could see the bacon from later in the episode on the floor

Issa knife

Press read more I dare you I'm not like those other cancerous comments

Thei beard shall stay

Can you cut your beard because before you was very funny

Last

Your beard is great

#beardsquad leave the beard alone! I think it rocks

- king kong or king wrong

Esses produtos vieram todos de Itu KKKKKKKKKKKK #Br

My family just says "Its fookin raw throw it away!"

your dadthias now love the beard takes attention away from yo ears lol jk love you and your look just don't go all hipster on us again #notesquad

Keep up beard

I bid my life savings on woods!!

You forgot NASA’s Super Guppy

IVE SEEN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD

matt i like your beard last

The Beard got too gow and this is a now fand

I will take woods for 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

Regular Matthias, (without beard), turns into, MANLY MATTHIAS, by using his beard magic

Hate the beard js

i love ur vids matt

“The beard is what you want, the beard is what you need, and if you don’t like that, then you can just flee!”

I call the Apple going bad.......

Soooooooooooooo much makeup

disappointed that they didn't remake the bob Ross intro XD

“Un-Ripe” is what I call apples

matt i like the beard

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I love your vids

Trying to feel my meat that is gay

Bruised

mushy

This is embarassing

Put some links to the stuff you show !!!!

That guys song

Beard is awesome

Such a not smurt purse on

Please ship him first class

CHAD AND VY ARE STUCK IN A TESLAN

$45 for a$6 stocking...

I call to see apples mealy

Have you not seen a lighter text book size?

His head is shaped like a zipo lighter.

You got to love this guy he is awsome thank you for your videos mithis

The apple is old

When an apple is squishy and grainy that means it’s over ripe.

Keep the beard

Little did he know zippo lighters are wind resistant

Ship me the woods

I have 3 of the

Christmas stockings

I call it mushy

Keep your beard

matthias came across 3 "nothing" items so far. I just hope when the next April fools day come around there needs to be "10 most valuable items of absolutely nothing."

Anyone else think jazza from Draw with jazza needs this paintbrush????

#thebeardsgottsstay

I call it disgusting a disgusting apple

Flour apple

the beard must be forever

https://discord.gg/qjVjSrF

plz delete ur beard

Definitely the beard has to stay, and so far I am last

What site does he buy all these products from??

tha beards tha bezt

I came for the beard stayed for the giant lighter

$999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 for him

I call it rotten

Soft?

Fucking mush

Hi

Why does woods look like murfey from the 100

Call 1-800MATTHIAS and Matthias can paint your house for only the price of 999$

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLI8_8AJBumgx6docLbrHO1btHXdrjfgk-

Your ears are as bog a the nasa satellite

matthias chad wild clay try to call you

Believe in the beard

The beard should stayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Nice beardd

Trying to blow out a wind proof lighter... lol

D. C c cc.

What happened to Brian

It’s called mooshy

I don't want woods for Christmas but I still liked the video

again!!"there's a matthias in my boot!"

Puha alma

6:52 we see the back of your head there. u say we have never seen the back of your head before. nice try. lols

Tha apple was mushy

When the apple is soft it is bruised

That’s not the biggest knife that works mine is the size of my dads calf witch is five inches but great vid

That's way the horse Said

Woods would be the best christmas present

"That's not a knife, this is a knife" love that accent

Where are the links for the products?

I give you 1000000000000000000000000$

You said know one says anything nice but I think you are funny

18:28 When somebody Farted

The word you're looking for Matt is mushy

I bought the giant match it does work if you just light it up lol

Okay your beard looks wonderful but you got to get rid of it because I like you better in the past I want you to look like the past

The beard must be shaved, at least a little bit . . .

Mealy

Your beard OMGGGGG

11:37

I'll take him for 1 mil

its mice

3:20 I call it mushy

Sorry for the spelling

I think you should keep the berd

I kinda

Your funny

The the beard has to stay but it looks gay

Please keep the beard

U should do a video on largest or smallest candy.

I love the beard Notification squad

apple like that called "masir" in my country.

It's bigger than your head.

Mealy the word is mealy

Apple sauce

Lol you quoted crocodile Dundee! "That's not a knife this is a knife"

Test skeet beat my meat

Bro it’s ok I have big ears to big ears team like if your in my team

i call it gross

I call it soft

19:21 i had to look twice

Lemme back the words away

13:41 sounds like a high pitched Mickey Mouse

13:30 the - Blue Neon Sign - in the top center background says "Lets Get Weird". when Matt said (I'm not going to do anything weird!)

The giant paintbrush reminded me of the Amby and Dexter series

The beard looks good

It can’t be a pocket knife unless it fits in my pocket!

MATT YOU LIED TO ME! HOW COULD YOU #latesquad

beard looks nice matt keep it

You say that his whole face looks big you know you shouldn't always judge a person by the way he looks or she looks you should never even touch a person that by the personality at all it's just rude I'm just saying it's the truth.

It is probly bad and i hope you feal beter

My dad uses that Christmas stocking every year

last

The beard is the best thing ever and it has to stay

I call the

Mealy.

Matchi Matchi

this dude's face skin is super nice.

BACON FIGHT!

fuzzy

Beard gotta stay

you have the most funiest and finest beard

He looks like a house

I made a new song SHOOK BOI SHOOK BOI SHOOK BOI LOL

Matschig

Yeah the beard gota go

Your beard is good and manly

I love the beard. In fact when I started watching last year I was watching older videos from team edge and I was like wow I like the beard.

The beard is so cuteeeeee and I always look at ittt #notificationsquad !! #mattificationsquad !!

That aint no pocket knife thats a bitcher knife.

Spongie texture

I've always said an apple is 'mushy' when it has that texture

That's what i say

I think it suits you

Love the beard and vids best youtubers ever

I call it gross

This video was way to long. Too many filler BS

The beard is life

I love the beard❤

when an apple is soft i call it "Soft"

I call it nasty XD

Soft apple

I call Apple's horrible

I think Luna can use the stocking to hide in when she wants to play hide and seek with you and Amanda since she is small and she’ll fit in it

There’s a lighter that looks like a giant match and I thought it was that. Wtf.

I call it “graniteie” pronounced granite-ey

u look like messi with that beard

i,ll pay 5 cents for woods

Charlie? Is that you? I said I’d see you in another life brother

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjT8UhDAVHI

Where do they buy these products

at 2:59 he looks like pewdiepie

you are now mattman

This channel has over 5M subscribers and I didn't know about it. Still not subscribing tho. Seems like it's a kid channel.

FEAR THE BEARD!!!!!!

Be nice I like his beard ;)

My peni-

$73

I call it discusting

the giant paint brush reminds me of the guy with the giant paintbrush from the intro of reading rainbow..... or something along those lines??

Yolo

Don’t press read more.... Told you I tried to tell you But you here now so How’s your day! Almost done sorry NOT

#Beardlove

If he gets alot of views, why are u watching without subscribing!

He kinda looks like messi

i call it disgusting

Sooo boring.. nothing useful. Total waste of time

Pulpy

Does anyone know what shirt Matthias was wearing in the video? It looks super cool

I've seen a bigger knife than that, buttt it was 4000 dollars

Poopy

matt zippos are windproof

This is good but you take so long to get to the actual product

Crumbly

Me: Hey Matt u like my knife.

I use _mealy_ having the qualities of meal; powdery; soft, dry, and crumbly http://www.dictionary.com/browse/mealy

So can I have woods as a present ? Lol

I like the beard.........

I want woods

Is it really a pocket knife if it can’t fit in your pocket

Butt butt

A rubber apple

Matt your beard is very cool and I wish you would never cut it off!!!

The beard makes you look like a horse horse man

Vinnie

Rotten

What hat is Michael wearing? Asking for a friend...

mushe

I want Woods as a Christmas present :(

That moment when your gaming mouse is as big as the huge mouse he got

Do a video on Top 10 Video Game Products IRL

Judy’s subscribed

The beards gotta stay

Wanna get hit by 32 inches of MEAT? Anyone?

When an apple is dry, grainy, wrinlkly, and soft i call it "old and nasty".

Mat: this is a working giant working pocket knife Me: lol putting in comments

The first time I saw you with a beard ima be honest, I didn’t recognize you

gaddy up

Keep the beard it insparing

I like the beard

I like it

your thumbnails are all the same

He plays minecraft why

Wtf is wrong with your face?

13:45 CRIIINGE

It's called "mealy". The texture result from freezing and thawing (and refreezing) and/or age. Age is more likely to cause this in certain variety of apples, such as Macintosh.

*side note* Although the texture and loss of flavor is gross, the apple is generally still edible.

8:27 - 8:34 Thats what she said XD

The beard is life, the beard is love

That giant watch is similar to the giant red watch on the wall in iCarly

apple sauce

Mush

6:48 anyone else see the giant bacon on the ground? Ooooops

Needy much?

please send me woods

Kratos

can you please get Skylanders

the beard is cool

Probibly wakwqkwakwkawkawk

I want him. I'll call him daddy and give him 10000 kissed ;)

Moshy

Tanner: paint me like one of your French girls. Me:that was a sex scene in titanic

Tanner: I am made of boyfriend material. You want to marry me. Me: WAIT..... Matthias is GAY!

Grow it

A useless “pocket knife”

1 pound

I call it... a apple

You are SMURF PAPA

they should name it heavier not lighter

Your beard is on fleek

Can you get through this??????? Are you still going????????? Did you get through it?? If you did give this video a like!!

The beard is too big try trimming it down a bit

I call it NASTY

I like beards.

sequence deal economics bottle third coffee analyst saving.

That can’t fit in ur pocket. It is going to stick out a little.

tanner being stelth: KLUNK KLUNK KLUNK!!! Matthias: ITS A NUKE, TAKE COVER!!!

I call it nasty

Moo shy

Used to hate this channel now I actually like the humor because I gave it a chance

the beard is the big one

i call it smooshy

Can stand the random bs you use as filler

#Thor from infinity war

love the beard

Slapped by 32" of meat

Rip

Beards 4 life

When an apple is soft I call it soft

i get bored alit so ill bet donald trump/lil pumps life to get some entertainment

When an Apple has a soft spot I don't eat it cause I don't like apples but the name for the soft spots are mushies.

Woods is so awkwardly adorable lol and tanner looks like my ex

Don’t scroll down Almost done Nope I lied still a lot more Still trying? Wow I told you not to Might take awhile Hehe All done now leave a like!

I love the beard and your ears I have a condition we're I can barely hear so I would be greatful for big ears

I call it mochi

His beard is sexy

Lmao 69k people want Woods for Christmas

The beard dude

Matthias was like no it's just miss and he was like no it's meese and I'm like meeska mooska Mickey Mouse

The beard has got to stay

You look good with a beard you should see my dad when he has a beard he looks like a hobo!

Virgins first time be like 6:48

I like your beard you should keep it

Why would you title it “that actually work” you’re not gonna say “top10 giant products that don’t work.”

I said this because I am angry and these types of titles are my trigger.

+Matthias bro check out the beardalizer products treat your beard to some great stuff!

Never underestimate the power of the beard! #Beardalizer

Can I get some like my mom and dad died today :(

It’s mealy not matchy

i say mushy

You should be in the next a quiet place dude

I LOVE THE BEARD (In my world it's opposite day)

I don’t like your beard

Squish

i don't want him he isn't as good looks as Bryan, J-Fred, and Matthias

I call that apple saggy lol

That thumbnail gave me cancer

tanner should have said "i thought it was timeless" after his terrible watch pun was rejected

The beard is awesome !!!!

I call soft apples *TRASH*

Petition to send the giant Snickers to J-Hope

Love the vid, You should keep the beard!!!

you look great

My art teacher brought the giant paint brush but she just hung it up

whos here for the lighter

Matchie. youe ight

i call it a niggapple

Mooshie

I call it soggy

They should make the biggest pocket to go along with that

The beard has to stay!!!!!!

Mushy M-uuuu-shi

In my opinion I like the beard

I say mulchi

I call it moshi

I miss Bryan

I use the word Mushy

Is it still a pocket knife if it is too big to fit in ur pocket

Distgunstang

When he was on the Giant paintbrush and reading the paragraph I Instantly thought about Bob Ross

What are the odds of Matt’s phone alarm go off the same time he shows us how loud the clock is?

I call my apple cant square up

11:0

11:04 tanner is gay

11:4 tanner is gay

We see the back of your head at 21:40

Contrary contrary contray... 8:38

Michael is hot

I'll pay $10,000 for the guy in the stocking and I'll throw in my collection of Matthias cringe moments

LAST

I call it ugly apple

Beards are cool

Me personally I like the beard Matt...it makes you look manlly

See not all the comments are insults lol

TBH i like your beard

Badass beard matthias

Woods is cute. I’ll take him

also I think you look go with the beard

your my favorite youtuber

That’s What She Said

Nice beard

99,00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000p0000000p0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000990000000000000000000 dollars

Never do a video about fortnite!

Fortnite SUCKKKKKKS!!!!!!!!

Can Michael be the co host when tanner takes over??

21:15 You could say they were, beating their meat together ;)

Woods is what you give bad kids for Christmas instead of coal

Keep the bears you look more of a man

At 6:49 you can see the random giant bacon strip just laying there...

I miss Sam

Don’t worry Matt I don’t want you beard to go i think it’s not bad

I like it when he said that's not a nife that's a nife

Something nice? Hmmmm. Nothing brightens my day like your forehead.

My dad's beard is 10 times bigger than yours

Matthias shav you beard ヽ( ͡°ヮ ͡°)ノ

I wold give you 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,

You could just say.. soft

0:14

2:10 THE BIRTH OF SO MUCH CRINGY FANFIC

either matt complains about there being too many or too few words in a product title

Do you plan to dye your beard?!

I'll trade my dog for woods

:3

Am I legit the only one who likes the beard?

for a pocket knife the best test is holding a sheet of printing paper vertically and see if it can cut it

I call that apple in my mouth, “gross”

Was Matthias talking about the word "mushy" when referring to the apple??? Like the first half of mushroom and then "eee" at the end

Sun to me if u like toast

Matt looks like pewdiepie

Soo when do we get to see if your ears work

WHY YOU NO LINK THE PRODUCT?????? TF

horsemane

soggy you bloodyhell

I call it bruised

Go to a watch shop and say can you fix this crack

Damn send him to me!! Woods is a great Christmas present

15:51 lolol

Ok Ok

I'll take wood for 14000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

5000 thosen for him

your beard is uneven

PAUSE AT 0:04

The facecil hair has to stay

that is one expensive broom

Sans

wait a second i saw the large bacon when he was wearing the sock beside the chair

What dose your beard smell like?

Why is tanner sitting like a girl

The good thing is that your beard isn’t grey

It’s a mushy apple

Pause at 17:23 17:24

I would bid 400,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

I call it Soft

Stop Talking So Much Plz Just Go Straight Into Your Videos

You always need to keep your beard or I'll die because it's so beautiful it's history and gorgeous I just want to touch it through the screen

You are so. Stoopit!

hey mat I think the beard should stay I rather you with the beard

I Collett throw it in the garbage from the apple of the garbage that’s what I call it a felony in the garbage

That is the biggest watch ever in the whole wide world oysters a watch take out the earth

Huge paint brush- ink sans role play:2

Sorry dude but the beard has got to go

Mouldy

Don't you know that Zippo lighters are windproof, seems to be the same for the BIG one !

Moushy

The apple is rotten when it is like that

Haha I'll take woods for my Christmas present btw love the Chanel #notificationsqaud

its mooshy

The beard is how my motivation to live

Mathias 2018

That Beard looks dope

I call it mushi

"That's what she said"

Omg your beard

8:32 that’s what she said...

100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000565555555566656656785335798534787886456887567876567877777777777777776545788654 6457777776544444444446756533211234668999887653211123456789099th 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999911111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111119999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999991111111111111111111111111111111111111111

I fell for it at 19:24

The beard has to stay

do a slime video

LIKE THAT WATCH YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST GO TO YOUR BAE AND TELL HER THIS IS YOUR CLOCK FOR NOW

Soft Appeal

DID YOU SAY ERIN MY NAME IS ERIN lol hahaha Btw I like your beard

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